I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
I'm going to post this everyday until you like it
Ian Martin
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Nicholas Morgan
Ok.
Noah Sanchez
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?
Evan Johnson
I don't really like it
but I love you all.
Keit-ai is shit though
Robert Richardson
This isn't an re zero thread.
Carson Kelly
I am indifferent to it.
Ryder Ward
No
Carter Thomas
I HATE IT
Julian Morgan
Stop it already.
Ryan Ross
I always loved it.
Alexander Gonzalez
I hate it!
Wyatt Taylor
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Gavin Cox
Hello, Reddit.
Oliver Sullivan
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Elijah Butler
>implying most of Reddit even knows it's not a real anime
Joseph Richardson
I loathe it.
Thomas Gray
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.
Ian Barnes
Is Frank accepted here or its just crossboarders who post him?
Jayden Baker
DOZO!
Jose Thomas
Frank shouldn't be accepted anywhere.
Eli Wood
He hates it!
Parker Cooper
Nope.
Brayden Allen
Matthew Morales
I'm going to reply with this everyday until you like it.
Joshua Murphy
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Angel Parker
Be careful when eating fish.
Robert Garcia
I thought I wanted to do it once.
Julian Davis
But he did it once.
Luke Nguyen
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Samuel Baker
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Samuel Gomez
I am the fin of my fish.
Josiah White
Who wants to hug a fish?!
David Rodriguez
I HATE FISH
Joseph Foster
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Blake Gutierrez
It's that time again?
Cooper Sullivan
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai thread up and fill in the captcha.
Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass so you just choose the picture.
Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor.
But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a shitty fanfic.
Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that's all you'll ever be.
Henry Thomas
Yeah, well you know what? I LOVE YOU
Eli Morgan
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Brandon James
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Lincoln Richardson
Nice samefag.
Jacob Morgan
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Julian Roberts
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Brody Lopez
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Blake Parker
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Gabriel Richardson
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Xavier White
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Jace Reed
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Angel Morris
Because of my fall just now, the bouquet has broken a little bit. I beg your pardon.
John Stewart
It's shit, fuck off.
Colton Cooper
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Xavier Johnson
Nice bouquet
Luke Martinez
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Isaiah Morales
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Jack Jenkins
But you didn't post it yesterday.
Dylan Powell
Lel you've been doing this all summer. Get a life buddy
Adam Wilson
>all summer
For the last nine years! Spring, autumn and winter as well!
More importantly where is my daily dose of MAGIC?
Jeremiah White
>summer
Please go and stay go
Kayden Parker
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Matthew Stewart
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Joseph Ward
Nice copy pasta
Brody Harris
But I like pasta!