Megumin Monday

Show me some explosions

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BEST GIRL TIME

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Why arent you walking the path of explosions with her?

BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST CUNT STOP REMINDING ME

I don't like megumin that much, but if she becomes OP somewhere down the line, then I guess I can root for her for the time being.

Gifting you guys a new desktop

Megumin is the Chaika of 2016.

And there is nothing wrong with that.

I still haven't read the LN novels, I've read from others that best girl will win?

Crack a boom motherfucker

>Show me some explosions
An explosion is a rapid increase in volume and release of energy in an extreme manner, usually with the generation of high temperatures and the release of gases. Supersonic explosions created by high explosives are known as detonations and travel via supersonic shock waves. Subsonic explosions are created by low explosives through a slower burning process known as deflagration. When caused by a man-made device such as an exploding rocket or firework, the audible component of an explosion is referred to as its "report" (which can also be used as a verb, e.g., "the rocket reported loudly upon impact".)

MEGUMIN

A

CUTE

!

But Darkness a best.

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What happens if megumin has to poop while kazuma carries her back after exploding?

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Show don't tell faggot.

She shits herself and gets it on his back.
What else?

Do you think Megumin gets more and more horny the longer she goes without casting explosion?

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She's a premature exploder.
If she withholds for more than a day a smallest wind breeze will make her go kaboom.

Crimson Demons don't poop.

Now the real question is where the fuck did Kazuma get her clothes?

A tailor, probably

We all know Megumin a best but how do you guys feel about Wiz?

I fugged up

GARAK
I LOVE YOU
HAVE MY BABIES

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>almost every Megumin doujin has the same plot
>Megumin explodes the castle and then gets fucked by Kazuma
You'd think that whenit comes to porn japs have a little more original ideas

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God dammit she's so fucking cute.

I'm disappointed there hasn't been an aqua gets gangbanged by crocodiles in the cage doujin.

Maybe, common Japs do not know what croc penises look like.

Unfortunately Steve Irwin died before this episode could be filmed.

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I wish I were rich and eccentric.

I want to cuddle under a blanket by the fire with Megumin.

Her smile makes me feel all warm inside

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All the mage girls from Megumin's village look the same.

The village head is their dad and they are all sisters.

You seem to have posted the inferior version, lemme fix that for you.

So is the LN good? I read the manga a few weeks ago and I've been meaning to start the LN since I haven't read a LN in a few months

>chocolate Megumin

I didn't want to want this.

Wiz is even bester

Make it black hair and green eyes.

>can cast explosion magic without becoming immobilized for raep
>would probably still let you raep her because she's so fucking passive
>not malnourished

Hopefully in season 2, we'll have that bathing scene with Megumin

That's honestly where I expected that scene to go when Kazuma asked about age restriction.

>she will never say your name with this much enthusiasm

forgot pic

i.imgur.com/rK16YZC.mp4
Explosions you say?

She's just a chuuni with one dumb gimmick. Why is she so wildly popular?

Sup Forums

>Not liking skeletons

She's a CUTE chuuni.

She's also cute, loyal, and just the right amount of a scheming asshole.

>show me some explosions

is this a tribute thread? I thought that wasn't allowed on Sup Forums

I like yunyun better

youtube.com/watch?v=0UpZnSjMko4

How did she become so passive? She was a fierce mage in her human days, battling the demon king army day in, day out.

>implying we aren't all skeleton on the inside

Plus I think Wiz is still technically closer to an actual skeleton.

She's probably closer to a zombie, too meaty.

She's still a pretty good girl, though.

Just stick your fleshlight warmer in there for a little while and she's good to go.

Honestly though I feel bad when Aqua bullies her.

Why is Aqua so shit?

>FUCK
>MARRY
>KILL

GO.

kill aqua
fuck darkness and pretend to dom i guess since she's into that
marry megumin

easiest choices I've ever made

Sleep and dream forever my angel

Kill Megumeme.
Ignore the others.

>Coming back on Sup Forums after of few months of hiatus
Wait, when did this replace Miuna Mondays?

While you were gone obviously.

> Today we crafted something from the internet!
> Pipe bombs
Kazuma no

>Megumin discovers the internet and learns she can make explosions without exhausting her magic
>her face when she learns about nukes and Tsar Bomba

What does Sup Forums have to do with it?

Seriously I don't go there unless I'm b& from Sup Forums and need to violently shitpost. How is Sup Forums involved?

Miuna Mondays still exist.

Previous Japanese cheaters had legendary crafting powers, which they used to bring their sick twisted Nipfetishes into the world. Do not be surprised if something stupid like an Umaru finds its way into fantasy australia.

Liches don't have raging hormones to guide their day to day insanity. When Wiz was a young and fertile wizard, she wanted to conquer the world. Without her hungry uterus she's left with her intellectual desires, which remain just as sharp as they were in life.

But Megumin thinks that non-magic explosions are heresy.

The internet itself would be fucking space magic to her so I imagine shit like pic related wouldn't be far off.

What about magic-induced explosions? You could probably fiddle around with science+magic to make some stuff.

b-baka!

Kazuma made fake dynamite that was science+magic and she threw a tantrum.

file name related

I haven't read the LN yet, but interesting.

WAGA NA WA WINNER

Don't be so mean to Wiz and stop spending your points on shit skills.

Stop shitposting.

I'm drunk as shit, as this image, and thought the chess piece was a dick. I fapped.

Who ever is making these, please use the bd rips for source instead, they don't have those black lines in them on the left and right side of the image

>tfw reading LN
>Megumin leaned on me and exhaled, holding my left hand
tightly in the dark.

I want to tell Yunyun that I will be her friend and she needs to get in the damn van already.

tell horriblesubs about it

Fucking kek

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Fuck Aqua
Kill Darkness
Marry Megumin

I love Megumin

Fuck Megumin
Marry Megumin
Kill Water and Blackness

You got Aqua and Darkness mixed up senpai.

>Fuck
Darkness and whisper "Lalatina Dustiness Ford" into her ear as I nut
>Marry
My child bride Megumin of course.
>Kill
Aqua.

>prone bone Darkness
>grope her abs and whisper "You have such strong manly abs, Lalatina!"
She would like it, right?

She wouldn't admit to it but probably yeah.

Just done reading volume 5

Fucking kek, they managed to put shipping into a comedic novel

There is no butthole I'd like to lick more than Megumin's.

What about Komekko's?

> Two trays
> Not megumin eating off of Yunyun's tray
3/10 It's cute but blatantly defies source material

give me a second