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Enjoy sucking more spanish dick Cuckalonia

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Catalonia will eitheir stay a part of Spain or become a buffer zone.

JUSTO.

EIGHT :CLAP: FUCKING :CLAP: SECONDS :CLAP:

HOW WILL CATALANKEKS EVEN RECOVER?

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT SPAIN IS A FASCIST NATION

So Spain is /ournation/ in that case.

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I really pity them, it's just their government that betrayed Catalonian people. Catalonians themselves are not responsible for this shame.

8 seconds? How? Clapping lasted for at least 30 seconds before he suspended Independence.

Fun fact: the average length of mammals defecating is 12 seconds. On average it takes an animal 4 seconds longer to take a shit than it does for Catalonia to exist as a nation.

no EU nation is /ours/

Viva espana fuck catalonia

youtube.com/watch?v=dyYDmzsLcVc

1:40 to 2:10. Independence lasts for 30 seconds, not for 8. When you meme stuff like this, why don't you do it right? I mean 30 is pathetic enough.

quick rundown pls? last thing i know cucktalonia prime minister was supposed to proclaim independence, but then pussied out

Qué tal por ahí arriba Manolo? Ya refresca por la noche?

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Why is it taking 3 years for Britain to quit EU, but Catalonia is expected to do all the fuss overnight?

where is this picture from, actually?

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No one declared anything legally because they are too afraid of prison, Spain's president to speak in 20 minutes.

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR
FUCK SPAIN
FUCKING FASCISTS

Its the reaction from the crowd after he announced that he suspended the independence, after 8 seconds kek..

Yesterday 144854188

Who is that Carles guy? Isn't your king Vileda I of Catalonia?

again, clapping took at least 30 seconds, where do the 8 seconds come in?

Carles Puigdemont, president of the autonomous government of the catalan region, the guy in OPs pic

I know of no such president. Pic related is Vileda I of Catalonia.

It was his speech! He announced independence and 8 seconds later announced it was cancelled, look it up krautbro..

yeah, look at my post and you can see that I actually linked the video. As I understand it: He declares independence, people clap for 30 seconds, then he cancels it.

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why korean is the only number writen as 8?? you dont know how to write 팔?????

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8 seconds after this photo was taken

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Rays of light were born from the sun. Tales of Catalonia ring in their adolescent ears. By the time they reach earth... It's gone.

It's a bit weird wanted to see another bloody civil war in Iberian peninsula.

>8 seconds

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

youtube.com/watch?v=j2eUrSDtGxg

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Even on the fucking national TV they were memeing the 8 seconds

Entertainment is dull these days.

We like habbenings.

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You know your nation is not at total war unless the occupying force doesn't broadcast porn on all channels 24/7.

reason.com/archives/2002/04/03/porn-and-politics-in-palestine

>An Israeli army spokesman told Agence France-Press that their forces had nothing to do with such clips, and even blamed Arafat for the footage. "Arafat is willing to go low in order to make himself look better in this uncomfortable situation," said the spokesman. However, an Israeli foreign ministry spokesman, taking into account that the porn-playing stations were after all occupied, was less sweeping in his denial, saying "I cannot believe that Israeli soldiers would engage in such despicable behavior." He called it "shameful."
>Why would Israeli troops program porn? If it was a freelance operation by individual soldiers, then it was merely an act of contempt. If it was an act planned by military authorities, however, then it can be read in a variety of ways.
>Modern psychological warfare often makes use of unlikely media.

Can't wait for to start sending us their best, I mean these current defectees and their stories are like John Lecarre threw up a cover.

>Implying i will get myself drafted.

Rajoy activating 155
Shit is about to get crazy

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>CurbYourEnthusiasm.mp3


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Where are all that Catalonian separatist that were shtposting and raging about Spain now?

Wow, the way he moves at the beginning reminds me so much of Draeneis from world of warcraft.

do you think they're all going to go away now and forget about it, it is a pause that's all... enjoy your small win but they're still expecting talks/mediation and if they don't get them then your crisis will just restart itself

hahaha, they can expect whatever, the art.155 its getting ready, so the only thing that they will "restart" its the meme machine.

DELET

I wouldn't be so sure... if you do that and/or trigger more violent clashes then you could easily end up with the majority of the population being in favour of separation

if you'd just let them hold a legal referendum they'd probably have lost and you'd get rid of the issue for at least a generation, instead the way it has been handled, by ignoring them, you've ended up with a much bigger issue that still hasn't gone away

>and you'd get rid of the issue
You are an idiot they would continue to have referendums every other year until they won.
Also the massive congragation of people in BCN that were with Spain the other day shows that separatists are just a vocal minority,
And with companies leaving like crazy on top of the it was just a prank bro of puigdemont more and more people are seeing how stupid independence is
Spain already won

For Kiketalans money>>>>>>>>>>>>independence, and their money is now endangered

that's naive - look at the UK for example, Scotland had a referendum... it was the first in decades. The only reason there might be another on the cards in coming years is because of Brexit.

you're the idiot here, along with your government, your problem with Catalonia remains and that is largely because Spain has handled it so badly

The can suck a dick, if they want a real and legal referundum they have real democratic ways to change the laws and the constitution first, and then make a referendum if they wish, but we dont must say "oooow, cute jordi... pooooor of you... take, a referendum for you :3" if they want something they must to work for them.

