So anons, how do you live with your waifu not being real?

So anons, how do you live with your waifu not being real?

i masturbate

>waifu
>posts pic of one of the worst girls in show

sure

>2016
>Having a waifu
>Not having a raifu
Mine is real, and once I get her from the FFL, she'd be sleeping with me in bed. I'll take her to the range and shoot her Perfecto brand 5.56x45mm NATO. I'll tenderly clean her for every 10,000 rounds fired She'd be lubed well with lithium grease or with dry powder lube. Her metal won't rust for she'll be anoited in Hoppes. I'll take her innawoods and remove durr to be taken as dinner. And when the time is right, after the trip innawoods, I'll Walk her home gently

One day at a time OP. One day at a time

One minute at a time

By never giving up.

Nonon is the sexiest of the Nymphet people.

By shutting myself off of any and all expectations for an enjoyable life.
I am a husk of a man slowly drudging through life, consuming anime and manga without any hope of ever filling the emptiness I feel inside, gleefully awaiting release from this monotonous hell.

>posting the best girl from a shit show
ftfy

She fires .30-06 Springfield, 8 rounds at a time. No corrosive ammunition for her, only the finest brass shall be used. Tender, love, and care. I'll gingerly pull back her slide and gently force a new clip in. After a date on the range, I'll put her to bed with her 24 sisters.

She reminds me how real she is every night.

you're a good ammosexual boy

By having a waifu that's an actual character and not a blown put of proportion sexual ideal. And having a chance of finding a woman with a similar personality.

I dream with her. Even when I'm not sleeping.

As long as she lives in my heart, she's real enough.You've a long way to go on the path of waifu if you haven't realized that yet.

by believing in VR

>having nonon as a waifu
That's a good way to walk in on your waifu trying to accommodate 4 dicks with no hands

It has a long way to go. Nuzzling up against her while she looks down on me smiling feels nice, but it doesn't fill the void. I want to talk with her and go on adventures wit her, but I still can't.

She is real though.

In my heart.

>not having a tulpa harem in twenty-sixteen

By having a real life waifu.

I actually have a vive, but no 3d models of my waifu.

Get out.

No.

Figurines make her real.

I tell myself that the only reason she's not making herself real is to please herself by making me suffer.

I don't even have one. I'm incapable of deluding myself that far even if I think it will make me a happier person and want to try to.

I Don't know what you are talking about user, mine is real and right here.

Your loss, faggot. I bet you don't even fap to 2D.

I think you need to drink some bleach so you can clean that shit taste you have.
You have to be in certain mindset. Some people can live their whole life with no interaction or physical contacts of others. Or just need a daki. It's very weird. And I can't believe I used to be a 2Dphile waifu enthusiast.

Me. I met my dream girl, everything I want in a girl, muh waifu,all because she's online and over a 1000 miles away! It was like she was my own personal imageboard, that responded to every post i made. The perfect girls are always virtual. I have yet to meet any girl irl i could tolerate going on a date with.

Nobody cares about your life post it on your blog.

You can't even find a woman, you'll never find a weird quirky tomboyish character like Naoto irl.

She's real in my heart OP

>she's online and over a 1000 miles away

She would probably hate you in person where first impressions can't be manipulated in your favor. I bet she's also talking to other guys in a similar situation to you. You're like a faucet she can turn on whenever she wants a needy loser like you to make her feel important. Think about it.

fpbp

She looks a little cramped

McNig?

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It really is, but there's nothing I can do about it.

Also what else is there to fap to besides 2D? It seems to me you've fapped to 3D a lot and like it. Don't worry, it's just a phase, eventually it will pass when you stop having shit taste and realize what you're doing is disgusting and just all around not bueno.

smartest thing ive heard in a while.

I breakdown crying because girl I love is not real.


Why did Tomoko pick me out everyone on Sup Forums to save watamote.

it not thing special about me i'm too shy talk to people off Sup Forums. I can't look people in the eyes. my english grammar sometimes is a nightmare.

I have no friend now I can't be around a lot because my social anxiety I have a panic attack what did you pick me tomoko i'm a no friend loser.

Yes me ESL-KUN

I Accept it
My waifu may not be real, but she's real in my heart. I'll keep myself going, and I'll become successful because I know that's what she would want.
I refuse to let my delusions hinder me, instead I use them as a drive!

By having a gf

If your waifu was designed and drawn by a man does that make you gay?

No.

If you need someone to talk to. Just give me a trash email.

I'm ok.

Don't play dumb, faggot. You know damn well you can fap to 3D because you and all the other normalfags do it. Normalfags like yourself need to fuck off this board.

HAHAHAH! Jokes on you, I'm the one that's not real.

But OP, she's on the smile of every shark

I'm starting see why writer and artist both like ESL-KUN he real life tomoko.

I want neo Sup Forums to leave

I don't have a waifu.

I have a husbando~.

Don't try to fool yourself shitpile user, I only fap to 2D because 3D is naturally disgusting and only crap eaters like you would enjoy it. You accusing others like a retard of being normfags is ridiculous and only suited for one of such deficient chromosomes, please cease breathing and get the fuck off the planet so humanity can be safe again.

