Last thread was ended prematurely, before I could post this resolution to the long standing question of it being impossible for all the creatures to fit.
So here it is
HERE IS THE SOLUTION: I have the answer as to how ALL of those animals were fit into that one ship
Did you know that the talmud mentions that the ark took up _zero_ space in the Holy of Holies in the old Temple?
when they would measure it from each side, with the Holy of Holies being a 10 cubit cube overlaid entirely in gold, each time they would measure from a side it measured 5 cubits.
See?
God simply blessed the ark with as much internal space as it needed, regardless of its external dimensions.
There was greater internal volume than external volume.
This was hardly to great a thing for the Almighty of all creation, nothing to difficulty for Him at all.
Every last animal that needed be was indeed fit into the Ark.
Think also to the loaves and fishes, and how thousands many fed from such a small volume of baskets.
GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT IT WAS MAGIC MAGIC GUYS THAT'S THE ANSWER MAGIC
Nolan Nelson
Twas a spaceship
Charles Garcia
you can call it what you want
the proper term is likely: miracle
*zzzzzzz*
Parker Harris
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Josiah Thompson
*sigh* such productive contributions
Ayden Brown
oh boy are you gonna feel stupid when they develop technology that will be capable of that exact concept.
Dominic Morris
why would that make anyone feel stupid?
i would rejoice that the Almighty has allowed to realize such a grand revelation of his works
Aiden Powell
well he was calling it magic, but if science could do it. its easy as fuck for the Big G up der
Joshua Flores
*wipes tears* oh man christcucks you've really done it this time
Bentley Cook
i really dont think that anything of plain physics is difficult for Him
Ian Peterson
why such a harsh and condescending, spiteful attitude?
see: Daniel 12:4
David Moore
There has been a flood. The ark was in reality an Annunaki vessel carrying genetic material to recreate life on earth. Sauce: sumerians, youtube, Indian dude in a vision
James Fisher
thats grand
proofs?
Charles Foster
Ok, why does OP give so much thought to the written down survivng version of the great flood, when various other peoples also have a great flood story, or meme even, that absolutely suggests some kind of event happened, but also suggests that 2 of each animal uneccesary, as the flood wasn't so catastophic, and survived by different people. Or if you prefer, were there 2 wolves, or 2 of each wolf, 2 of each dog etc?
Levi Baker
Noah was a descendant of the pure annunaki that created humans by adding their DNA to Neanderthals. That is why they can't find the missing link, That's why our brains only function at 10% (they blocked full acces because you don't want your slaves being too smart) and that's why your threads die. (((They ))) know but dont want (((you))) to know.
Adam Hill
I could not film the indian dude, if u want to know if i'm a liar or not you have to probe my brain. And I mean like native american indian, no poo in my brain.
Thomas Evans
because i put my faith in the Christ and his Word
no other written work nor entity
ok....
proofs?
Luke Reyes
im not suggesting youre a liar
i dont doubt you believe what you say, not at all
i want substantiation of your claims
Justin Cruz
It's been proven that all of our animal life could have microevolved from 50 000 species.
And there are studies that show you could easily fit 50 000 different kinds on a boat as baby animals.
Noah's ark is real and we know from sediment layers that the flood took place.
Xavier Long
Science can do it. Look seed Banks, dna sampling, artificial wombs. .. Noah alledgedly was 450yrs old or so, because ayys
"evolution" changes things yes, and has much metamorphosing power *laterally*, like metabolic adaption
but not "upward", it does not and cannot create anything
yes im defying secular biogenesis as well
Aaron Phillips
Look into the Sumerians writings. Fishy shit making this plausible is in there. Like they knew all planets in the solar system, had avanced math, and they said the annunaki (translates something like 'people that came from the heavens ) shared that wisdom with them. They never took credit for their amazing advances.
Carter Murphy
ok thats easy then what you refer to as annunaki, if they existed, were either angels or demons
Chase Rivera
If you deny the Bible, explain this.
Adam Reyes
Yes, a kind will never stop producing after it's own kind. We know that small genetic changes will take place, but the dog will never stop producing other dogs. Macroevolution is a religion.
It's quite interesting, because the word "species" doesn't have a definition. Scientists can't define it because it's a nonsense term. But we know that there is an objective definition out there called a "kind", used in the Bible.
Which makes trying to figure out how god built the ark and deciding "he blessed it" a bit redundant, no?
Connor Perry
what do you mean?
Ian Cruz
Scientists built an exact Ark as God instructed in the Bible -- and it can actually float with 70 000 animal kinds aboard. So we know that the Ark actually worked.
This is significant because atheists will always jump on the Noah's ark story and call it "impossible" -- now most atheists accept that Noah's ark was real and they are getting used to the flood story.
Sebastian Sullivan
while that is quite nice to know it is still a fact that it does not and cannot matter what the unsaved think
Grayson Ortiz
bamp
Dominic Phillips
Yes, old testament is a rework of annunaki writings basicly. Primitive ppl seeing ayys as gods/angels etc is not hard to imagine. But plz look into it. Rly interesting stuff there.
Robert Hernandez
I mean Sumerian writings sry
Chase Cook
FPBP
Camden Cook
well
by definition angels/etc actually are extra terrestrials yes i mean the messengers of the Bible
Lucas Hughes
I'll probably get laughed at for this, but i think the ark was more like a spaceship, and the specimens were dna samples for replantation after the flood. And that since god did not reveal his true nature untill after jesus, man was forbidden to know it, thus the allegory of noah with an actual boat on the sea, rather than a spaceship/ark ship on the cosmic sea carrying dna samples of all life on earth.
Michael Mitchell
but Sup Forums told me the talmud was about killing goyim and not actually and collection of rabbis interpolation of the mishna and the bibile
Nolan Perry
This theory also takes care of the "space" problem with.. every single type of life on earth including insect and microorganisms to the more complex mammals etc. being inside a boat is obviously physically impossible, but dna samples doesn't take up that much space.
Cooper Watson
there are gems in it though
however much of it may be pure wickedness
Jeremiah Stewart
Think about it, where does it say jesus will arrive from in the 2nd coming where he was taken up in the cloud after the ressurection? the sky/cosmos! So eventhough the ark theory of it being a spaceship veiled in an allegory about a man with an actual boat, it makes all kinds of sense really quickly.
Jaxon Anderson
yes He arrives in New Jerusalem, a cube 1500 miles to a side
which fits into the Heavenly Holy of Holies, the cube in Heaven, God's own house
