You're walking around town with your qt guild master when this guardian slaps her ass out of nowhere. What do you do?

You're walking around town with your qt guild master when this guardian slaps her ass out of nowhere. What do you do?

Snare at him and then taunt him.

High five him and then proceed to go raiding with best boy.

Congratulate him.

Duck and brace for incoming tiny RPing ninjas.

Hope he's ready for the punchline cause he's about to be the real sucker now.

But I am the guild QT

Fire magic. That's how you boil cans.

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Calm down

You meet your inspiration, your muse after a long time. She tells you that she wants you to meet her children. What do you say to her?

He didn't even slap Marielle's ass, the ass that was waiting for his D.

/adjust_glasses

Let him fuck my guild master because I'm a cuck.

Ask her if she noticed that, because guardians can't even deal moderate damage.

You would give this up without a fight?

I'd take an appearance changing potion to become a girl and make him have sex with me, then say, "Ha! I'm not a girl! You just had sex with a boy who hates you!

That's evil man. Guardians are bro tier. At least, let him fuck your waifu.

The funniest part is when he realized he fucked a lesbian, by proxy that would make him gay, lmao

That's a taunt, not an attack.

Strangely, the aggro wasn't applied on the target.

That's some next level NTR scenario.

We have a deal if i can have Tetra.

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