JUST DEFILE MY SHIT UP

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Hnnnnnnnnnnn....Cant wait for the Biopic

Do they have yelp in pakistan?
that review is gonna be brutal.

why were these retards in pakistan?

they lost weight. That's good.
But honestly who is dumb enough making a vacation in Pakistan?

Damn they got busy, three kids in five years. Wonder if they're all his.

Tbh, they look better than before

But did she got comped?

This are all normal things of living in a big world.

>why were these retards in pakistan
>retards

I would guess none of them are.

Shart says:
>I can't lose weight baby, it's genetics

The latest diet crazy... 3.. 2.. 1...

Canadians are such goofy bastards. Why are you people so weird?

Send all fat liberals to Taliban summer weight loss camp

They literally deserved it

>fat fucks go to terroristan
>kidnapped by taliban
>allowed to give birth to 3 kids
>"lose" one

I don't even have to read the article. If they cost us nothing, it was still a bad trade.

Stop being fat and obnoxious and jealous and obsessed

Them Talibans sure taught them how to lose weight

WHERE'S THE LINK?

The real effects of their trauma won't even manifest until they experience a return to normalcy.

As soon as they both go to a grocery store and see how normal people act, and how clean and civilized everything is, they'll realize more and more that this is what they were running away from, and that's what'll break them.

They need time to decompress before the true Horror of it all washes over them.

looks like they lost some weight. so thats good

Fatty went on the Taliban Diet

See what I'm saying?

If they weren't spies, why did they go to a warzone?

Why did they have three kids whilst being held captive by terrorists?

This couldn't be more bullshit if it was released by the FBI.

The biggest loser is really extreme this year

>If they weren't spies, why did they go to a warzone?
to lose weight
>Why did they have three kids whilst being held captive by terrorists?
to gain weight

Nah, they'll be fine. You need a little bit of trauma to uncuck yourself from the Talmudic reality we currently live in.

Btw: archive.is/pWLbw

These fucking niggers were in the mountains of Afghanistan in 2012, and the bitch was PREGANANAT. You can't get any dumber than this folks.

The curiosity for what the fuck they were doing up there aside, damn both of them look better than their previous state.
Pakistan-Afghanistan is a worthless vacation spot if unless you are chasing H.

Looks like the Taliban did them a favor.

>canadian
no surprise there

at least they lost weight.

You get the same h in India without terrorism

>The pair was kidnapped in October 2012 while backpacking in Wardak Province, a militant stronghold near Kabul. At the time of her abduction, Ms. Coleman, who is from Pennsylvania, was pregnant, and later gave birth. She had two more children in captivity, adding pressure to resolve an already desperate situation.
Seems legit.

nah, they were forced to work at taco bell for 5 years

wonder if we will ever find out how many of the kids were from rape

I can't even stand goa anymore man.
The old charm is dead. Meaning no disrespect Indian user.

taliban should open a fat camp, those are some impressive results

At least they lost weight

At least he is not fat anymore

Canadians are the new sharts? Or were they always the true sharts to begin with.

Really pops my coochie

kayla mueller defilation was the hottest

Bideo:
youtube.com/watch?v=hQ6R6HlaEck

>kids are blonde and blue eyed
Can you spell cuck?

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numales btfo

wow they look so skinny now
now diet plan

>goes to Pakistan as fat american fuck
>comeback /fit/ and with a family
It wasnt all bad at least.

Damn look how much weight he lost bruh!

The husband probably beat off while they did it.

hmmm...
Maybe we should send all Amerifats to Pakistan

hmmm is she speaking in spy code at the end???
>I'd like to tell my...father...that in the end I have become more of a...belle than an ariel

I can't imagine an American and a Canadian having children. It's worse than race mixing.

They were definitely not civilians. And the message was allowed through for a reason.

Based pakis

Or they may have been muslim converts. Check out the guy's magnificent neckbeard in the OP.

>Taliban forces white people to lose weight and breed
wtf i love Taliban now

D E F I L E D

Will someone explain to me this fucking COMPED new meme I keep seeing everywhere?

no

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You're going to be late for your shift at Taco Bell, faggot.

Why go to Pakistan?

What did they think would happen?

it's a forced meme that came out of an interview with Stephen Paddock's brother. people keep spamming it because they think that it will catch on

kek

A FUCKING GRENADINE

do you live on st vincent or the grenadines?

Part of a Pakij deal.

Your healthcare is so shit that literal Taliban hostages recovers from it

have a stroke please

thx famalam I suspected that

bahahahaha i didn't even notice your flag
fucking newfag doesn't know how to get COMPED

At least she lost weight.

They litterly did them a service

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Do you guys think his husband got to fuck her over all of this years or was he sitting on a corner watching how the taliban took turns fucking her wife in everyhole in front of him and his children during years?

Do you think he got an erection everytime his wife was moaning?

Do you think he masturbated watching them fuck her wife?

That halaal wait loss program

you suck man

That beard. Converts before they left, true believers by now. Toss them in the ocean on the ride back.

I wonder when they come if they will talk about how Islam is such a peaceful religion.

yeah "hostages", these are Islamo-apologist retard. Throw them into the sea

they lost a lot of weight

holy shit

Do you guys think he kissed her in the mouth after being released?

I doubt it. Not after years of blowjobs I wouldnt.
Probably her mouth smells of cum.

Literally every statistic shows you being much fatter than us. Statistically speaking, you are probably obese. Fat burger

Most effective fat camp ever?

At least they're no longer fat

looks like they had a few screws loose before they left

>The pair was kidnapped in October 2012 while backpacking in Wardak Province, a militant stronghold near Kabul. At the time of her abduction, Ms. Coleman, who is from Pennsylvania, was pregnant, and later gave birth. She had two more children in captivity, adding pressure to resolve an already desperate situation.

>nytimes.com/2017/10/12/us/politics/militants-free-american-woman-and-family-held-for-5-years-in-afghanistan.html

Why are people so fucking stupid? Why do people deliberately put themselves in harms way by going to shitholes like North Korea and Afghanistan? What ever happened to going to normal vacation spots like Hawaii?

3 kids in captivity
in 5 years
>JUST....

do you think they will take the new children back home as a souvenir ?

means to donate something, etc. if something was comped then it was donated (to you,etc)
the brother of the vegas shooter said it like 3 times on the interview and it became a forced meme
its retarded, just let it die. only retarded am*ricans like it anyways

Read her story. What a stupid bitch.

> Probably her mouth smells of cum.

Fuck man.

Asked like a true Sup Forumsster

Trudeau would be proud of them winning so much

Well at least the captivity helped then to stop being so fat.

Always look on the bright side.

>fat
>useless
>no children

>go to Pakistani taliban camp
>get fit and healthy
>three children

Move all the white nu-males and tumblrinas to Pakistan and unJUST them

>he's had a COMPED sushi wedding cake

Fucking pleb

Somehow the Pakis changed the woman's genes.

they were kidnapped in afghanistan, then moved to Pakistan recently. secondly, they weren't just """released""". They were rescued in a joint operation by american intelligence and pakistan army