Nocoiners BTFO

Its over 5000 now.
When are you going to stop being such a pussy and take control of your own financial sovereignty?

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I missed the boat so there's no point starting now

That's a lie leaf. Do some research

Investing 5000 into an ATH doesn't seem like a good idea to me, especially when that's my total savings

That is how I feel as well

>p-please someone buy my memecoinz before theyre made less valuable than a toy in a happy meal c-cmon its a good investment buy buy buy my coinzz(tm)
your fake money is worth less than dogshit already but keep believing one day (one day...) youll be able to buy something with it besides child porn and assassins and LSD from india

As I said do some research fucking leaf. For example, I threw some pocket change ($315) into a shitcoin on sept 17th; it's now worth 10k. Do some fucking research and make some money. Or don't.

how much of that have you cashed out into real dollars and how much did you pay in fees?

dont you sheeple get it? shitcoin's entire value is based on demand and expectations thats why all the people who have invested in it constantly shill for it

if shitcoin really was that great these people wouldnt just invest a few hundred bucks in it but 100k at least. but they don't. they want other people to invest those 100k so that they themsellves can cash out on their small investments before it crashes

a shame that goyim constantly blame jews for everything yet they cant see through the most shallow jewery when its right in front of their faces

you cant get actual money for your fucking meme coins, any amount over like $100 and the IRS is going to fuck you up - no one is exchanging your digital monopoly money for real currency and if you try to exchange a significant amount (like more than a fucking nice breakfast) you have to justify where it came from

>plz start buying bitcoin before it becomes irrelevant and I lose all my money because I was stupid and used it all on bitcoin

Lol no

bitcoin is entirely useless without currency input. It can't replace currencies, and it is not money

3k tansferred back to fiat in my bank account, the rest i let ride, I already went 10x original investment on that coin, im not greedy. Good question and I don't know the exact answer; you pay fees for every trade, so, transferring from btc to shitcoin and back theres fees. Then use GDAX to transfer from btc to fiat with no fees. Takes about 4-7 days to transfer back to fiat.

>bitcoin reaches 2.5k
"Too late, no point in jumping in now"
>reaches 3k
"it can't go much higher, maybe I'll wait to buy the dip"
>3.5k
"This isn't sustainable!"
>5k
"It's too late now, I should've bought at 2.5k"
>10k
"G-guys this can't be happening for real"
>20k
*commits sudoku*

Wow you're right I should totally get in on this. Let me just spend $1000 to buy 1 bitcoin and I'll be on my way!

MTGOX
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if it seems to good to be true, it probably is

When it's not so fucking complicated. I shouldn't have to know all of this tech mumbo jumbo to buy some currency

>No stored value
>WoW gold has stored value as long as WoW exist
It's a bubble.

MY ALTCOINS ARE GETTING DECIMATED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nothing is inherently a store of value unless other people want it, retard. You think the people that buy gold coins want it because they can use it to make electronics?

Yeah, and buy gold and silber instead of this deep state project to manufcature the best crypto crushing hardware available.

How do I buy some? I set up a wallet??
Can I earn some by sticking sharpies in pooper online??

>said this in 2010 too

The better use of money if you plan on investing would be to dump it into Amazon stock. Its at $1k right now and the stock has never split. Its due. There are/used to be walmart employees that started with the company on day one, bought stocks and over time have become extremely rich just by holding stock in the company from the early days. If you ever see anyone with 30+ years on their badge at walmart, chances are they are filthy fucking rich if they have been investing in walmart stocks the whole time.

>tldr
Buy Amazon stock now and get filthy fucking rich later.

What shitcoin was it?

I did the same with Minereum, it went to it's ATH and then crashed into the ground. Hoping ARK takes off further atm though.

can you give me any advice on how to make bitcoin without having to buy them ?
>inb4 get paid in it

Deluded arkies...

can't buy it without being ripped off. risk of seller not delivering, can't do anything.

