Nog story fresh off the happening

>be me
>yesterday went to job fair hosted by my college down town
>suit attire
>very productive
>after a few hour, leave
>walking back to my truck
>unlock truck
>donkey kong walks from behinds a near by parked suburban
>smelled was overwhelming
>lock truck
>"wad ya got for time"
> nog was wearing a watch the size of dinner plate
>"ahh it 1530..."
>the ape lifts up his shirt showing the grip of a firearm
>"wide jue giveme yo money, nigga"
>I draw my CCW and the nigger instantly runs
>the cop parked 30 feet away flips on his lights and sirens and persues
>as I was giving a police report, cop 2 tells me that they caught the nog
>it was an airsolft gun

Emancipation was a mistake.

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Nice.
No one died and a niggly bear is behind bars, good job user.

>No one died and my tax dollars are paying for his 3 pots and a cot, along with other human filth
FTFY. These animals need to be sent on the first boat to Liberia for their felonies.

Or just exterminated. You can buy a lot of 5.56 NATO for the price of one plane ticket.

he was already running before I even clear holster. Plus I was dumbfounded because we where right in front a cop.

nice numbers btw

What's a CCW?

>What's a CCW?
Germany is fucked

I'll help, carry concealed weapon

>igotchew
concealed carry weapon

> What's a CCW

ooga booga

Was he robbing you because you were wearing a suit so he thought you wuz a rich ass cracka

well that's rude

it was a job fair. youd think that will scare him off

>be me working in ft mac oil sands
>cnrl turnaround in camp for month
>see nog struggling with door as i walk back to my room
>he states fucking door is broke and wont lock as he jiggles keys in it
>these are old camps and clearly not deadbolts or doors that lock with keys - you just push the knob in on the back and pull shut to lock, no keys or anything
>point this out
>hes happy as pig in shit and thanks me for it with no hint of shame or embarrassment at his inability to figure out a simple problem

It's not some epic chimp out, but this is a fucking door knob that he couldn't for his life figure out how to operate. He's getting paid probably $25/hour as labourer or more if he has an actual ticket and he can't figure out how to lock a door to the point he thinks its broke despite having opened the door and knowing it was locked to start with.

If you need an IQ test to figure out how to operate a fucking door knob, there's issues.

nigs gonna nig

suncor was there. They like my resume and got a good reception with my follow up call today. How you like working up there?

>spoon feeding

>be Slovak
>have no nigger stories to tell because no niggers

why didn't you ship them back to Africa 100 years ago?

I heard this once happened to a google in my area:
>Be in a libtard college town
>Nigger gets beat up by a couple of whiteys
>All of 'em get caught
>All the whiteys blame the nigger for attacking them
>everyone believes it because he was a nigger
>gets jailed
Funny thing is, even though they're libtards, deep inside, everyone one of us knows niggers are just hyper-agressive chimps.

>liberia
we tried

>has truck
>has job
>has money
>wants to shoot a person who doesn't instead of helping xim
So this is yet more proof that POL is filled with racist and privileged white supremacists. Literally shaking rn

You are making us look ridiculous you fucking idiot

...

this. And sadly we already know how *that* went.

relax, everyone was getting redpilled once in their lifetime.

>your bait, right?
>meh, you got me
So in finland, when someone threatens you and your property, you drop your pants and bend over?

actually, I heard finland is kind of based.

You're embarassing us you cuck

>Be brit living in a part of the country with almost no blacks
>have no nigger stories because no niggers

Muslims on the other hand, I have plenty of stories about.

Excellent digits by the way

better than its neighbors. but explain him

...

This is true, how fast would crime rates drop if you deported violent criminals to Somalia or something? You want to be violent? Guerilla warfare it is.

Well in Finland you can get jailed for excessively defending yourself from a home invader, so...

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But hey our prisons are cool.

A pretty good feel when no niggers, isn't it?

Work is fine. They care more about safety than actual work, so its fairly light work loads for 12 hour shifts. Camps vary based on site and which one you get in. CNRLs are shit. Suncor has old ones close to site and nice ones about 15-20 mins away. It gets to -40 in winter, but if you live on east coast, youll see -20s and wind that chills to the bone. -40s in dry climate like ft mac is cold, but not harsh or that bad to work in.

Legale Taschenpistole

>sand niggers
story time

I think he's just joking.

Libtards like that would just close the browser after 5 seconds of looking at Sup Forums

Belarus = Russia, but whiter

I though you guys where better than scandinavia?

>hook line and sinker

We're Sweden minus 10 years, so maybe we're better still. Then again I'm way too blackpilled to see things straight.

>divine quads
>holy of holies
You can fuck my sister user

And?

Alright this is probably the most crazy one.

