Make me laugh faggots

Here Sup Forums, it's on the house. Enjoy!

What would Sup Forums name a sushi roll if named after Stephen or Eric Paddock?

Glock and roll

why do white people and mexicans always order low quality fish when ordering sushi

do you guys sell california rolls here?

The Compedon Roll (pronounced Compton)
The Taco Bell Roll

What do you mean low quality fish, it's rare that a sushi restaurant will have multiple qualities of the same fish. Except the different cuts of tuna.

Mandalay Dragon

Mandalay maki

Bump Roll

Country Sushi

the "mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys" roll

Vegas Roll is already a thing sooo...

I guess Patsy Roll

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10 dollars bottled water. TEN DOLLARS!!! WATER!

Was it thousands of dollars of sushi per sitting or is the thousands accumulated over time?

tacobellatuna roll

The "CIA sale of arms to ISIS undercover operation gone horribly wrong" sushi roll

I'm on holiday and I'm literally spending thousands on sushi. Also it's "comped" in the way of being essentially free thanks to crypto profits. WEW

BP-roll
(boipucci roll)

Money Shot

Comp Roll

we ate thousands of dollars of sushi also all you plebs work at taco bell not everyone can be poor you fags

The High Roller

The Taco Bell tsunami roll

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this and instead of using seaweed on the outside you roll it with $100 bills

"locked and loaded with spicy tuna" roll

spicy there was a second shooter at oasis apartments shrimp tempura roll

those $100 dollar bills better taste like strippers sweaty ass crack and old cocaine

bumpu stock rorr

The high ROLLer

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I always go for everything besides fish; eel, octopus, clams... haven't tried fugu yet, feel bad for the fish the way it's prepared, but I bet it's fucking delicious

who cares about how a fish fucking feels it's all good as long as it's comped sushi

Hey Faggots,

My name is Eric and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, no-lifes who spend every cent in their wallets at Taco Bell. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any sushi? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. My brother's a high roller in Vegas, and he made me and my family wealthy. What job do you have other than “making burritos for poor people”? I'm not guilty for being successful, and have a banging hot sushi chef (She just made some for me; Shit was SO comped). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my sushi chef