>project to manufcature the best crypto crushing hardware available.
t. never read the whitepaper

>June 2, 1998: 2-for-1.
>Jan. 5, 1999: 3-for-1.
>Sept. 2, 1999: 2-for-1.
never listen to stock market people like you
you are wrong and dangerous

I bought nVidia stock since all the miners where buying graphics cards to farm their meme coins. I now have equity in a real company that makes an actual product. The rest of you own a hot potato shitcoin that will lose all value at some point.

somebody is mad at the swiss franc getting out-hardcored

I own real estate. Crypto is for wannabe poorfags

i got my co workers retarded aunt to go to coinbase and even she figured it out

My government has banned crypto outright.

>tfw bought 4 @1100 last January

Don't forget to take profits, you make nothing until you close position.
Wouldn't be in my best interest to tell ya. You gotta close your position when they're up, otherwise you'll never make gains. Even if it goes higher after you sell, doesn't really matter since you made money on it. It sucks when it goes high then you get greedy and it crashes and now you made no profits.
You can do both
You can do both
You can do both
-The easiest thing to do, especially if you have shit for seed money, is to start with trading cryptos; the returns are gonna be way higher than anything else considering the chump change buy in you have. Then, use your gains to buy gold, stocks, real estate, or whatever you feel is "safer". I'd recommend keeping some in Crypto though in case it really is the future.

I don't think you have any BTC and I think you are a total poorfag. What do you say to that fagator?

It's a bubble. No one uses it to buy anything but drugs. And it takes forever to verify a transaction. I just hope I'm smart enough to sell mine before it pops

Made my 15K, went out, happy.
Have fun in wave 5/5. Maybe it goes to 10K maybe it breaks down tonight. Everything is possible

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>shitcoin's entire value is based on demand and expectations
You mean like everything else? Believing something needs or have "real value" is a Marxist meme.

other currencies have their value based on government control and central banks

Not too late to buy chancoin... less than a penny per coin right now

Hasn't Bitcoin been compromised recently?

Things only have "value" because individual people value them. Whether they value it because it has some use or the government enforces it or they believe it will increase in value makes no difference.

The very first thing you all should be investing into is the ability to thrive in a SHTF situation. The ability to not depend on the grid, the public water utility, the gas company, and the grocery store should be the foundation of your "investment" pyramid. Once you have that completely covered, pay off all of your debts, THEN invest in currencies.

>mfw living off of my gains for the last couple of months now
>mfw i only masturbate and watch anime
>mfw the most dificult thing i did today was taking ashit

Shitcoin lifestyle wop wop wop

You need to be careful of your entry and exit points. A lot of people got brutalized on gold and silver because they were told it would go up forever.

If you bought Bitcoin at 3,000 and sold it at 5,000, you have the same multiplier as if you bought a stock at 30 and sold it at 50. A gain of about 66.6% or 2/3.

If you bought Bitcoin at 5 dollars and still haven't sold, I have to ask why you don't want to diversify your assets/take profits. Get into property speculation, or start you own savings and loan operation. You can always blow the money on a sick party if you can't handle being rich. But don't do that, seriously.

What about litecoin? It's down to 50$ right now and it's not insane to expect it to rise to at least ethereum prices

the only way to make it now is to invest in shitcoins that can out pace bitcoin.

>Not buying Alts when they're on sale.

like five years ago, I bought some BTC and had it transferred to the qt wallet app on my laptop. apparently part of the hard drive that the wallet stores the blockchain in is going bad or something, I get I/O errors when I try to sync the blockchain. how do I get my BTC off there easily and safely?

it's only like 0.35 but still I'm dead broke atm

It's too fucking annoying to think of a cup of covfefe as .00003437 btc

bump, anyone? I don't want to ask Sup Forums or /biz/, they scare me

If you have the private key, import it into another wallet

is the qt app still the one I should use? or is there a better one by now. I haven't kept up with altcoin since the DAO was such a massive disappointment, but I'm broke and need money for bills and weed

>Wouldn't be in my best interest to tell ya.
Fucking LARPers.