>Walking through heavily muslim populated part of city to get to pub
>Mosque on the route
>Guy wearing glasses (this will be relevant later) and in one of those robes that look like really long linen t-shirts outside mosque screaming in arabic at woman in hijab
>Woman in hijab screaming back like a fucking banshee
>No idea what the fucks going on, watching them as I walk past
>Argument seems to come to a head just as I'm about to round a corner
>Stop for a second to see what's happening
>Woman in hijab hikes up her skirt and takes a huge shit directly into her hand.
It was genuinely the biggest shit I've ever seen, like I was weirdly impressed by it.
>She flings it at the man
>Little bits fly off as it curves through the air, hitting the pavement and some other muslims gathered around
>Hits the guy square in the chest, explodes everywhere.
>Covers his face, he pulls of his glasses and there are two perfect ovals where they had blocked it, dude looked like a fucking raccoon.
>Started laughing, both turn to look at me and start saying shit in arabic
>Briskly walk away
>Had some pints with the boys and laughed at Muslims.

Honestly the best argument against islamic immigration is just having to fucking live with them. They're genuinely disgusting people.

>The only thing I know I about Ft. Mac

all niggers should be fucking killed

If she gets me out of the blackpill zone I'll write you my grandpa's cottage for comfy vacations.

Hey what's up Beme! Is this the same nog that approached your truck the other day? You know, the one you drew your gun on?

epic win xD

merkel ftw guys!!

>designated
>shitting
>hand

>takes a shit in her hand and throws it
Fucking centuries of inbred autism at work.

>nigger out in a month because you didn't kill him

What the fuck is a nigger doing anywhere near a job fair?

You first.

I know it seems ridiculous but I've legitimately seen muslims pouring buckets of shit out of their top floor windows into the gutter like it's fucking medieval London and we don't have huge complex plumbing systems.

I would have tried to slam that bitch in reverse or gun it. Either way he's taking flight.

>Guy can't open door
>Happens to be Black
"Niggers, am I right!?"
cue Sup Forums approved laugh track

i have never made a sound of laughter like what I had just made on pol before. Thank you
>severely depressed that that is what the UK has become

>severely depressed that that is what the UK has become

This is nothing compared to most of the UK. I live in a city on the south coast with a relatively low muslim population compared to most major cities. I can't imagine what it's like in parts of London or in Bradford for example.

>German education

saved

Got a good nigger story
>Be me
>22 year old sailor
>2017-8
>On ship at night trying to get outside to have a smoke
>close water tight door behind me to make sure no light gets outside
>turn around, see nigger
>AYO WHY YOU AINT KEEP DAT DOOR OPEN FO ME?
>”Sorry, shipmate, didn’t see you”
>AYO HOL UP, YOU BEING WAYCIS DAWG
>”Listen, boats, I don’t have time for you bitch fit, go throw a fit somewhere else”
>*chimping intensitifes”
>fellow kangz run over, hold him back
>light up a smoke, he disappears
>finish smoke, nigger comes back
>AYO DAWG MEET ME DOWN IN DA LOCKA DAWG
>Ignores
>Make report with master at arms
>Do nothing
>”You have to understand ship mate, because of slavery”
>Next week he chokes out a white girl that was fucking a competing buck
>Gets kicked out of Navy

That just means you've got 10 years to fix shit.
>digits
CHECKED.

>Guy can’t open door
>Happens to be black

See

>geman education
It's a Concealed-Carry Weapon.

some solace, but you really made my night. Funny story, my limey

Just die.

Lucky that guy had a dash cam...

>be me
>2nd grade
>nigger goes up to me and trips me during PE for no apparent reason.
>fall on my head
>nigger has to go to nigger school now.

i fucking love these kid of stories. nice work, fambro.

>Nigger
>Door

See

>throwing shit
That's LITERALLY monkey teir.

>ssssssssshhhhhhipmate

tfw the German state will cease to exist in our lifetimes.

Well if the fall of my entire nation, which I love so dearly, is worth a few laughs I suppose it's all worth it in the end.

>no apparent reason.

BECUZ OF SLABERY! WTF IS YO PROBLEM? ITS AINT HIS FAULT GRAVITY AINT ON YO SIDE. WAYCIS AS SHIT. FUCK WYPIPO AND FUCK TRUMP.

Sounds like a true hero.

you got some of your own, old timer?

Support your nigger troops lel.

if the state falls, start purging

>fuck niggers off for centuries
>act like it didnt happen.

whites and niggers shouldnt live together but the history of nogs in us is one that you cannot ignore.

Dem digits

He did at one point later whilst getting kicked out try to make some lame ass excuse, that I was "harassing him" or something, but it failed since he already cried the truth out of his ass out when first questioned.

>and you call yourself a fascist.

Nigs were fucking each other long before we ever reached Africa.

Is it weird that this picture gave me an erection?

>15:30

Nobody says that in the US. Fake story.

They always say that. From niglets to full grown bucks, they always say that someone said something to them that justifies their chimpouts. Must be some part of the brain that cannot make the connection between actions and consequences.

I wish

i know what you mean

Should of shot the nigger, now or tax dollars has to pay for his criminal college stay

comedy gooollldddd

never served, huh

what
the
fuck

>has his CCW on him on a college campus
that's a no gun zone you law breaker

Christ mate if you had any idea what it's like living with these people you'd vote for a president who ran on a platform of glassing the entire middle east.

>burger with a CCW
>uses commie time
good job with the nig burgerfriend