Hello fellow Blorkistanis, I am here to blork to you about my new blorkiology.
What the blork did you just fucking say about me, you little blork? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Blorks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Blorka, and I have over 300 confirmed blorks. I am trained in blorkrilla warfare and I’m the top blorker in the entire US armed blorkes. You are nothing to me but just another blork. I will wipe you the blork out with blorkcision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Blorth, mark my blorking words. You think you can get away with saying that blort to me over the Interblort? Think again, blorter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of blorks across the USB and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the blorm, maggot. The blorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your blork. You’re fucking dead, blorko. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred blorks, and that’s just with my bare blors. Not only am I extensively trained in unblorked combat, but I have access to the entire blorksenal of the United Blorks Marine Blorps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable blorss off the face of the continent, you little blork. If only you could have known what unblorky retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking blongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the blice, you goddamn blorkit. I will shit blork all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, blorkko.
William Butler
Well blorked my blork.
Adam Taylor
FOR BLORKISTAN! GAS THE KROLBS, BLORK WARS NOW!
John Lewis
Splork with me fellow blork
Alexander Kelly
This is offense to my blorkness
Kevin Wood
let a blork nibba fug
Connor Wood
What the blork?
Luis Foster
Very Blorkpilled
Grayson Hughes
listen here you stupid fucking chlork ass bitch i will blork you up so goddamn hard youll wish you were a dlork. Ok? You wanna fuck with any other blork fine, but if you mess with me, kid, I can blork you in over 900 ways, and thats just with my blorks. I can have the entire blork of the us military on you in under thirteen blorks you fucking chlork. You're fucking blorked kid.
Cooper Murphy
What the blork is this thread about
Charles Stewart
Blorkpill is the best pill
Jaxson Wright
Fug off you krolb
Asher Lopez
Blorkler did nothing wrong.
Evan Rogers
Where are the Mods, we Blorks need our representation with our Blorkistan flag!
Thomas Cooper
nice roll
Isaac Watson
I tried coming out as blork today and the schlorks in my high school florged me for it
Christian Roberts
Convince the MSN the Blork is a White Nationalist Symbol.
Landon Campbell
OY KREY, THE BLORKS KNOW
Liam Sanders
I bet you arent even blorked enough. YOu probably voted for chlork.
Cooper Wright
Fucking unblorked get out BLEEEEE
Adam Peterson
this is fucking facebook-tier stupid this is like when kids who cant swear get a hold of a meme
Cameron Ross
Nice blorkes my friend
Ryder Williams
Go Schlork yourself.
Ryder Powell
TAKE THE BLORKPILL
Michael Gutierrez
Take the Blork pill user, once you go Blork you never go Black.
Ayden Wilson
You're stupid dlork you know that? I swear to chlork Ill shlork your blork.
Leo Jenkins
Krolb shlorcker detected, 22 blekels have been deposited into your account
Kayden Smith
This is BLork Supremacy! I'm reporting you to CNN!
Luke Sanchez
not if me or Mcaffee have anything to say about it
Daniel Perry
BEHOLD OUR GOD
Isaiah Baker
Mcaffee is a shlorcked klork
Adam Thompson
We need to create the Blorkfesto so the Krolbies can get Blorkpilled
James Campbell
Fake news can't stop us Blorks. HAIL BLORK
Adam Cox
To be fair you need a very high IQ to understand Blorkposting
Jonathan Price
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Blork. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of blork physics most of the jokes will go over a typical chlork's head. There's also blork's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Rand Paul literature, for instance. The blorks understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike blorks truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the blork to chlork reference, referencing the obvious and complex political issues in our country. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Caligon's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. :joy: And yes by the way, I DO have a Blork tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the chlork' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Matthew Davis
I reckon thats a shlork, bloyim
Gabriel Williams
What a freshle blasta youve gorked there
John Ward
Blorks fren
William Williams
>Bloyim nice try Krolim
Lucas Sullivan
have a (blork)
Justin Morris
yer blorkin me right now
Lucas Johnson
chlork em
Luke Watson
BIDF get out BLEEEEEEEEE
Asher Stewart
CRINGE
Jeremiah Morales
krolb shill
Michael Richardson
fuck off Krobbi
Jeremiah Morris
get blorked krolbfag
Benjamin Jackson
Gas the Krolbs! BLORK WAR NOW!
