Bitcoin is now $6k

Are you still going to be specticle?
Are you still going to continue worshipping trump for being rich when you yourself can become rich?
Pic related. I'm the girl you're the monkey

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>Had 10k coming out of HighSchool
>Was thinking about putting it all in Bitcoin
>It was literally like 10c a fucking BC.
>Parents "Go to college user! Its the only way you can have a good future"
>Put 10k toward college
>Work for 30k a year
>Could be sitting on 400,000,000 USD right now..
>THANKS MOM AND DAD

not getting caught up in bullshit pump and dump tulipmania.
sorry.

GORILLA'D

>I'm the girl

Fag detected.

>Because a rapid price increase is the antidote to skepticism. What is the 2007 housing market?
>Because worshiping Trump means you don't believe you can be rich or are already not rich
>Pic related you are the monkey and I am the girl showing you your own post.

>bought one bitcoin when it was $2k
>dropped to 1500 a few days later
>panic sold

My hands aren't strong enough for crypto

>bought at 600
>sold at 300
>it rallies shortly after
Me neither. But I'll probably go in long after the correction

>things that didn't happen

one time I was walking down the street and I sound a box FULL of bitcoins. there had to be thousands of them because it was so full. i didnt even know what they were so i didnt pick up the box, i thought they were like chucky cheese coins.

Kept delaying buying it and never did

>throwing away a million dollars

But that is assuming you wouldn't have cashed out when it hit $10 a coin.

You can also say the same thing about the stock market every fucking day. You can always look at yesterday's stock market and see some penny stock that went from $0.02 to $0.10 in 24 hours and think how you could have made 5X your money in 1 day.

It's dumb to think like that.

Almost bought $1000 worth in 2012. Man do I kick myself. Can't say I would have held onto it this long.

how i get rich OP? teach me

by putting a program on your computer to get free internet money.

It all looks great and you think that you're rich until you actually try to sell the shit.

Posting blacked threads is a bannable offense.

Start sprouting

>keeping all your profits in coins

Silly goose

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How many people invested in Microsoft in it's earliest days and now are kicking themselves because they didn't.

Only fucking idiots didnt buy bitcoin when we all told these beta faggots to do it 2 years ago. Fuck all you poorfags for not being like Trump. You had your chance on election night, you failed. Keep talking about a race war because youre too poor to forget about any of that trivial shit polfags

You will be rich when you have or are making enough money to live the lifestyle you want.

I'm just playing in BTC and ethereum now as I missed the boat. But you gotta spread your finances out over many avenues. When these Jew money niggers say diversify, they mean it. You want your money to make money but you also want it to keep value. Shit like bonds and utility stocks may not make a lot of money but they pay steady dividends and have good track records of holding value.

Also don't but stupid shit like electronics and furniture. Buy shit like guns, metals, classic cars, etc., shit that holds good value over time.

>tfw put all my shit in altcoins
>bitcoin recovered
>altcoins haven't moved

FUCK

>expecting parents to advise you to invest in what was effectively a random penny stock
>not expecting normy parents to say 'go get job'

> bought half a coin 6 mos ago

Glad I forgot about it

Anyone want to speculate that this is due to Trump telegraphing a switch to the gold standard?
What would even happen during a switch--a fixed exchange rate?

Ethereum was rallying just about a week ago when BTC was stagnant. Don't you poor niggers know how to look at shit in longer timeframes than hour by hour?

Sounds like a bubble. This could get fun.

I always think about buying crypto but then I buy gun stuff instead

i want to make millions and then just coast on it. i'm so fuckin dumb when it comes to investing in shit like this.
>ihavenoideawhati'mdoing.jpg

fuck bitcoin Litecoin is way better

What alt coin and tokens you like?

Don't be saddened by that, it's a way better investment.

