Today we write Eminem's new song one line at a time

I'll start

>We're destroying normative genders

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we're prepping our bull dre

>If you get your woman's consent to suck a black dick it's not gay

red pills like cool aid

time to gas the money lenders

Niggers made me gay

Drink enough til you fade

>family structure is oppressive to ladies of color

someday i'll game of thrones haley jade

45 drinks fool-aid

Tug so hard and still can't ejaculate

New York
LA
Can’t have a nice day

Eminem
Miley Cyrus
Infected with the kiddie virus

Sup Forums in your head
Pewdiepie the master plan

Hillary Clinton
Blown Away
What else do I have to say

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning since the worlds been turning

Communists in Charlottesville
White men on the redpill

Take a knee on the flag
Tranny niggers dressed in drag

Harvey Weinstein has a fall
Twitter goes martial law

White privilege and the homo
I can’t take it anymore

Stuff dicjs in your ass untill you fade

All nigger would be dead without foreign aid

like my boss dre did in my ass and gave me his HIV aids

>rap music
>music
>take from actual music sources
>sing-song poetry
>throw in "yeah" and "uh"
>triple platinum jew ovation

eminem's gay gets laid by fags all day

Bravo.

I am most amused.

I will find the jew that sold it to you

it's not gay if it's traps, keep it in the closet under wraps

Isn't his daughter of age now? If so, one of you younger, handsome retards should try to hook up with her then take pics with symbols, etc. and send them to her dad.

Used to be Eminem, more like Feminem
Now you tuck your sack back so
You can go on and talk to Ellen and 'em
Irrelevant party line towing maggot
Weren't you the dude who got in trouble for saying "faggot"?

Tackin dicks in the ass like Stephen Paddock goes Ratatatat

(nice btw)
i get comped all day
not like some taco bell moron
drumpfy too me is like hitler plus sauron

comped for sushi during gun attacks
wishing he was blacked and barebacked
like BET raps
and ballsacks

Never forghetti moms spaghetti

Pay attention people, this is where the bar is set, your post must be at least this or better to continue.

please schlomo black me, the rapping yeti

And he's Orange

if eminem suffering from jaundice still

>We're destroying normative genders
Conform to the hormone agenda
It's totally normal, just chop your dick call me the transgender defender

I jerk off as my daughter is blacked and ready

>We're destroying normative genders
dicks on chicks bosswomen suspenders

What part of "one line at a time" did you not understand?

>Like a fat girl destroys a Dodge Charger's fender

OP IS A FAG THIS THREAD IS DUMB

Nah just kidding I'm a real bum

Hey Em, I always thought you were the man. Ever since the days you rapped about Stan. I couldn't believe you drew a line in the sand. I didn't think I had to decide where I stand? Damn you don't want me as a fan? If I don't surrender my opinion to the will of the man? You put your hand up high in a fist You've been corrupted, taken over with rage and now you're pissed. Before the election I was never a trump fan! People like you pushed me, with your line in the sand! You scream Fascist, Racist, Dictator boo hoo! Look in the mirror yo, thats what you do! You're dressed up like ISIS spewing venom to the masses, what you need to do is buy a new pair of bifocal glasses! Hey Em, I'm from Michigan too, I'm too old for rap and so are you! I'll raise my kids to use their minds to unite, Not spew crazy rhetoric to blow our country up like dynamite! Just want you to know slim, I heard you through and through, I'll raise my kids to never be like you! & your rhymes were weak and your flow was weird it took you 44 years to barely grow a beard...

Not bad user. Not bad at all

We didn't start the fire? We should have a Sup Forums musical, like Sup Forums does. Ours would be significantly better.

reminder your're a manlet under six feet tall

Good thing I'm 6 foot 2 master race. Go to /fit/, they are full of angry manlets

libshits need to get put in their place

six under, just like Heather Hamplanet

Yeah that boy Michael Jackson bad

he just couldn't stay black / cuz he knew his dad

Mom's spaghetti

I got the world's consciousness under my thumb

Then I take a fap break and I cum in mum's tum

Lel

Already happened--
>vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j
vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j

Ninjas

kinda cringey

Actually it's pretty decent - never mind.