I dream

you realize if every male was as pathetic as us Sup Forumsnons, humans would die out in a few generations.

>I have yet to meet any girl irl i could tolerate going on a date with
>pretending it's your choice to be alone and you're not single because you're a greasy fuck that no girl would look at twice

You drink some bleach.

If I can't have my waifu, then I'll just have to become my waifu.

Everyone can get their perfect dream girlfriend irl.

Remember, it's not that you're a loser, it's just you're hanging out with the wrong group of people.

That's Chris-chan talk.

I don't hang out with people

That's right I remembered I'm talking to a delusional waifu shitter that thinks his waifu is real, that was pointless.

You sound autistic. Why does it bother you that other people have waifus?

I'll become my waifu, except I'll keep my penis

That's a really nice fig user.

How do I get my dream girl if I'm a 4/10, pretty weak, not very smart, and a lazy asshole?

I had multiple opportunities to ask girls out, but then i realized I rather do something productive, like shitposting on imageboards, than to sit around starbucks and talk about normie movies or normie vines for an hour.

I know you wannabe norms have trouble understanding this, but theirs more to life than just watching anime all day.

You should pour some bleach on your computer, so you think about some personal hobbies to pick up.

No, fuck you. There were no cute martial arts girls at the dojo.

You don't, that user posted that to feel better about themselves, not make you feel better.

>that essay response

Yeah, nah, you're a lonely autistic NEET.

You say I'm a normalfag and then you say I'm a delusional waifufag, it doesn't make sense. And who said I thought my waifu was real? OP asked how do we deal with the fact that they aren't so everyone that replied in this thread knows they're not. I hope you know you're fucking retarded because the 1st step in solving a problem is acknowledging it.

>not very smart, and a lazy asshole
Nigga get on my level. I have to activiley go out of my way to avoid people. Being a simple shut in doesn't quit cut it.

hang out with people
first off, ive always thought rating people is stupid. So stop being a MAL fag. Oh yeah, because being buff in a society where it's illegal to push someone really matters. Stop being lazy, asshole.

Fuck off

Thnx bby

You sound like you know a lot about being a normalfag.

Can you actually be that retarded? I never said I had a problem with other people's waifus in general. Just this user right here who only wants to shitpost but also happens to have a waifu.

that's how i can tell you're a wannabe normie. Little do you know that chads can get away with openly admitting to fapping to lolicon, and still be the life of the party. Look a pokemon go, that game is the epitome of nerdom yet all the normies use it.

You think that boasting your 80s macho man attitudes will get you laid when in fact, you're still a beta cuck fagot fuck.

>in a waifu thread even though he doesn't have one
>says everyone's delusional for having one
>i'm the one shitposting

Retard.

I can lucid dream about my waifu.

>Stupidity ensues
I didn't read any of that trash and there's nothing you can do about it.

the chain of life is like this, from lowest to ultimate:

subhumans

nerds

norms

chads

subhumans that have disguise themselves as norms or chads.

Get on my level, moron.

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>tfw have never had a lucid dream

The one or two times I've become aware I still don't actually do anything.

i dream every goddamn time i sleep and it's always lucid, it's gets tiring after a while

This.

I spend all day in bed doing nothing. I'd hardly call it living.

serious question: what are you thinking about when you have to get up to pee or shit?

I used to lucid dream a lot.
Every time I tried to meet her, I failed, I can meet anyone I can think of.
But not her.
I gave up months ago, now I just try to think about her as much as I can.

I hardly dream desu.

Or sleep for that matter.

Ah, a fellow insomniac!

>normie

I had a dream that I 69ed with Kuro, but it wasn't lucid. Still felt amazing, though.

I wish I didn't

I'm a stomach sleeper, so sex dreams tend to end painfully.

I'm a stomache sleeper too, I'm not bothered about sex dreams.
I just want to see her.
I just want to tell her how much I love her.
Even if it's only for a night I just want to hold her even if I know the result is severe depression once I wake up.

dreams are just visualizations of alternate universes.

When Kuro needs mana you'll see her.

You can do it, user.
What kinds of methods have you tried to summon her in a dream? Maybe there's one you haven't tried yet.
I've managed to LD about my waifu multiple times. I've gotten to talk with her, cuddle with her, have sex with her and hear her confess her love for me. It really is one of the best things ever when it's with someone you really care for. I don't even wake up depressed because I know I can see her again eventually.

It's the actual worst feeling in the world, every time I am reminded of the fact that she's not real my day is ruined. I love her so much but I can't ever tell her that.

I only tried a few things, asking people where she is, imagining that she's around a corner and looking, as well as yelling for her through a closed door and opening it.
The problem is that this works for everyone and everything else, random people I know, other characters, any and all objects I want to appear.
But she never appears no matter how much I try, and I don't know why her, and only her, I have trouble with.

It's because she isn't there yet.
Summon Illya until Kuro splits out of her.

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