>IT'S HAPENING
IT'S HAPENING
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Don't let this thread slide via shill threads, like all Awan related, or Weinstein or Vegas stuff.
They do not want you to know that THE END IS NEAR, YELLOWSTONE IS ABOUT TO BLOW UP IT'S ALMOST FUCKING OVER!!!
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fuck off.
Nothing will happen. Check these digits.
Checked and I don't see shit
No, it's not. Heard it too many times to beliee it now.
IT WILL BE DONE
Yea but my quads say Yellowstone erupts November the 16th
Earthlings I come with a warning,
Don't trust greys they will butt fuck you.
Only trust us green aliens
Also Yellowstone is gonna blow, ur fucked
>858
>thoth
the real wisdom gets are never fun
>zerohedge
It will never happen. Believe me
>Zero Hedge
Give me a real source.
checked
Check it. Between tomorrow, and the next 300,000 years, something, to some sort of varying degree, will happen at Yellowstone.
Eh, so this is how it begins.
zerohedge is worse fake news that even Fox
I'm in southern Ontario, if it erupts one of these days am I 100% likely to die?
Big if true
Let the trumpets sound!! Let the angels sing!! Blow baby blow, envelop the sinners eternally!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Does this mean it's on the 8th?
>almost doesnt count
checkem
Move along now
I'm going there in a couple weeks. am I safe? will I cause the catastrophe?
I have seen this thread literally ten thousand times in the past year.
KILL YOURSELF CUNT
Dude, if this shit blows up there will be so much smoke and ashes everywhere on the goddamn planet you'll never see the sun again
FUCKING EXPLODE ALREADY!
FUCKING NORTH KOREA NUKE US ALREADY!
negro that thread is on here every fucking day
protip: if it were actually erupting, there wouldn't be a need to not let this thread slide
I just now realized that Yellowstone is different from Yosemite. And that it's over right of Idaho or something.
LOL I'm cool as fuck here in California
Nothing will erupt, expect my mighty big cock over ur mother
I could not give less of a fuck
>zerohedge
>U.S. Geological Survey puts the rough yearly odds of another massive Yellowstone blast at 1 in 730,000
Go away with this shit
Nice slide thread OP
Maybe that's a sign you should get off Sup Forums
I live in Idaho, right next door to this. It pleasures me to know that I will instantly be ashed while the rest of you starve to death while avoiding marauding cannibal gangs.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>sips Mountain Dew
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yellowstone is an extinction level event volcano.
Let it be
It's just a matter of time.
Could go off tomorrow, could be next week, could be next month, or the month after, or next year, or in two years time, or three years, or a decade, a century, a millennium or even RIGHT FUCKING NOW
how about we trust no aliens
problem = solved
Fuck off space nigger, we're full.
You can crash on the moon if you want though.
>HAPENING
before reading about this i never pictured a scenario where another country could occupy US soil
or even some semblance or a "war" on our soil
but this could be the avenue
My grandfather was a geology professor, he said that Yellowstone would be devastating, but it would not be an extinction level event. It would level most of the US west coast.
2014 TC4 is a much more serious and (potential) threat on the daylight side of the planet at 0530-0600 UTC (5-6 hours from now).
>cool as fuck
>california
user I may have some bad news for you
...
kek wills it
Kys retard sage
"Level most of the west coast"
Kek
It's not just the eruption though, it's the breakdown of society, the end of agriculture for perhaps a few hundred years and the chaos that would ensue. The USA would be done and much of the World would soon follow.
WRONG:
AWAN THREAD
THIS IS A SLIDE THREAD IN DISGUISE
>1 post by this ID
It's happening!
digits if kek wills it?
FYI youngsters, sage and report this shit
Pls giv eruption-that-devolves-into-nuclear-war-over-resources so we can have our a e s t h e t i c post-apocalyptic blade runner future with robot waifus and no brown people
Yellowstone will take down the entire continent of North America within 50 years. It is known. Non burgers seek high ground.
Kike book tier cancer
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what happened to this place
If it's on zerohedge I assure you its not happening
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good thing I am west if it
god fucking damnit this movie was SO good
maybe my favorite movie ever
up there with Full Metal Jacket, a film i've watched like 20 times and will watch 100 more times before i die
would a nuke on Yellowstone trigger an eruption? If so it might be wise to take out Kim right fucking now.
OP this is for you
if there was a chance of it going off....duchsinse would be talking about it, he is not. Dont trust zerohedge the website that predicted gold collapse every other week for the last 10 years and other major happenings that never happened...sites worse than pol end of the world threads.
>Sup Forums
there's only one board new friend
>ALMOST
Whatever.
no, a nuke is irrelevant compared to the forces that cause an eruption
rolling again for you
will you be one of the 54m?
I just checked out my back window and there is no eruption of jellystone going on.
rare topical and correct Leafpost.
I hate you faggots and your daily fake happenings
Montana fag here. Can confirm. Big earthquake that sank the town 20 miles away from me, but it's a small town so you won't hear about it. Scary though.
You better not be a memeflagfag.
Fuck off space nigger were full. You can crash on the moon if you want.
zerohedge is trash u gullible fuck lol
56 days
Pozzzed..
Dick, he's talking about the US; stop looking at location flags. Nastyism is not a country.
I LIKE ZEROHEDGE
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I am building a great space wall and the greens will pay for it
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A homosexual male. Commonly heard in Australia and New Zealand
Me and my mates beat up a dirty, little poo jabber because he was a dirty, little poo jabber.
#fag #gay #nancy boy #poo pusher #fairy #poof #OP
It's hot here in San Fran,
I am thinking of head'in to Yellowstone!
Frankly they deserve it at this point. Who cares.
>almost
k
>ALMOST ERUPTING!!
How does a volcano almost erupt?
>implying anyone on this Cambodian rice breeding forum ever sees the sun
In 5 years
My numbers say a freak natural event redirects most of the destruction to California and also Hillary gets hit by a small rock launched over a great distance
So this is how California dies... with thunderous applause.
die pig americans
What's this sun shit?
I'm unfamiliar with what the sun really is, I've been told it's some magical light bulb that floats above my roof.
you big fat liar.
Rawling for you're a faggot.
>zerohedge.com/news
>.zerohedge.
>56565
good enough
is this the original blade runner?
I'm not seeing this on my earthquake sites or on ATS.
I kinda think Juan de Fuca will go off (& maybe unzip both ways) before Yellowstone does.
Czeched
fuck off shill faggot
Good, Sup Forums will be more clean when Amerifats die from their retarded volcano. Also can't wait for the really long winter it will make Australia prosper. I want the volcano to erupt as soon as possible.