The OFFICIAL power rankings of Indo European religous traditions are as follows

The OFFICIAL power rankings of Indo European religous traditions are as follows.

>GOD TIER

1. Hinduism; populous, strong, philosophically and scientifically advanced, shows us what European religion could have become if given time.

2. Zoroastrianism; behind the greatest empire the world ever saw as a percent of world population, incredibly productive, has survived and looks to be growing tentatively in Western Iran.

3. Italic Paganism; most philosophically advanced of the European religions, heavily influenced Christianity giving it a partially European nature

>GOOD TIER

4. Hellenic Paganism; great literature, close relationship with italic culture

5. Sikhism; not purely Indo European but very virile and bro tier

6. Slavic Paganism; coming back strong, an important part of russias nationalist alliance

7. Germanic Paganism; decent comeback, very much ingrained in Germanic nationalist sentiment and ingrained in the meta-political grundnorms of popular culture

8. Baltic Paganism; lasted the longest in Europe and its traditions survived most strongly

9. Kalash, Purest Indo-European tradition but very small numbers

10. Ossetian, completely unbroken line of Indo European paganism, important in Dugin's eurasian vision, small

>MEH TIER

11. Buddhism, lost of a lot of its Indo European nature in east asia, bit new agey in the west, got wiped out in India for some centuries even though Hinduism managed to survive, prevented unification of India under Ashoka

12. Jainism; Literally who???

>SHIT TIER

13. Armenian; First to surrender to the abrahamic scourge, pathetic

>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TIER

14. Celtic; new age crystal waving bullshit, liberal trash, totally spineless, head of Church of England literally a fucking druid, disgusting ugly people follow it, LARP around stone henge even though pre European people built it

Nobody is practicing Italic paganism.

>good tier
>hellenic

Dafuq you talking about? Hellenic belongs to god tier

whys that?

true, but nobody was practicing Rodnover 100 years ago, so lets see what happens

What's italic paganism anyway?

LARPers pretending they understand the full intricacies of pre-Christian Roman paganism and attempt to recreate it. It's nice that it's remembered, but it's less relevant than Wicca - which is very irrelevant.

Greek philosophy and pretty much all of greek accomplishements are due to hellenic paganism.

which are vast.
Also i think italian and hellenic are just one religion

>implying traditional christianity is any more remembered than ancient paganism

Clueless about religion, you are.

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Hindouism

Anglicans are the most liberal of the christian religion, correct me if I'm wrong.

Oh I see.

Zoroastrians need to take back Persia (no I'm not a pagan, I'm Cristian) I'd much rather have a united and cultured Persia (see beautiful Zoroastrian art) than an uncultured expansionist persia, especially if they (Zoroastrian Persia) were national socialist

yeah it is, there's an entire field full of biblical academics who have been debating it for 300 years

T U R K I S H S H A M A N I S M

>academics
>anything in common with pre-Renaissance christianity

kek, you people have no idea.

How many "christians" advocate returning to the religious outlook of the middle ages? Maybe like a dozen Dues Vult LARPers that do not understand the basic metaphysical mechanics of christianity, thats it

Christianity, as an actual organized religion, is dead.

Yeah, so we should instead completely break from tradition and instead worship something that has been entirely irrelevant for 2,000 years, has zero followers, and is poorly documented.

>Latin Paganism above Hellenic
Get out, Pajeet

What you're thinking of as "italic paganism" is certainly an offshoot of, and was primarily influenced by, the hellenic tradition. Furthermore, most of the primary sources we have today concern the older hellenic tradition, making it a far more sensible/less LARPy practice to resynthesize. It belongs in the god-tier.

>le retarded random strawman
You know new traditions can start right? Both christianity and "pagnism" is dead.

How is christianity dead? Ever heard of the Coptic Church? The orthodox? Christianity is also growing in China.

Not real christianity, if you are not willing to be tortured to death for Jesus you dont really believe in him.

Real christianity = religious outlook in Europe from 500-1500 roughly speaking

>no mention of Kemetism
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>Hinduism
lol nice try Rakeem, get back to the call center
>italic paganism
that's a baseless judgement, there isn't much info on italic paganism

well to be fair early christians are nothing like Yoshuah.
To me modern people are more like how Yoshuah probably was. Minus the degeneracy and all

armenians are a cultural fusion of urartuians and indo tribes which migrated into the region during persian rule and use words from both languages.they were conquered and forced to adopt hellenistic religious aspects and were conquered by persians and forced to become zoroastrians. If we didnt convert to the catholic faith we wouldve been exterminated by persian, and later islamic assimilation

eat shit you inbred britpaki fuck

>calling a Hindu "Rakeem"

Good old American education

I completely agree with you.

Where are the tocharians?

Implying multiple religions have worth undercuts the legitimacy of religion.
OP is a sneaky atheist.

Then I guess we should join the new tradition of the blessed L. Ron Hubbard and the Church of Scientology. Even that has more tradition than neo pagans.

>Not putting Hellenic Paganism under God Tier

>splitting European religion into seperate categories
stop being retarded

Zoroastrianism and Greek/Old Celtic (Nature and Myth)

That new age celtic shit needs to die/is dead

>literally the same but in different languages

>Rakeem
>Hindu

Yes, surely a bonafide expert on Proto Indo-European religion here.

>this is an Anglican Bishop
JUST

Uralic Shamanism is WHITE

and based

Why haven't you embraced the noble Shamanistic traditions of your ancestors?

>God tier
atheism
>Ungodly tier
everything else.

I know, the irony...

The only parts of Christianity salvageable is orthodoxy. Coots might be doing fine, we don't hear much about them.

>literally 'It isn't REAL Christianity'

Hey french faggot, I can see through your meme flag.

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