>Be 23 year old American >go to Vienna, Australia (first time in Europe) >Plane lands, I applaud >At the airport, I hear Australian voices for the first time, accent is so thick it sounds like German >go through metal detector, tip the security 5 euro each for being so nice
First day in Vienna: >evening time >walking around because there isn't much to do, decide to visit the famous Opera house >a lot of the Australians seem dark, must be tanned from the constant sun exposure they get >ask for directions to the opera house >give a $5 tip to the guy
>Take a taxi >arrive to the opera house >Begin clapping as the taxi slows down >taxi driver stares at me bewildered >He's probably waiting for his tip, hand him $5 and get out of the cab >Opera House looks nothing like what I saw in Finding Nemo >no water around either >walk around and I still can't understand these Aussies through their accents, still sounds a little German to me
>Kind of disappointed >Find a McDonalds nearby and rush in >Salute the big M and repeat the the pledge of allegiance >tears of joy rushing down my cheeks as I get to the register >order a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese >fucks up my order and gives me some shit called Royal Kase >tip him 25% just to be nice but I'm actually angry
>on a plane back to USA >upset I didn't get to see any Kangaroos
Sorry OP, I did not read any of that. That gurl looks like my type tho...
David Carter
Girl equals sexy. OP equals faggito bandito
Evan Allen
> Vienna, Australia
HO HO HO ...
Aaron Roberts
Dude Australia fucking sucks, I wanted to chill out at some beaches, fuck with some kangaroos, but all I found were Muslims and old European architecture? Australia was also MUCH colder than pussy Aussie anons on here say it is
Nicholas Hill
weak
Camden Gutierrez
I've been reading that Hitler was actually Australian for years, nothing on this board makes any fucking sense
Josiah Long
Austria you fuck , not Australia
William Long
I'm pretty sure OP meant Australia... he wanted to see kangaroos. in Australia no less
Austin Green
Why are the controls behind the stove where all the stuff is hot? Who does such retarded designs?
Adam Cox
Enough with ur germanic race engineering superiority you sauerkraut
Xavier Gonzalez
Nice proxy OP Youre still a faggot tho >>/bant/
Jeremiah Bailey
Delete this picture.
Jaxon Baker
spadaj kurwa
Carter Hall
It's sinful and induces lust.
Lucas Torres
masz rację
Evan Thompson
Bitch has too much ass.
Camden Russell
fuck you and your fucking blogpost faggot
James Watson
Just my honest opinions on the country
David Gomez
ignorant nigger obama doesn't know how to speak austrian