Caleb King
Get off my bloard
Connor Price
Blage
Jaxson Garcia
interdasting.
Kevin Adams
what are you talking about? everythings fine bloyim.
Ayden James
this all is quality blorkposting
Austin Gonzalez
We should make this a white nationalist symbol.
Dominic Rivera
WITNESSED
Dylan Diaz
WE SHALL BE THE GODS
Robert Sanders
BLORK YOU MODS! YOU CANT CENSOR OUR BLORKS!
Oliver Reyes
Blork power
Jack Reed
SIEG!
Evan Cruz
...
Josiah Price
BLORK YOU MODS
Landon Moore
Blorknessed!
Logan Wood
>t. urban retard Educated rural and surban phlorpfs all voted for D'lorrpf.
Cooper Bailey
>Sixty >Fucking >Replies >Mods >Do >Nothing
4pol is truly dead. I'm sure Hiroshimoot will appreciate his ad revenue cratering as this place empties out.
Elijah Reyes
TAKE MY BLOKERGY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Carson Fisher
This is a Slide Blork
William Lee
Blork pride worldwide
Sebastian Adams
Get blorked you kroyim
Henry Moore
50 florks have been deblosited into or blork account.
Ethan White
hahahahaha this is why i blorking come to Sup Forums when I'm blorked from posting on /r/thedonald for being racist
Luke Hughes
is this a Rick & Morty thread?
Benjamin Morris
No its a blork thread you blorking krolb
Jace Foster
HEY MORTY! I AM BLORK RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Isaac Green
Clegg fucked bitch!
Nathaniel Robinson
This entire thread is a parody of nu Sup Forums
Alexander Cox
I turned myself into a blork Morty
Landon Miller
and Netherlands is a parody of a real country you krolb!
Carson Jenkins
Fucking Chlorked
Jonathan Bailey
get blorked on krolb
Robert Smith
GLORK THE KLORKS, BLORK WARK NOW
John Torres
true blorks blork off to this
Liam Thomas
Deblorkacy
Michael Scott
Meta-analysis of the structure of Sup Forums's argumentation whereby blorkposting is used as a heuristic to learn the architectonics of normative political critique.
James Brooks
BLORK YOU MODS
Jace Richardson
Get blorked on Krolb
Juan Sanchez
Hello sir, this is a Christblork thread. Please refrain for Blorn.
Jason Peterson
This is a lvl 10 psyop infiltration. Do not blork. Your mind is at stake.
Brayden Gray
Blorkler Chubbs blecked.
Mason Lopez
OH SAY CAN YOU BLORK, BY THE BLORKS EARLY LIGHT! WHAT SO BLORKLY WE HAILED, AS THE BLORLIGHT BLORKING. AND THE BLORKETS RED BLARE, THE BLORKS BURSTING IN AIR, GAVE PROOF TO THE BLORK THAT OUR BLORK WAS STILL BLORKING!
Gavin Gonzalez
this was the best thread ever
Jaxson Young
To be fair, you have to have a very high BLORK to understand Rick and Morty. The blork is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical blorkeks most of the blorks will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s blorkistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Blorkaya Borka literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these blorks, to realise that they’re not just blorky- they say something deep about BLORK. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE krolbs- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the blorkor in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Blorkbba Blorb Blorb,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Blorkev's Russian epic Blorkes and Blorks. I’m blorking right now just imagining one of those addlepated kroldbs scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What krolbs.. how I pity them.
Carson Parker
FUCK OFF LEAF! EVEN BLORKS KNOW YOU'RE WORTHLESS!
Aaron Diaz
...
Caleb Rivera
>Argentina is Blork No Argentina is a Black country.
Aiden Nelson
fuck off cia nigger jew. fuck off with your testing of theorys of memeology.
Christopher Scott
id be willing to bet this chlork never got a blork job
Kayden Garcia
>A blorking leaf
Nicholas Mitchell
>le 56% krolb Blork
Isaiah Miller
>implying the blorks aren't all ready in control of New Zeablork.