And if they dont want violence, then respect the laws, the 1-O the people hurted was for blocking the police, not for voting, so, you respect the laws, you dont block the police, you dont get punished, is that easy, but they need to show them as victims because they are awful rats.

that's kind of a bullshit position too - as changing the constitution means you need to rest of Spain to agree to do so and that's not likely to happen...

yet the whole point of self determination is that the Catalan people themselves decide, not other people

if it was just about following laws then the USA wouldn't exist, Ireland wouldn't exist etc..

Both Ireland and USA won a war against UK to become independent nations whether We like or not, This will probably end up in a war. I am actually thinking in a way to escape from the military when they start asking to go to fight for the "fatherland".

>if it was just about following laws then the USA wouldn't exist

If my Grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike, go fuckyourself, is not the same time, its not the same situation. They have democratic ways to do ti, and they would have a lot of help, there are a lot of separatist movements in Spain + a lot of people who is not separatist but supports the idea of a legal referendum, but they are subhumans and dont want to do it bu the good way.

And then, go full USA mode, dont respect the laws, go, but when government fucks your ass, and you lost your autonomy forever and a lot of people get hurted and arrested dont come crying. that its the only thing they do.

It's a necessary evil

This keed thinking that's how draft works.

You gon learn sohn.

Underrated

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Catalan people and nation is older than Castille or Espania.

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>EIGHT FUCKING SECONDS
>ACHT SCHEIß SEKUNDEN
>HUIT PUTOS SEGONS
>HUIT PUTAIN DE SECONDES
>OCHO PUTOS SEGUNDOS
>BOCEMЬ ГPEБAHЫХ CEКУHД
>OCУM EБEHИ CEКУHДИ
>ACHT NEUKENDE SECONDEN
>OSIEM JEBANYCH SEKUND
>OITO SEGUNDOS CARALHO
>AŠTUONIOS SUPISTOS SEKUNDĖS
>OSAM JEBENIH SEKUNDI
>OTTO MALEDETI SECONDI
>OCHT VAFICKTE SEKUNDN
>რვა დედამოტყნული წამი
>VUIT SEGONS FOTUTS

Castile is older than those pieces of shit, cunt.

kek

>*record scratch" Yup, that's me, You're probably wondering how I got here.

>Spanish
>Ocho Secundos
>Secundos

It's "segundos" you burger

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?? CAN WE KILL IT??

Crying, like their heroes Junqueras and Piqué

I went on wiki and it doesn't show Catalonia existing for 8 seconds.
Truth or lie?

>CATALONIA IS INDEPENDENT!!!!!!
>what's This? An email from Rajoy?
>it's a YouTube link to "the greatest rapes in Oz"
>IT WAS A PRANK BRO

Fun fact: in French it's "secondes" but it's pronunced "segondes", just to trigger the foreigners.

Also:
lefigaro.fr/actualites/2017/10/10/01001-20171010QCMWWW00337-pensez-vous-que-la-catalogne-sera-bientot-independante.php
>do you think Catalogne will be independent?
>81% no

Some catacuck should have remove it due to embarrassment

Here it is for posterity
>web.archive.org/web/20171010193158/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shortest-lived_sovereign_states

I wish

Well lol

Tactical retreat.

just catalonian things:
>leech from Spain for 40-50 years, get industrialized by Franco, the evil itself
>have the highest rate of corruption, cry about how Spain steals from you
>blackmail and threat with the independence every year to get more money and advantages from the spanish government
>change/invent history of Spain, Aragón and Cataluña to justify the existance of your imaginary country and kings
>brainwash people and kids using schools and the media for 40 years
>impose your dead language everywhere
>try to appropiate other provinces of Spain (Valencia, Baleares) like imperialist pieces of shit and get offended when they tell you to fuck off
>call 'facha' or 'fascist' everyone that dont think like you, mark them like the nazis did with jews
>ally with the basque terrorists, with ppl that killed YOUR ppl to get more support
>attack, insult, spit on the national police and guardia civil and flip out when they beat the shit out of you
>break spanish laws and your OWN laws, stomp on everyone that opposes you and do whatever the fuck u want in the name of democracy, and then call for dialogue
>get 30-35% of votes in illegal referendum, without any census or control, with only indepes voting, with people voting 5 times, children and dead people voting, urns in the street, and count the votes using ppl from your own party
>try to declare independence against the will of more than a half of your """""country""""", ignoring them
>try to appear internationally like 'poor victims' and spread lies about how Spain is a fascist dictatorship oppresing poor catalonians, when its the other way around

I could go all the fucking day

>When a quick rundown of your independence movement it takes longer than the own indepence of your country

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Not a catafag but watching Puigdemont speech it was more than 8 seconds imo, like 30 maybe?

And their republic got 8(eight) seconds old

does the other gay nigger have a pepe hoodie on?

Every single thing you said are lies. Keep doing this like this manolos, every day we hate more Spain and its retarded population.

checked, lel

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Why 8 seconds? Did the parliament vote to cancel the DUI?

QUICK RUNDOWN ON THIS PLEASE NOW

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barcelona is long overdue for a bombing

It's like Brexit but only 19710000x faster.