Go into work for the first day of your new job

>go into work for the first day of your new job
>see this
What do

Lack of work. See you cunts later.

I didn't realize this was what you meant by 'pipe welding.'

Take picture
Blackmail
Alternate girl every other day

Is this yuri?

This user gets it.

Best friends doing best friend things.

[X] SPEND THE REST OF MY TENURE TRYING TO UNSEE

This happened to me at work but they were much fatter.

That's unfortunate user

Had this happen at work, only it was these two retarded brothers my company hired to be nice. I walked into the bathroom and they were there jerking themselves off.

Knowing you satan, you must've joined them

If I had to choose between social suicide and having sex with the likes of me I would probably choose social suicide. Although Japanese are much more afraid of shame that actual unpleasant things, so who knows.

>walk in on gay co-worker jerking off
>blank faces staring at each other for a full minute
>sit down and start jerking off too so it's "less awkward"
Why am I such an idiot?

Assure them I wont tell anyone. Work as usual. Fap everyday fantazising about how my two hot coworkers are fucking each other.

Respect their privacy.

Put my hands on my cheeks and shout 'But that's forbidden love!'.

Pants off and lay down with them. It must be some sort hazing for the new guy.

>Self insert as a man
What's wrong with you?

>self inserting
whats wrong with you?

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