>Bought at $3800
>Couple weeks later it's $5600

Hmmmmmm

you guys are shilling it to inflate it because anons buy it. Then you will sell it and get out leaving anons fucked

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bitcoin goes up altcoins go down bitcoin goes sideways altcoins go up

Its going to crash harder soon

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stop trying to lead horses to water that have no interest in drinking it

im saying hindsight is always 20/20

It's always clear tomorrow what you should have done today.

Ok financial wizards, please explain why economists and billionaire investors are ignoring your computer coins? Do you actually know anything about this other than what you read on bitcoinnews.faggot?

> Bought BTC again just this Monday when it started to raise.

Harambe

Good luck buying a house in America UK Canada or any other first world country with that virtual currency for that matter.

>please explain why (((economists and billionaire investors))) are ignoring your computer coins

it's because (((they))) are afraid of it, they're sticking their fingers in their ears going LALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU

Because the coin market is incredibly small in proportion to the amount of money they're dealing with, smartypants.

It's not worth the time they'd have to invest just to become familiar with it.

Bought 20 dollars worth at 4000

Made 15 dollars in less than a month (:

Reminder that jpmorganchase ceo said we're going to 100,000 before the crash

It won't be a correction, it'll be a collapse. They'll still be around, for like gambling and shit like that. But they'll cost less than a Dollar. Don't know when, but that's gonna happen.

Why would I buy something that doesn't actually exist? Online currency is worth the same as a jpg that says "this image is worth money."

>cute lamborghini, user. it's a shame it doesn't actually exis-
*gets run over*

>he thinks fiat currency is more real than bitcoin

You apparently don't know what ROI is.

Bro, dank memes bro, fuckin dank bro

remember silver 50$? it's called a bubble

Nah bitcoin isn't just a regular .jpg. It's like one of those rare Pepes that you can't save or duplicate.

B U T T C O I N

it's hillarious that they have to be depited as "coins" even gold coins mostly, sometimes in plastic protective lining, kek

>Global Demand for Bitcoin Shifts Wildly in Response to Regulation. Bitcoin prices, up more than 400 percent this year, eclipsed $5,000 on Thursday


hmmmmm... are (((they))) behind this or is this a way to escape them?

i own one bitcoin. I bought it because it was sold as a bitcoin hash or whatever engraved to an ounce of silver. This was win bitcoin pared with silver. So I have ten ounces of silver worth nothing, and ten bitcoins sitting at $50k. I still hate bitcoins, btw.

What'd I just tell you, son?

The time they'd spend investing in it would be worth more than any possible returns.

Bitcoin is like a penny stock

It will crash at 5950 like it crashed at 4950. It will go down to 4200 like it went down to 3200. 6 months from noq it will rally to 6950.

*i own one kind of bitcoin
sorry i fucked that up, but supposedly I have $50k in bitcoin. None of this is in a wallet and I don't want to make a wallet because that's a lot of capital gains.

Reminds me of the South Sea Company. A lot of people are going to lose money.

I had 3 coins a few years ago kept in a wallet. I downloaded a porno with a virus and someone hacked me and stole my coins.

feels bad

>None of this is in a wallet
You're asking for it, my nigga

>grandparents give me 10k as a graduation gift last year
>decide to buy a shitty two bedroom condo for 150k
>now worth over 350k+

I swear real estate is the bitcoin for the wealthy chinks. How much were bitcoins last summer? I turned 10k to 200k+ in a little over a year so I think I did alright. Still mad I didn't buy at $25/coin though when I first read about bitcoins on Sup Forums. Then I could have been playing with multiple properties.

>Bought bitcoin during dip/stagnation about two weeks ago
>Invest 80% in an ICO which locked in the price of at the time of investment
>Invest the rest in another shitcoin
>mrw I could've just waited until the coin hit the exchanges and bought at least 30% more

don't forget...
>anytime bitcoin starts being shilled hard on Sup Forums, it crashes soon after....

I just checked 3 hours ago, it was at 5400

Wild spikes like that can't be good.

Never listen to your parents, technology is moving to fast these days.

You gotta use money that you can lose. You have to have balls of steel and if you lose it, you say "oh well" and move on.