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latest and greatest

youtu.be/87rml7Upxv4

the streets is monkey warfare, and monkeys on welfare, and to many monkeys yelling this just isnt fair, wwell guess what, if you like africa so much just go back there

We're destroying normative genders
Evil agenda, throw babies in blenders
Blowin up towers, the man of the hour
Comes on TV to declare new powers
Of government over the masses
Bend over, prepare your asses
The flags are false and continually flying
For now, we rule you but in hell we'll be frying
Cause we all bow to the jews with long noses
We murdered Jesus cause our father was Moses
While we take the cash, gold, guns
And enlarge our stash
The fire we promote turns your culture to ash

Decimate
Blow these fuckin punks away
bombs away
Hit the dirt
Crumble underneath my words
Snowflake

Suffocate
Watch em bleed
Make em eat the words they speak
Strength in numbers don't mean
Shit when all these pussies stand so weak

Without a mask you ain't shit
Rip it off and watch em run
Fuck what you stand for
Cut em out like cancer

Try to send your message
Just a bark without a bite

Rope em up and pour the gasoline
They scream for their life

Hit em with some motherfuckin violence
That's what they want
I'll leave a motherfucker silent

Straight into the jawline with a pipe
Bye bye
Left side leaking bright, night bitch

Fuck all these pussies
I'll drown em in misery
Leave em in agony
Kill em no sympathy
Rinse off the blade
And then empty the pistol
It's nothing it's nothing
Yeah noone will miss you


not oc

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thats an awfleaaa hottt cawrfeee pottt

More plz.

Someones partial the little white nigger named Marshall

once said he'd pull triggers on homos , fags and the lez.

Dick got bigger started barkin at the peoples prez. Poking at the Eagles nest

But Mathers doped up and spittin the same slander. Soaked up the propganda. Smitten with division talking shit like your opinions matter

Bro... permission to quit day job granted

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Eminem. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Eminem's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Eminem truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Steve's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Eminem genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Eminem tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Not bad

>like BET TRAPS
>and ballsacks

ftfy

Killing czechs

this already happened last night, and some user actually rapped it and posted it on vocoroo or some shit. i don't have the link because i'm at my job working to support my large white family.

btw, some mod deleted the thread, which was a fucking shame.

here you go
youtu.be/87rml7Upxv4

rekt

thx buddy. i wrote the "i'd like to introduce my butthole to um him and him" verse ;d

I've listened to the tune all day.

what you see is not a shiny mirage
it's da gawd emprah and he's drivin a dodge
big don baby i got rifles and glocks
and NRA members who actually know how to fire some shots
so let's brawl, you little kikelinked pest hog
how about an executive order for some right wing death squads?
your career has been failing, now you're all woke and triggered?
and reduce yourself to a pathetic little token wigger
SAD! it's fucking painful to watch
we all know your face is all tainted and botched
your beard doesnt make you look brazen and tough
you look like a aids patient who made it in snuff
i wasn't gonna do it, but you make me wanna nuke shit
laughing when the nukes hit, just because they're gooks, kid
and thats the truth my friend
test me any further you'll be hanging out with proof again

eminem is gay
gets laid by fags all day
why he be so gay
probably cuz he be so gay
motherfucker be so gay
everybody know he gay
so everybody raise ur hands up with signs sayin
eminem is gay

eminem is queer
gets laid by guys all year
in his ass in his mouth in his ear
ass widened til he sheds a tear
wont say stop out of fear
of homophobia so he keeps it up his rear
feel it pumpin cuz the cum dumpin is near
splat eminem is a queer

tsk tsk

kek

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Kys and we all know you're stan js lol

Some of the previous replies mixed together with some of my own mind to make this abomination:

Listen here, we're about to spit some offensive race play
We're prepping our bull Dre
If you get your woman's consent to suck a black dick no worries mate its not gay
Swallowing red pills like they're kool aid
You're gonna drink so much it's gonna make you fade
The jews are destroying the world that we've made
So the rothchilds can use the blood of infants to bathe
Some day I'll Game of Thrones Haley Jade
These liberals tugging so hard they can't ejaculate
All blacks would be dead with no foreign aid
Instead we bring them over here to give our daughters AIDS

All welcome the new Feminem.
Now he tucks his sack back to talk to Ellen and that
His music used to be a gem
Saying how it was for working white men
He's now destroying the normative genders
Chopping off his own balls the new transgender defender

Look Em, you're a manlet under six foot tall
You must be joking? You think people listen at all?
To your stupid liberal shit and cuckold drool?
You think it's cool? Take it all, look like a complete tool.
You want a party? Sure we'll bring cake and confetti
Show up, gatecrash the democratic national committee
Have a laugh, show them them you're a little bit sketty
Go back in time to ninety nine to choke on mums spaghetti.

is this a comedy sketch

spaghetti

gay

look whos back, back again
3 big macs, double chin...

