You're at the school festival and this guy slaps your waifus ass, what do you do?

You're at the school festival and this guy slaps your waifus ass, what do you do?

stab him

Tell him I like his style and I offer him a trip on the family yacht.

Just go and talk to Sekai, she can take care of him

So you'd kill him JUST for slapping your waifus ass?

beat him and leave almost dead

Caress his balls in turn.

Nice boat.

it's not just an ass, it's your waifu's ass

KEK

Slap his ass.

Open relationship so depends if I know him, she knows him, and if she's okay with that.

Otherwise upset and punch him.

Me and my waifu beat him to death.

Replace that face with trumpet

Call da Po-Po and tell em he was smoking wed, dos Japanese Po-Po be on his ass fo dat like a nigha on a crackas gurl.

Punch him.

Call his dad and tell him to fuck his girlfriend's whole bloodline

But he already did that...

Stop talking like a nigger user. It's not good for your mouth, mind, and soul.

Then fuck his other girlfriend's bloodline

NTR Kotonoha away from him.

Start sucking his dick.

Take a picture and show it to his girlfriend.

Don't submit to him you idiot. Fight back!

...

True, she'll solve things in a push.

Gonna beat the shit out of him while my waifu kick him in the ground.
After that im gonna rape him.

>JUST

You act like it's not a crime punishable by death

Go on an anonymous killing spree with each victim being chosen to progressively possess more and more similar traits to him, so as to suggest to those vigilant that he may soon be in danger. Then I "slip up" and leave some evidence implying the killer might actually be one of those two bitches lusting after his doomed dick. Let the two yandere off each other, and watch content from the sidelines. Maybe he too shall die in the ensuing drama, much like the source material.

check if she's pregnant