This. The people piling into this shit now are the same as those piling into Nasdaq at 5000 back in 2000.
Of course, it's even worse because bitcoin ain't backed by shit. At least with NQ you'd own a basket of companies and with tulips you'd have some pretty flowers.
With bitcoin you get what exactly? This jpg? Oh right, you get the hope that some greater fool will buy it from you at a higher price.

> implying you wouldn't have sold the moment it hit $.15

Pro tip:

What you do it, buy at .02, at .04 or whatever top you pick, you sell 1/2 so you get your .02 back out of the market and leave the gain in the market... if you lost it, fuck it it was paper money to start with.

So if you bought $100 dollars at .02 then you sell 50% of that at .04 and get your $100 back then let the rest ride the curve up.

Rothschild is invested in Coinbase I think.

Investing in the coin desks is probably the smart move, you can get your money in and out quicker.

I would have guessed 10k because that matches the historical analysis.

Not everyone wants their money to be owned by jews

You can pay your taxes in Japan.

You can buy a fucking Ferrari.


You can buy a cup of coffee.

Jesusballs, Leaf, do you even understand that bitcoin is the future?

iv made 40k on this and Im out

I bought 10 coins six months ago.

haven't forgotten about it.

No, it's because China saw they were losing boatloads of capital after they banned exchanges and ICOs so they are 'reconsidering' after the wealthy buy themselves more wealth.

>tfw you had 200 bitcoins in 2011 and just used them for highschooler things...

$1,200,000...
ONE POINT TWO MILLION DOLLARS

FUCK, I HATE MY PAST SELF

you mean for weed

>you're the monkey
I'm white, but yeah my bitcoin worth is shocking so I won't tell the ol' lady. Funny how I've taken out a grand here a few hundred there and new laptop here a few times but bitcoin just doesn't quit. BUY THE DIP works for me!

Better than what I did with my 10k for college. I spent it on gambling....this happened just this summer....I turned 18 in May....please kill me....

>implying epic fag Jamie Dimon didn't say to the (((press))) "bitcoin is going to get someone killed" just after China banned ICOs and crypto exchanges within the country. JP Morgan Chase then takes the opportunity to buy nearly 20,000 bitcoins at the resulting dip, selling off to cover costs. JP Morgan Chase is now hodling around 9,400 bitcoins.

Can a cocksucking niggerlover like you even calculate how much fucking money Dimon made TODAY?

I was never a big fan of weed, more just various adolescent experimentation with certain compounds. I had a lot of fun and made some great friends, but not 1.2 million worth of good time and friends.

This
>feelsgoodman

How did you get out?

Bitcoin is going to crash hard.

Could have jumped in a decade ago. Still think it's a meme and have yet to see someone actually receive real money from it that I can verify.

That's when you buy.

If it ever goes under 2k, I'll invest 10,000. It probably won't go away.

I honestly don't know much about it, but I'm interested.

What's it connected to to prove it's yours? An email address?

Doesn't Ethyrium (or whatever) have more real-world applications? Seems like it would be better to invest in them if you're looking for long-term growth.

t. retard

Some alias around here was hocking it hard about 3 months ago and supposedly got killed under mysterious circumstances.

I think it was all staged to lure in suckers. Gvmt was involved. very elaborate.

>Had 1000 coins when they were worth about a dollar each
>was pretty well off at the time and current gf convinced me to donate them to a jewish foundation
>think about it every night

That's an ape, you ape.

Watch bitchcoin crash HARD.

Is that why every kike on the planet is shilling it right now? Bitcoin will shit the bed very soon.

well duh. everything crashes hard, and this is gonna be legendary. But how do you ride the wave? i.e. cash out.

the fucking bookstore at sfu takes them, but that entire campus isnt even about education - more of a demonic ponzi.

lmao no coiners going on 10 years of the same ol' "this times the one! its over for bitcoin!"

>says increasingly nervous nocoiner