Monster musume

Tara a besto.

Falseo

>Bike cop OP
I'll keep my hopes for this thread low, for my own sanity's sake.

Doppel is the Superior Girl

Truly the best

Zombina is the Superior Girl

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Makofags spamming this image over the original that actually has a joke make me hate her.

>Fan fiction character in the OP
>Monster Musume isn't even capitalized
You fucked up, user, but I'll forgive you for now

>those abs

Muh

>Pirate fish

Damn. Tarafags about to exist.

That's good. She deserves the attention.

Fuzz>chitin
Fuzz>scales
Fuzz>horse

Fuzz>Life

The venom isn't worth it

Venom that helps you sleep in her warm embrace.

She needs to be forgotten like Mero and that tongue parasite.

All she's doing is putting you to sleep. She's not hurting you.

It's a big world. There's fags for every girl.

I'm surprised we haven't seen any for the racist girl yet.

Why? She's a good character.

Tongue parasites don't have 8 fuzzy legs.

That's what you weebs think, but in reality it's something like this. But way worse

By sleep, you mean death

>reality

It's the 2D world. Everything is better.

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Maybe because she's too perfect.
>good character
Stop lying to yourself.
The spider need to be deported.

Not every 2D realm is moeshit

Spiders ain't for love, user.

Newt is cute
I want to impregnate her

>You will never buy Draco a maternity bra

You can't cuddle with something so small.

> Male pregnancy

Who do you think is the canon girl in the bike cop harem?

As much as I want it to be Vera It seems like Mako or Tera are main girls.

Guu

Bike cop is just just shit fanfiction. There's not even a centaur girl in there anywhere.

But centaurs are shit

>bike cop breaks bike
> has to ride the new centaurs recruit

Bikecop harem would be better if there was a centaur girl involved. Instead we got some some lame monoeye.

Miia is for long committed relationships with lots of passionate snake sex!

>Bikecop having a heavyweight was a thing for a while
>You could have made it permanant if you'd just had more artistic talent

Bike cop harem would've had a centaur if Crab had come up with one that was particularly dangerous.

I, for one, am glad there are no centaurs.

What about one that is dangerously cute

oops...

You've got shit taste my friend.

I don't need to justify my tastes to someone with such trash tastes.

Heavyweight would have been done for property damage after she walked through the streets forgetting she was still dragging a plough behind her.

>Miia will never "accidentally" use her tail to cause her dress to slip, revealing her beautiful body to you in private

That would mean I'm hanging out with Miia, which never happen because she's worst girl

>You will never then proceed to "slip" snake playing golf.webm

You have exquisite taste, user.

Why would you date a dangerous spider when you can go out with this cute cinnamon ogre?
She can probably btfo the spider anyway.

*best girl
FTFY

>no claws
Yeah Tio has absolutely no chance of winning.

Why settle for an ogre when you could get a nice unicorn instead?

I want to see pudding wrassling between Tio and Cathyl or Lala, Zombina and Cici

Because everybody wants the cinnamon ogre.

> everybody
I don't

HERESY

She gives the best hugs user. And he has the best lap.

Tio and Tara are shit-tier!
Shit!

>pedophilia

>And he has the best lap.
Tio's is a man!

Needs more Stimpy

Nice bait there, kid.

Well she does have a horn.

Least she's more likeable.

First that wasp, now her. Maybe Cathyl and Zombina are men as well.

She can't even eat without smearing her food across her face.
Her village probably sent into the cultural exchange because she's 'special', and the exchange was an easy way to get rid of her.

>Ren will never get a large breed homestay
>Ren will never train her body to handle large breed
>Ren will never become a musclewaifu who can wrestle large breed and win

So, she's shit, then?

She's just a hungry ogre. I'd like to feed her, if you know what I mean.

So basically they hate the retarded, blonde bimbo.
Good to know.

Also she's an ogrelet.

I love Cerea! I'm going to marry her!

user, she can overcome any challenges and be top waifu.

Feel sorry for you. You could have gone with a woman like Smith.

Give the option I'm glad I chose horse pussy.

What implies that she's retarded? She's just a bubbly ogre that likes being happy all the time.

And suddenly, I'm imagining a panty shot from Kinu. One that shows she has a preference to tiger-stripes

>Ren will never get a small breed homestay
>Ren will never come to realize her small homestay is more than just a "smaller challenge"
>Ren will never become a big sister who does small breed's hair into pigtails

>Can't control her strength when she's excited.
>Break the man's doorway.
>Break his table.
>Suffocate the same man at a store with fake tits.
>Suffocate him again with her tits when reaching for food.
>And try to seduce him at a bath house.
She needs to be deported before she kill the population.

>Not JUSTICE!

You had one job user.

user, the horse pussy is bad. It's best for you to find another waifu.

Horse pussy best pussy.

At least replace the horse pussy with dog pussy.

Replace both with ogre pussy.

Replace Ogre Pussy with Gigantes' Cave of Wonders

OGRES

I need more Fuzzy, where find?

user, Tio is Shrek's incarnation. She don't need love. She needs hate.

South America

Well shit, Shrek is lookin pretty good these days.

Horse pussy is better than ogre

She looks pretty skilled at headbanging

I intend to draw some fuzzy.

Snek butt shouldn't exist, but I am certainly not complaining

I am. Bring back the high scales.

I didn't feel like waiting four months for Tarage to grace us with his typesetting and then complain.

And if they have a problem with it they can feel free to redo it.