Brit/pol/ - Portugal Edition

>First Brit/pol/ Ruddcunt victim
itv.com/news/wales/2017-09-25/man-arrested-over-hijacked-billboard-in-cardiff/

>Medical student convicted of indecent assault for grabbing Tinder date's breasts with 'excessive force' during sex
independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/junior-doctor-convicted-indecent-assault-tinder-date-grab-breasts-sex-philip-queree-jersey-a7996126.html#gallery

>Homes are not assets to be passed onto children says minister
theguardian.com/society/2017/oct/12/labour-accuses-tories-of-reviving-dementia-tax-after-ministers-property-remarks

>Barnier: Not enough progress in Brexit talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41585430

>British Jihadist killed in US airstrike
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41593659

>BAE cuts 2000 jobs
bbc.co.uk/news/business-41566841

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huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/quentin-letts-paul-dacre_uk_59df1a93e4b00abf36465ca7?ncid=tweetlnkukhpmg00000001
telegraph.co.uk/education/2017/10/10/oxford-college-bans-harmful-christian-union-freshers-fair/
theguardian.com/business/2017/oct/12/ftse-100-firms-deadline-ethnic-minority-directors
youtube.com/watch?v=KdtH_NZmsNs
dgs.pt/estatisticas-de-saude/estatisticas-de-saude/publicacoes/portugal-saude-mental-em-numeros-2014-pdf.aspx
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>Quentin Letts takes aim at 'la-di-da' elitists in new book, but mysteriously leaves out boss Paul Dacre
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/quentin-letts-paul-dacre_uk_59df1a93e4b00abf36465ca7?ncid=tweetlnkukhpmg00000001

What did he mean by this?

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Start buying guns.

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>le ebin poortugal bromance thread
>Nonce

Great start to the thread.

>just got back from a 9am-7pm uni day
its starting to really TIRE ME OUT lads

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telegraph.co.uk/education/2017/10/10/oxford-college-bans-harmful-christian-union-freshers-fair/

>An Oxford College has banned the Christian Union from its freshers’ fair on the grounds that it would be “alienating” for students of other religions, and constitute a “micro-aggression”.

>The organiser of Balliol’s fair argued Christianity’s historic use as “an excuse for homophobia and certain forms of neo-colonialism” meant that students might feel “unwelcome” in their new college if the Christian Union had a stall.

>Freddy Potts, vice-president of Balliol’s Junior Common Room (JCR) committee, said that if a representative from the Christian Union (CU) attended the fair, it could cause "potential harm" to freshers.

>Mr Potts, writing on behalf of the JCR's welfare committee, told the CU representative at Balliol, that their "sole concern is that the presence of the CU alone may alienate incoming students”.

Liberal women are the weirdest mind fuck. One moment they are pro women , the next they are getting rough sex from tyrone. Its hard being a Catholic, I believe in chastity but most Catholic women are the dirtiest fuckers out there.
> party I went too
> Irish girl gets fingered 4 times in plain sight by multiple people.

Non-autist Portuguese and British people don't know about this "alliance". It's pretty retarded, this fetishising of a diplomatic alliance.

Someone gets paid 40k for this

Fuck Portugal and fuck Portuguese people. Not a single town in Switzerland and Southern Germany that's not enriched by them.

>fat degenerate attention whore with an unplanned child

Looks like we have a triple whammy.

BRITAIN YES
"""CONSERVATIVES"""" YES
theguardian.com/business/2017/oct/12/ftse-100-firms-deadline-ethnic-minority-directors

She was planned by God.

why did you push your thai wife down the stairs

>it's ok to stab your tinder date with a knife during a drug fueled rage but if you bruise her during sex you get kicked out of medical school

What the FUCK is this? I'm actually furious.

Why the 1980s Communist Yugoslavia is so grotesque?
youtube.com/watch?v=KdtH_NZmsNs

neuroscience

Fuck off, smelly slav krokodil addict.

>coping

Bet you just hate them for their flawed drug policy, eh Peter?

We had to do a week of surveying in shitty weather in Wales that was nonstop from 7am till past 10 at night, count yourself lucky.

One day, youl be uncucked and free from this shit England, one day.
They don't teach you this shit in school? Ain't fetishising when its a legitimate long lasting alliance user, to my knowledge no country ever had a aliance last this long.

Hello, best ally. How's your day?

reported to the police

You lot should make your own thread called Portu/pol/

It's the cringe worthy elevation of an exploitative treaty we used to annoy the Catholics and Napoleon that has no merit other than being "really old". It shows the lack of understanding in this general and the willingness to replace education with idiotic memes.

Anyone else living the stone cold sober life? I'm currently doing nofap, noporn noalcohol and noweed. Absolutely no degeneracy. Feels like I've been reborn.

kek don't talk to edward about weed
He's the one who said that weed causes violence and then when asked to provide evidence for the link between cannabis and terrorism posted a dailymail article and another article that showed a study that when you legalised cannabis, violent crime goes down
lmao

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didn't we betray portugal like 5 times?