M...mummy?

I'll try

>What'd you say when I came here today to to do an exposé about how I saw you yesterday at the gay parade
Kek

Nice!

OY VEY, I am cooking in the oven today.

I am heckled to give up my shekels

My name is Marshall Goldstein Mathers

I control goyim with my homies

White people need to stop following their
culture and recognize their privilege for my cockaroach, black goyim

OY VEY, give up everything you own white goyims and do as we say

We came straight outta the streets of Israel where everything is just a pure coincidence

OY VEY, I'll pass on the gas

Lmao let's do this thread again but let's do it as slim writing angry letter to trump

Cause let's be honest that's what he would do Lil em ain't cappin no body

He's skinny white guy that loves words he's deffo writing strongly worded letter

oKay People this here is da real shit dawg, like i aint even playin wit chu fo real nigga

"Will The Real CIA Nigger Please Stand Up"

>oh, uh, oh, nigga whaaa
>em ih nem? Naww.. more like em a woo men,
>A forty year faggot sucking dick with the best of 'em
>Spewing cuckoldric vitrol, jewish tricks for the people
>A CIA nigger acting wigger sending lambs to the slaughter
>While harvey weinstein's dick is getting deep up into your daughter

>Big nigga, white boi dick swinga, with a
>hunned figga stack for every diss that he slinga
>I heard your latest attack, a truly beautiful rap
>About as sensicle as facts written by tweakers on crack
>You talking superman smack, verbally spitting out flack
>How could trump take all these lumps that you so flawlessly pump,
>while bumping humps of semen dumps straight in Melania's rump?
>"oohhhhh"

Chorus
>You sold your soul for a sheck - ell,
>Now theyre calling collect - well
>now youve lost all respect - tell
>everybody youre wrecked - uuhh huuhh


>Now I digress, put on a vest whilst i paint you a portrait
>A true word salad mess, that still sounds somewhat important
>Picture this, Im in the kitchen, with some knives and dishes
>They call me hitler while im chopping up these fruits with precision
>Now put the juice in the oven, lets make some hot marmalade
>And burn the skin off all the fags in U.S. commy brigades
>Yeah all the kids these days, they think its cool to be cucked
>To bend over, get fucked, and have a nut in your butt
>But what the fuck? Is this real life or am i stuck in a nightmare?
>Is this a natural result of chemtrails filling the night air?

>"mommy im scared, is it true, has marshall mathers gone crazy?"
>No Hallie, baby, hes just paid to say some stupid shit lately

Chorus (repeat 3X and fade out)
>You sold your soul for a sheck - ell,
>Now theyre calling collect - well
>now youve lost all respect - tell
>everybody youre wrecked - uuhh huuhh

Lmao hey em the last nigger that talked shit to trump lost his job a year later. So pretty good odds trumps gonna become greatest rapper of all time If he doesn't get reelected kek

BLOMPF GET TWO SCOOPS?!?!
THE FUCK? IM STUCK WITH FRUIT LOOPS?
WHILE DOING NAZI SALUTES
IGNORING BENGHAZI TROOPS

Here it is edited with the coffee pot shit fixed
vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j

I'm a disgrace to the white nation
Whining without trying that's a damn crime
Every line I spit is angsty
All I ever do is complain
I'm not a man of action
But I'll sure point the blame

I got a Bung-Hole and I need T.P.

Nobody knows this better than me!

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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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He's wearing a Rope around his neck..
Just begging for it!
Pretty sure he lurks here..
Don't stray from the subjects, Anons!

Bump

I'm a Dweeb, I'm a Faggot, I'm a Moron, I'm a Twit...

Just like Niggers got a big Fat Lip...

My mouth is sore from all the blather I spew...

I get a big fat check from the Industy Jew...

Listen up slimy kike and get it right

step in the oven, it is cosy inside

don't put up a fight when we move to the right

every jew will be slaughtered, because jews are not white