Mfw we are now the laughing stock of this board

>mfw we are now the laughing stock of this board

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it will all be over soon

I'm from "la comunidad valenciana" and we are too stupid to go with the calanes or anyone.

We prefer be stolen by the goverment in peace.

Can we have Basquia?

Jesus Christ Catalonia if you needed tips on gaining independence y'all could have just asked. How embarassing.

You got your eight seconds of fame.

GG WP

>Catalonian Empire taken the Balear Islands
No fucking way.

Fuck Me uploaded the incorrectly spelt version... oh well fuck it. Enjoy Sup Forums

VUIT SEGONS

Not that bad.

>independance.gif

>Inb4 when a gif last longer than the independence or Catalonia

that asturia looks a bit off

That's nowhere near where Asturia is.

>”Morocco”
>Not “Greater Gibraltar”

post things that last longer than the independence of Catalonia

my fart

Good night Memelonia.

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Selecting all the squares with vehicles

You've been playing too much EU4

8 FUCKING SECONDS

A two-pump-chump in bed

Nah, it's better to have tried and failed, than not to have tried at all

And Spain is still going to invade you.

SECONDS

What happen? I just woke up, quick rundown pls.

M'estimaria més això que quedar-me totsol amb sos mesetarios.

>Memelonia
>Pugdemont declare the independence
>*8sec later*
>Pugdemont undelcare the independence.

EIGHT

MOTHERFUCKING

SECONDS

More photos so you can meme hard on them

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Fuck you!
No Morocco in the holly peninsula. Let them try...

Also, greater Galiza is gay. Galiza is our rightful clay in so many ways... it even hurts.

Pic related, languages in Galiza in 2011: Red, Galaico-Portuguese; Yellow, Castillan Spanish.

you literally were independent for 8 seconds beating the last time Catalonia was independent, which was 9 hours

>We free
*Thinks*
>On second thought we no free.
What did he mean by this?

>MFW 8 SECONDS

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Can someone explain what actually happened? How is it possible to revoke one's independence in 9 hours or 8 seconds? Do they have a freedom button or something?

Nigger what is even a Portugal? You fags were totally conquered by the Moors. The reason Galicia isn't part of you is because you were totally Muslim clay... If anything you should be part of Spain...

What is this new meme. Please explain.

Portugal is one of the whitest countries in Europe tho. Don't really know why.

>conquered by the Moors
It was the other way around you fag. Our country was literally built over their dead bodies, we killed them all before declaring the region as "Portugal". But then again, how would you know, you're a burger.

>you're all this retarded

please die

El maricon de puigdemont declaro la independencia de cataluña y justo despues dijo que no, que la cancelaba para negociar, la independencia duro 8 segundos.

Go back to forocoches you piece of shit.

Quit that memeflag jordi, i will explain him in Spanish if i wish, faggot.

>1934, Catalan republic, 9 hours
What happened here?

tl;dr
>proclame independence
>say no before that because muh dialogue

imagine you're in europe
>pp completely refuses to dialogue
>puigdemont stops the independence declaration to dialogue
>everyone sees how puigdemont is a good goy for being open to dialogue and how mariano is a bad goy for not wanting to dialogue with catalonia (something that everyone asked/pleased him to do)

he sacrificed the queen for the final checkmate and he will probably win, because if the goverment doesn't change their posture about dialogue europe will suport catalonia

it's a matter of days that spain get's btfo by puigdemont masterplan

>opens dialogue
>spain refuses dialogue
>can't declare independence because he has to negotiate with spain first

Someone give me a quick rundown I was on pol when the photos and Webms of the cops being dickheads tot en rioters came out but what happened since then they declared independence then dropped it? How who where why?

>when uploading this picture took longer than your independence

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catalans btfo

Not very sure, i studied that time ago in the highschool, but was somehting similar to that.
>Illegal declaration.
>Spain sended the tanks (for real).
>End to the independence.

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>totally wrong

>opens dialogue
>spain refuses to dialogue
>if no dialogue is open after a few days/weeks he declares independence anyways

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>>conquered by the Moors
>It was the other way around you fag. Our country was literally built over their dead bodies, we killed them all

But then, how come you all have so much mudslime DNA in your genes?

KEK

You know nothing about History.
Half of Southern Portugal was already freed of moors before half of Catalonia was...