>smelly slav krokodil addict
A drug used by ethnic minorities and immigrants. Learn to banter. Your previous administrations fucked over and exploited Portugal just like any other "allies" British had. The only real ally you should have ever considered has always been Germany. British and German union would have placed the inferior races dwelling across the globe under total control

How bout that 1890 African Ultimatum lads?

Are Catholic women the most degenerate Christians?

We have periodic portugal threads, good and fun stuff, usually little happens that's Sup Forums worthy, thankfully, so nah, we are probably sticking around here tripfag.

Unrelated, knives still binned, cops still without pistols, best friends still illegal? Whats the latest retardation coming from the UK.

These cunts also whined about Trump

And your drug policy has made degeneracy-inducing psychoactive substance usage increase more than fourfold

>Whats the latest retardation coming from the UK.
An obsession over some international treaty between England and Portugal that no one actually understands but it's really really old so obviously were bro4lyf empire by Christmas

>women and equalities
That name triggers me every time.
More men die of prostate cancer in the most western countries..

> Portuguese=our guy

I had a QT in Ashworth , was a darling young teen 8/10 , on the Sat nite was Disco nite was allowed a can of shandy an dance with nutjob women , Mr Rafferty was in Charge then , I danced for 2 hours for months with her grinding an smooching .. an she opened up about why in there , I engineered us snuck away an nurse let us s, I went in wash/laundry we were told 30 mins , we stripped an I kissed loved each , but In honesty I couldnt get the snake up ! *SAD* all them Mental meds I just kissed an licked every bit of her an she me Gave her two weaty orgasms .. an then we dressesd flushed joine in ..sat nite parrttteee !! Never saw her again as she was released to a med secure unit , But I asked the compliant support female staff about her , she got an went her town bus station an jumped !! the guilt killing her 3 kids in a fire when she was ill ! I told her ,we all broken fucks ,an I dont hate her ,shes loved them kids but /head gone .. she had too .. or was it I couldnt get a hardon ?

What about incoming Christian students? Won't they feel alienated?

When Catalonia becomes independent, who else will follow?

Objectively, in every conceivable measure, that is false.
Here, let some mathematicians who are smarter than you prove me right.
ftp://repec.iza.org/RePEc/Discussionpaper/dp10895.pdf

The latest retardation is that nothing is done about Brexit and the vast majority of population pretends that it supposed to be that's way
That's a meme by diaspora I guarantee you. Portuguese in Switzerland often try to LARP as locals and printed that two nations have anything in common, when they don't.

i'm not sure what went wrong for you but it sounds like you had a good life

seriously are stupid . SPAIN WILL NEVER GIVE CLAY !

You lads still fucking owe us for that, but what can you do, ain't busting your balls when you already busted em with brexit, asking for cash when you lads fucked your economics less than two years ago, cant handle knives, refugees, the concept of best friends or like said, christian unions, asking for reperations right now ain't the best plan of action, we ain't jews yknow.
And? Riddle me this oh tripfag brit, what do you get when you bust all the druggies, put them into jails where the real criminal contacts happen, when they still get drugged up, where they drain on the economics anyways due to health costs and increase costs with shit like police bothering to baton the fagoos that dont obey minimal quantity shit so it aint illegal?

You get more wasted cash, more bothers and no prevention, not fighting it works because the fuckos that consume do it discreetly, out of sight, out of the publics mind and only in shitholes, nobody even slightly condones drugs here, claiming it increases degeneracy is outright wrong since only morons do it and nobody has ever been more okay with it just because we let what we cant stop do its thing.
Thats not new news you copper cock socker, actual news you butt hurt bucktooth baboon.

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Love the appeal to authority.
And no. According to annual official Portuguese reports on the matter, it is you who is wrong if you want to play that game.

You have a button and you can eliminate one country and people in a instant? What country so you pick?

Hard mode: No israel or america

glorious Portugal reporting in

>anti-christian bender has a teammate called Pope
medium lel

Anyone else watching Council House Crackdown on BBC1?

What did malawi mean by this?

Wait for Saudi Arabia to annex the rest of the middle east and let's go from there

No. They just get pissy about that time their royals intermarried with the spanish and so technically we weren't allies.

Mate, ignore the tripfags.
They obsess over Peter Hitchens and try to copy all his stances to be as edgy as possible. One of these stances is despising drugs. They literally flail every single time I challenge them though, lmfao.
>I hate your appeal to authority!!
>heh, according to THE MASTERS OF STATISTICS IM RIGHT

Because you're clearly retarded and aren't even prepared to skim over the report, I'll give you some pointers for your pea sized brain to comprehend.
Page 13-16 show you all the graphs you need to know. You don't need to worry about big words or scary formulae.

