I think last episode gave me pure cancer, not even LoGH had two characters talking in the same spot for 20 minutes

I think last episode gave me pure cancer, not even LoGH had two characters talking in the same spot for 20 minutes

Not to even mention Subaru faggotary which made it unbearable

pretentious as fuck

The whole episode was so fucking perfect until Subarfag rejected poor Rem. He fucking never learns

That's every episode of monogatari

I watched it drunk and had good time, I treat this show as comedy after episode 13.

But Monogatari has entertaining dialogues, not a whiny bitch listing off his character flaws to a waifu programmed to love him no matter what.

Except Monogatari has a lot of wordplay and is expected to have overly complex conversations to explain simple concepts

This episode was literally
>i give up
>dont give up!
>I GIVE UP
>YOU CANT GIVE UP
>thats right! I CANT GIVE UP!

20 minutes of hearing Rem was glorious. This was the Evangelion of standing and talking.

>taking about starting from zero
>ep 18
for fucks sake.
no one is so self aware or perfect.

monogatari has a camera that jumps around giving us nice shots.
>thats right! I CANT GIVE UP!
Them not being on the same page, memory wise really takes a lot out of it

Please mods ban this anime from Sup Forums
This is more cancerous than naruto

I'd love if that happened, but you know it won't. Our only hope is this series dying off after it stops airing.

Why are her fingers blurred but the text isn't?

>How dare people enjoy something I don't.
Press the minus button next to the thread. There's also this cool userscript which filters things you don't like and does it for you.

>series dying off after it stops airing

I can already see 40+ threads about it when S2 will start

But does Emilia love him?

It was frustrating, how he constantly rebutted Rem's advances, and they went in circles for way too long. But it was the pay-off of 17 episodes of his mounting turmoil, so I can understand why he'd be so mired in doubt. And it made it more satisfying when Rem finally got through to him.
In a way, I think it was meant to be a somewhat niggling episode, to really show how fucked in the head it had all made Subaru. But it did what it set out to accomplish, got him through his shit, had Rem profess her love, and ultimate get her wish, that even if she was rejected, Subaru moved past his nonsense and tried to be the Subaru she saw, not the one he saw.
Still boring as fuck after the first 3 minutes tho.

>How dare people enjoy something I don't.
That wouldn't be a problem if people didn't make a million threads about it. And it doesn't matter if most of them are made by haters pretending to be fanboys.

Pretty difficult for people to filter when it's spammed like yesterday

WHAT MATTERS IS I LOVE HER PERIOD. NOBODY CAN'T TELL ME THAT'S A LIE

DON'T EVEN RESPOND TO ME IF YOU DON'T AGREE.

Well she wasn't kind to anyone as much as Subaru. And he isn't scared of her like everyone else. No problem.

>haters
no such a thing, everyone on Sup Forums watching it and just act tsun

>I want to turn Subaru's boypussy into ground zero

Are you really surprised about Subaru being an obnoxious retard that only cares about his delusions? You'd think people would be used to this by this point.

calm down man

>I AM A PIECE OF SHIT AND I KNOW IT
>But I will do absolutely nothing to change it
to think there are people defending this autist

>I'm unrionically autistic
>logh
At a high enough level, autism can be fatal OP. Be careful out there.

>even Aragorn knew elf pussy was best pussy
>rate last episode: I give it 17.5/10

At least spam like that can make me chuckle sometimes

>WHAT MATTERS IS I LOVE HER PERIOD.
So you only love her menstrual cycle?

I would sniff her vagoo during her period.
Would drink some of it too honestly

Thanks god we still have one good anime around

>until Subarfag rejected poor Rem

Belive me, its better that way. I would be seriously worried for Rem if he accepted her.

Wait, didn't Yukimura win at the end of the LN?

This episode was really bad, there was much better ways of Subaru comforting himself and solving his issues instead of talking at the same spot for 25 minutes. Now I know why this is a web novel, while Re Zero is really good it has a lot of part felt like a amateur writer did it.

>Mine
>Kotonoha
>Yukimura

What does Emilia smell like?

>Mine
Anime version is ded and manga version still in coma

>Yukimura
Errr, guys, you know what happens later, right?

>Kotonoha
Well, she someway "won" I can give you that.

...

I read ahead on this. It just keeps becoming garbage as it progresses. Oh well, I'll finish the anime at least.

How can Subaru be so pretentious even in his own self hatred?

monogatari is bearable cause of Shimbo style, all that angle changing and shit.

RZ 18 was more about the feelings of the characters not just idle talk like 90% of monogatari

Well, veering away from Sup Forums is also an option. You saying people will have withdrawal symptoms if they did that?

They probably will. Going 24 hours without telling anyone that their favourite show is trash is hard.

>letting Subaru have the GOOD END
no, he must suffer. he must suffer far, far more.

Trips confirm.

Monogatarifags on suicide watch.

Monogatari is shitty fanservice. Re zero has actual content.

This show dont deserve taking himself serious. Like you said it is a comedy.

>monogatari is bearable
The latest OVA is pure fucking cancer though.
And if it wasn't for the fanservice no one would even care about monogatari.

>I don't even watch re:zero
are you fucking kidding me

Emilia literally did nothing wrong why is everyone hating on her?!

Meh I enjoyed it, it was hamfisted as fuck in execution but overall made sense which is more than I could say about most other anime :^)

B/c Remfags are mad that Subaru is a huge faggot

Stop flaunting your trophy of autism everywhere.

This. Even Yahari spiced it up with the conversation animations.

Kotonoha deserved nothing that happened.

That's good, you needed to die anyway.

Mine won completely, even dead she won his heart.