Hey faggots

Hey faggots,

My name is Nadeko and I fucking hate every single one of you. All of you are annoying, selfish, no-lifers who spend every second of their day buying stupid ass charms. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any snake skin? I mean, I guess it's fun not talking to other people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of class reps with glasses.

Tonikaku, don't be a stranger; just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the national twister team, and starter on my Shinobu search group. What sports do you play, other than "get scammed by Kaiki because I'm so stupid and gullible"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot half-vampire friend (he just rejected me; shit was SO haah?!). You should all do the world a favor and kill yourselves.

Pic related, it's me and my Koyomi-oniichan.

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You are also a manga artist, have you forgotten? or perhaps you are ashamed because the story is so bad?

Nadeko I have a question, when are we gonna get this 100 user line moving?
I've been waiting near the back for ages now.

man i whant snake back

dear snek
can i fuc u?
lov anonymoos

>just hit me with your best shot.
>not "your best kiss shot"
wasted oportunity

Nadeko did NOTHING wrong!

Nadeko is A BRAT, A BRAT!

I'd give her everything she wants.

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I need a moment.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

God damnit how many years has it been?

Hi best friend

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Alrighty then, good to know.

Snake! I like snake girl!

Agree

DROPPED
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Just let me suck your feets already

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We truly love otokonoko

On man, snek really is going crazy.

>those thigh highs

JUST

Nadeko is a perfect and holy being.
Doesn't matter if she has short hair, snake hair, or french fry hair, she is still beautiful.

cute

meh

>"At the shrine, Araragi finds that Hachikuji has brought Nadeko Sengoku with her. Sengoku in this world has short white hair, and talks exactly like the snake god Kuchinawa in Nadeko Medusa."

At least there's still that version of Nadeko.

Im so butthurt right now

I'm so aroused right now

UNF

I want to see more of shorthair nadeko!

Aside from the shot in Koyomimonogatari, I haven't found any more.
Hopefully this will bring in more fan art.

animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2016-07-29/pet-monogatari-nadeko-on-your-smartphone/.104808

I imagine her to be stinky smell girl

What an amazing day to be alive.

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Otokonoko > futas

>this

>Try to take the quiz to unlock Ononoki
>Can't do shit because it's all in moon
Have I not suffered enough from having to share this site to unlock Shinobu?

There's a summary somewhere?

I want Nadeko to sit on me

That's from Zokuowari. (wikia)

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

fml
Fuck you ANN, I wanted to read nademonogatari by myself. I didn't want your fucking synopsis

My memory is pretty bad but I don't think I'll be forgetting that. Shame because parts of monogatari have been spoiled for me in the past and it makes the overall experience worse

It's not even a spoiler. That's the synopsis on the back of the book.

best snek thread?

b9life.hatenablog.com/entry/2016/07/28/143909#本当の恋の終わり

translate-kun pls

I'm a moon user. I don't want to be spoiled so I'm not going to read that, but I promise to post my own summary once I'm done.

I prefer to consume things with no knowledge of what's going to happen, it makes the experience infinitely better

It's a small thing sure but it still bothered me.

I want to be Nadeko and sit on an user. And have him lick my cute butthole.

> 5 Nadekos
> they are all going nuts
Nisio please

you'll have to read the LN but the answer is 媚び撫子