But ya! Muh Cheesburger and shit! What is this what is that? huh... bro...

Have you ever read a book?

SAY IT WITH ME POL:

UNA

GRANDE

LIBRE

First, quit that memeflag, butthurted Jordi.

>if no dialogue is open after a few days/weeks he declares independence anyways
>Its illegal
>art. 155

Muslim rule was a Golden Age, we had Toledo as the most populated and developed city in the world around year 1000. Science advanced greatly.
After Reconquista we just happened to have an even greater Golden Age with the start of a global Empire.

It's not fucking sub-saharian genetics. It's Mediterranean blood.

ha ha ha just fuck up my republic senpai :DDD

>commies get btfo so hard in 8 seconds

Today’s a fucking great day

Nigga, I'm going to get scientifical on you:

1) We're closer to Africa and we have had more historical dealings with Africa. Think of us as a U.K. of the South. That's why you have more sub-saharan and North African DNA than everywhere else in Northern Europe.

The reason is exactly the same.
Also. Please, prove to me the causation between the "North African" DNA and the Islamic period. Because the regions with less islamic influence are the ones with more "North African" DNA.
It's like... as if... there was this one thing called Neolithic migrations and this other think called Megalithic builders and such...

Go have a tea. I bet you're a Northerner...

No. Stupid fucking faggot. Toledo is a Bronze-age city, meaning it has been for more than 2000 years.
Also moors were fucking illiterate.

lol How was it a golden age?
Really? Toledo? Toledo had a greater population UNDER the Visigoths and UNDER Castille than during the moors.

The moors great city was Cordova. Toledo was just a regional capital, comparable to Badajoz at the time.

so funny you bring this up
>it's illegal
ok, congratulations

>art.155
two options here:
>he gets support of europe, because muh polician violence and muh being open to dialogue, so when independence is declared we are actually considered a new country and spain will have no legal powers over us so 155 isn't valid.

or
>he doesn't get support, does it anyways, rajoy applies 155, whole catalan poblation turns on him and gets more people to turn independent and is seen as hitler for the media


no wining situation for spain

I meant Cordoba, sorry. I need some sleep.

There is actually less North African DNA in the Iberian peninsula today than there was in pre-Islamic times.

Go to sleep user.
But the moors really were no good.
The only state in the peninsula that may not have been parasitic - by praying on a larger Chrisitian population for taxes, for instance - or without a totally alien culture to what the elites adhere too was MAYBE the Kingdom of Granada only.

Oh, sorry then.
I need some sleep too.
G'night cunts. This surely was a meme day.

Reminder that Russia hacked the Catalan referendum, rendering it illegitimate.

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CARA AL SOL

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How you can be that fucking retarded?
no, congratulations no, if you do illegal thing that have consequences, you fucking subhuman.

Europe will not support that shit, and any relevant country recognize you, fucktard

>whole catalan poblation
Implying that all Catalonia is separatist.

>seen as hitler for the media
Just for use the law and the constitution, allright.

Are you fucking retard jordi?

Shall I say thanks?

The real mystery is why does the West of the Peninsula have 50% more "North African" DNA than the East when the moors stayed longer in the East? And specially, since the Iberians dominated the East and it was possible they came from North Africa?

How come the Iberians (if coming from Africa) left less than 10% genetic material even in the South and Southeast, where they dominated up to Roman's arrival? They probably did not come from Africa, but it is still a mystery.

is this legit, redpill me on what happened in catalonia

Did my best for a 5 minute edit boys.

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CON LA CAMISA NUEVA

low effort
no end credits
no subtitles
try again nerd

Nice English Paco.

>I'm a hipster and what is this

Nice independece, probably the best 8 seconds of your life.

my cock, but only barely..

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A vape pull.

Silenci, no ploris, Jordi

thanks to this meme, your entire movement is dead. You're gonna be dismissed like the crybabies you are. There's not even need for article 155 to be triggered or police involvement. you fucking memed yourselves

>vuit segons
Catalan

Side of Beef's posture

Their dictator was homosexual and fought for communism. They revolted in a full scale warfare with portuganese, and the battle lasted, EXACTLY 8 mere seconds. They were shut down, and just ran as their comfy dictatorship again

me typing this reply including captcha

Not me having sex

>This guy slaps your catalonian ass
What do?

If there was any doubts that catalans are cucks, everything is clear now