No hope.

Südrirol and hopefully T*cino
Your colonies weren't "White power" per se, since you didn't enact any racial policy on niggers. Portugal is notorious for its highly civic legal system

Roll the fuck on comfy time.

Post them sources then tripfag
Russia, like any other choice is realistic or decent.
Yep, check

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lmao you're country is a fucking third world shithole that was run by muzzies for over 500 years, fucking TOP KEK

Brit/pol/, truly a bastion of the poetic verse.

Somewhere will go Russian, maybe Transdnestria. Some place might revert to Poland, perhaps in Ukraine. Italy has a couple of regions but not strong enough to go independent, same with France.
I feel like Belgium is high on the likelihood list.
Scotland is its own quesion, would have said yes 2 years ago, now it's been kicked into the long grass. Catalan won't go soon but you can consider the process begun. If they go, many nations will face renewed calls - particularly in the Balkans: Kosovo, Albania, Serbia, Montenegro etc.
Many countries have secessionist sub-regions, post some of your faves.


>In Brit/pol/ news...
tripfags resorting to desperate measures; importing foreign flagposters. a Tony Blair move that the anonypublic can see right through. Poll ratings continue to dive close to zero.
In other news, Brit/pol/ votes in favour of decriminalising cannabis.

Somalia

Drugs are fine and widespread usage has absolutely no negative impact on society and if you think otherwise you're clearly a Hitchens bot which absolves me of the need to provide an argument.

Nice!

Shitaly or Greece

>the numbers lel

btw, no more european brother war's.

He doesn't have any valid sources mate. I've literally just provided him with the most recent (English) statistical and epidemiological overview of drugs and drug offences in Portugal and he just said "nah Portugal disagrees bruh"
They have nothing. Same thing happens literally every single time. Soon they'll come out with some dailymail article and I'll kek heartily and then they'll go to muh morality when they realise their views are literally devoid of evidence or reality.

I didn't know University Challenge had a lesbian episode.

lmao how the fuck does that even happen

disease

test

oy vey the hard brexit is happening!
how long until tories implode?

Old ally, id like to remind you we aren't the lads so fucked they get vanned on London Bridge, with sharia law imigrants we let in voluntarily, who then screwed their economics to only almost a year later start deporting people for realsies, while not being able to handle knives due to several of your imported muslims using em to stab people, with them now resorting to throwing acid on your lads.
Tactics, guerrila tactics, a lot of supply line busting, disease and good old aliances.
Sounds bout right for tripfags

Easy

dgs.pt/estatisticas-de-saude/estatisticas-de-saude/publicacoes/portugal-saude-mental-em-numeros-2014-pdf.aspx
Your source proves nothing. You just want to feed your own handicap. Remove yourself from society, Bottomfeeder.

a nose for business, but what would happen if we left without a deal

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And then were overthrown in 1910.

Get out, Sven.

Hard Brexit is what we want since that means we're not part of the single market.

What can be done to fix things? Voting won't help and you only get one anyway.
Diversity officers, corrupt judges, police chasing after thought criminals.. How do we fight back?

Its long story but killed 2 dirty pakis who tried knifing me in a Preston White Boozer toilets , an I was NEVER THAT TOMMY/NF/EDL/ RACIST...I am seen an have had maim an inflict major violence to survive inside ,Jails ok /But they classed me psycho, ! an nut wards are worse FAR FITE CLUB ..YOU Leave Your ROOM.. Jesus or some nasty fried feck will try Kill You! an theres no /LOCK UP ...an Prison guys on you ..support , You need to Blind an Hurt Them ! Its easy to get stuff to throw in fitey guy an then Knock Down an stamp on bits .. they Fear You ! Listen I just as poster had asked I still here ..

Coup.

>YOUR SOURCE PROVES NOTHING BRO
>HERE LET ME GIVE YOU A 104 PAGE DOCUMENT IN PORTUGUESE WITH NO PAGE REFERENCE TO HAMMER IT HOME

the absolute state of tripfags
holy fuckin kek

why are women so heartless lads?

>mental
>health
>basing it on drugs
>not understanding why people got into drugs, why drug consumption went up and the sources of stress
>not being aware of what the fuck was happening in 2014 to fully stress and fuck with the portuguese people
>linking me a 104 page document pdf from 2014

Oh this is just precious.

>Still thinking I am Eddie
Topkek. I'm not even going to remove his trip since it pisses you off so much. You have no argument to prove and since you fail to use the basic concept of translation I suggest you just off yourself now.

BUT MOM!
ENGLISH PEOPLE KNOW MORE ABOUT DRUGS IN PORTUGAL THAN THEIR OFFICIAL STATISTICSSS

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feed one and they will all be in here, back to the bad days of brit/pol

What's happened now?

make me manlet

Are you projecting son?
And Portugal was born in the Reconquista.