Official Sup Forums Confessional

Is your past checkered with degeneracy? Is your heart heavy with sins against the market, the emperor, or the church? Have you even fallen victim to the seductive and ruinous paths of communism, feminism, cuckoldry, or the DNC?
Fear not my child for there is hope. Step into this booth, confess your sins and be absolved and forgiven.

>confess your sins
I want to fuck random sluts because i enjoy it. I prefer it to having an actual relationship

I look good, i am tall, fit and white but i dont want kids as much as i just want to fuck random girls i can barely recall the name of.

Before Sup Forums I was a secular Muslim now I'm a Sunni pan-Islamist

Bless me father, for I have sinned. It has been many years since my last confession. This is a subject of great shame for me but during the 2008 election I lost my way and voted Democrat. I instantly regretted my decision and I curse the name of the dark one every day but that doesn't change the fact that I was weak seduced by his lies.

>sins against the market
Forgive me Father, for I have bought high and sold low, and I have lost faith in gamma and gone short, only to be destroyed by my hubris.

if you dont realise this thread is intended to demoralise people and make us look bad, you are retarded, there was one earlier today almost exactly the same
this is literally another shill raid

I used to smoke weed, did some mdma and acid as well

I managed to stop and get out of the social circle, still feel bad about it

Also slept with the love of my life's friend after we broke up because I was moving out of the country and she had to stay. I'll never have her back again

And because of those two I'm an alcoholic, so technically I'm still a sinner.

I got jumped at a concert for no real reason and on the walk back to the apartment I drunkenly say "they fought like a bunch of niggers" and my liberal friends freak out and start scolding me and demand an apology. I actually apologized when none of them helped me at all watching me get my ass kicked 4v1.

I also drink and do coke too much

You are forgiven my child. You have been taught humility by the market and understand your sin. 3 hail Mary's.

HERESY! I CAST THE OUT!

i genuinely think Sup Forums is satire

>Curse the name of the dark one
Kek

Not at all and I didn't see the other one. Confession is healthy practice and encourages us to come to terms with our past misdeeds and move forward. Are you truly without sin my child?

Once fucked my friends gf. His best friend fucked my ex and my friend kept mocking my about my gf who left me to fuck his best friend.

Disregard him being a dick, it was a pathetic move on my behalf, albeit his gf bring a humongus whore.

This degeneracy sounds like youthful folly. If you have abstained and continue to abstain from these things then you have learned the error of your ways. 10 hail Mary's and you are absolved.
As for the rest perhaps a regular confessional would be better suited for a sin like that. I'm mainly a political confessional.

I used to fuck tons of women, two of them had abortions which I willingly paid.

After the second woman i got pregnant I decided to get a vasectomy. And so I did.

I regret I won't be able to have children or have a stable partner. I joined Sup Forums in 2015 during the primaries and subsequently learned that I'm a subhuman who shouldn't procreate but it doesnt mean I cant improve my self.

Also, I tried to fuck my ex's sister.

Concealing ones power level is not a sin my son. It is how we survive. You have done literally nothing wrong.

Oh the coke though that's pretty degenerate. Stop giving money to narco scum while poisoning your body mind and soul. Only then may find redemption.

Not white
Just here for the chaos
Keep it up

>Non-white removed from gene pool
You have done literally nothing wrong.

Yeah, I'm not proud about the abortions and the slut carousel tho.

Good, no more bean nigger genes

Well perhaps a regular priest wouldn't be thrilled about that but I am a Sup Forumsreist and those unborn children were not white.

Waiting for someone to confess something the fbi requests Sup Forums ip logs

Or just a fbi bait thread

I would do so many things in the past differently with the knowledge I have now. I wish some based redpilled person would have thought me about the world in my teens. My past and current life is full of sin, of waste of emptyness. I have only done a handful of good things in my life.

I fucked a half black chick for a couple months when I was 17 and she 14.

I used to have a boyfriend, i sucked his dick and i often find myself having homosexual desires

not much beside some furry porn.

Oh and I voted for Obama.
Twice...

There is still hope my son. We all have regrets but that is the purpose of confession. Change your ways and live a better life.

My son, this too is perhaps outside of my scope. I will refer you a specialist in these matters. Father Pence.

2 months of no fap and 10 hail Marys.

In the past, I was an optimistic young lad who actually believed in political principles such as equity and justice for all. Then my life started to disintegrate and I came across this cartoon figure called Pepe. All of a sudden I suspended my previous beliefs and embraced meme magic. This was easy for me because it involved no commitments, joining nothing, and doing nothing other than shitposting from my basement. I now support meme candidates and I even shit post against my former self from back in the days when I actually believed in meaningful political change. Can I be forgiven for having been so stupid as to believe in justice for all?

I'm having some serious trouble with NoFap. But I must succeed if I am to purge myself of my disgusting fetishes.

Literal nigger loving, white nigger.

I traveled to Indonesia and bleached three muslim girls before I skipped out. Go easy on me, father.

> Mckane
> Romney
I just couldn't do it.

I cheat on my gf whenever I go on a night out without her.

>McKane

lel

Every time I go to get a massage I throw in a big tip for a handjob. Degenerate? Possibly. Fun? Yes

WARNING!!!!!

CONFESSION BOOTHS ARE NOT BIBILICAL.

DON'T FALL FOR IT!!!!!

[WARNING]

ONLY CONFESS TO GOD NOT "PRIESTS".

OVER AND OUT!

Tell me about the masseurs my son. They are female, yes?

Miscegenation is among the worst of sins my son. You must impregnate a white woman and she must carry the child to term to redeem yourself for this heresy. That and 10 hail Marys

I fapped to an ex-pornstar turned born again Christian recently. I'm in a long distance relationship with a girl who's parents don't agree with me. They're kicking her out in a few months. I have regrets because she was underage when we started talking but now things are serious and I am afraid that I might get time.

And FBI, if you're reading this, the following post is an excerpt from a fictional story.

Thank you, father.

yes (I checked)

algerian?

I'm only here because it serves my plans, I don't really care about the white race and the other things.

data mining thread
sage and report

Hmmm. Yes...I'm going to need more details my son.

Forgive me father for I have sinned.
I post lefty/pol/ threads to get sweet (You)s because otherwise I get few.

Sort of a blasphemes thread. Just go to a Catholic Church down the street, you can usually confess any day at some point, either in the early morning or after 3pm. The point of confession at least in the Catholic Church is the priest acts as a conduit between you and God.

Saged and hidden

Father, today I entered a thread with a guy LARPing as a priest. It was cringy as shit and to even enter the thread was a sin.

My naughty cousin did it, not me

You are all guilty of the sin of being no fun. You're the reasons we never go back to cave/pol/.