Stop being friends with other men goyim

Stop being friends with other men goyim

Women hate seeing guys having any form of a good time without them.

Fpbp

anyone have the pic about how a guy only ever talks to a woman because she has a free vagina but he would much rather talk to his big stupid fat friend because they can talk about shit like the speed force?

>this whole notion

>ugh this game is so dumb youre just rotting your brain Im going to watch makeup videos on Facebook

seriously. the other day my buddy was over and we were just chillin watching rick n morty and jerking each other off, my bitch ass gf gets all mad and calls me a faggot, WTF

So basically we go back to ancient Rome / Greece. Just a bunch of dudes totally bro-ing out at the bath house talking about politics 'n shit. Then they go back to the wife to make some little caesars.

>"Stop being so homophobic and misogynistic, user, your toxic masculinity is ruining societr"
>"Why aren't you paying attention to me? Why do you spend time with your guy friends, are you gay?"

>The new paper, in the journal Men and Masculinities, even suggests the bromance could become a widely accepted domestic arrangement. With sex so freely available without emotional attachments, through social media for example, and because bromances occupy such a privileged spot in young men’s lives, “the bromance could increasingly become recognized as a genuine lifestyle relationship; whereby two heterosexual men can live together and experience all the benefits of a traditional heterosexual relationship,” according to co-authors White, Stefan Robinson and Eric Anderson, of the universities of Winchester and Bedfordshire in the U.K.
>“What happens in 50 years, say, if these bromantic relationships really take off and men decide, ‘Hang on, we really enjoy these. These are much better. We can gain more emotionality from it. We’re less regulated, we’re less policed,’” White said. “And therefore women actually just become the sexual fulfillers of men and nothing else. That’s the worrying aspect.”
>The paper notes that in the late 19th and early 20th century, men posed for photographs together in physically intimate ways, wrote “endearing” letters to each other, and even slept in the same beds in non-sexual contexts.
>But the increasing social visibility of homosexuality let to a climate of hysteria and stigma. “To prove that we were not gay, we acted hyper masculine,” White said.
>“As times have changed, and we’ve seen homophobia decrease, and homosexuality become a more accepted notion within society, what we’ve noticed is people no longer need to do that,” Adam White said. “People no longer care about being thought gay, and therefore they can behave in a number of different ways… All sorts of things are now open up for men without them being thought to be a ’sissy’ or a ‘fag’ because nobody cares.”

The worthless #parasitegender starting to panic.
Beautiful.
They shall buuurrrrrrn.
Toxic scum.

Oh wouldn't that be a tragedy, if women got their just deserts.

Probably the reason traps are popular.

>reddit and memey
Your gf was right faggot.

I think that was the joke user

There is literally nothing wrong with this.

You need to get a pair of JO crystals for you and your bro so you can store that energy.

One of my friends from Highschool used to say bro after ever fucking sentence. And as expected a lot of grab ass when you are in the locker room. When men have fun women try to ruin it its very simple.
>inb4 "grab ass is gayyyy haha gas the kikes :DDD"

You can't make me!

That's very similar to how society was organised in Ancient Greece and the early Roman Republic: Women were seen as baby makers and temporary companions in a man's life. Your male friends were your true life long companions. Though it did involve a fair amount of gay sex...

>women actually just become the sexual fulfillers of men and nothing else
Oh boy, they're in for a rude awakening...

For real. Was hanging out with my friend today and we went to a coffee shop where this girl I know works. So we get a drink and have a good convo, lots of laughs, and when I go up to refill my drink she's all of a sudden extremely flirty and is actively trying to get me to avoid getting back to my friend. I eventually started to go back and she said "Ill go on my break", and so she did, and joined in on us, which meant we couldn't go back to our previous discussion of how much we enjoy sucking cock.

Already beat you there, kikes. I have no friends.

MMMMMMMMMUH VAGINAAAAAAAAAAA

Isn’t this redpilled? Aren’t we trying to encourage nuclear families. Goddamn leaf kikery

(((White)))

This only worked because women couldn’t vote.

I can't wait for the invention of the artificial womb

Oh shit you finna tell me women are horrible companions. Sheeeeeeit!

I think we all can agree to remove women's vote.

This is redpilled. It's basically saying that women have reduced themselves to the point that their only use is their vaginas. They're not pleasant to talk to or be around so they'll eventually be cut off. Women need to either sort their shit out or be replaced

Joke's on you schlomo.
I don't have any friends.

When in the history of mankind has a man sought women for anything other than sex?
Besides his own mother, that is.
Truth is men have always prefered the company of fellow men, both no homo and homo.

>rise

Platonic fraternal bonds between men is literally as old as civilization itself.

No what happened was you cunt tried to destroy it and tear down every organization that was male only in order to prevent it and yet they still found a way, because surprise surprise men actually prefer the company of other men as friends. Women are tolerated for sexual reasons. I keep my gf around because shes a decent conversation and we have sex, the romantic aspect tips the balance. In terms of just being a fun friend to have my male friends are better and we can spend hours joking and talking about many number of things. They dont fill any sexual role at all but if it was a decision between them and a woman based solely on their social company of who is more fun as a person then men would choose their bros every time

We only tolerate women because of sex. You're actually pretty awful people overall

Fucking gay leaf.

spot on

>Gay sex

Not the way we think of it. Anal was considered shameful and/or deviant, so they either jerked each other off or fucked a dude's thigh gap (for real, look up "intercrural")

...

You're all homos

>You will live to see bros deciding it's better to be with bros and using nanotech/cloning/robotics turn into a female that's 100% more compatible with men than normie women.

I'd love to hear the double think feminists would attempt.

>the bromance could become a widely accepted domestic arrangement. With sex so freely available without emotional attachments, through social media for example, and because bromances occupy such a privileged spot in young men’s lives, “the bromance could increasingly become recognized as a genuine lifestyle relationship; whereby two heterosexual men can live together and experience all the benefits of a traditional heterosexual relationship,”

Do they mean having your best friend as a roommate while you both fuck sluts? Because that already exists. No reason to dress it up with retarded language to pretend like it's something it isnt.

You and your best bro share a bachelor pad and get your sexual needs fufilled by women who have pretty much destroyed the market value of pussy through their own stupidity. That already exists. It's the most common living arrangement in college

The sad thing about this is that no one is ever going to say "what is it about modern women that are driving men to seek companionship elsewhere"
It's all the man's fault.

Are women even friends with other women?

Yes

N-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STOP HAVING FRIENDS DEDICATE YOURSELF TO THE ROASTIE

Many thanks leaf. This picture just sums it up so well

Author's name?

Fuck you Sup Forums im not gay stay the hell away from me from now on.

This is redpilled. Women have destroyed the market value in regards to the only commodity that made their company preferred to other men, sex. When women give it away freely and act like such spoiled idiots so much then theres no reason to bow down and come to them. Men will just fuck them then go hang out with their bros. This will force the women to change their ways if they want men to actually start preferring them as companions again. Not punishing them by withholding social attention would only condone their behavior.

Men prefer the company of men. Women prefer the company of men. The conclusion of women? Men are terrible. K. Gonna get drunk and play videogames with my buddies and laugh our ass off all night, listen to a wide variety of podcasts on different subjects and pause to discuss whatever topic is on, and shit talk each other to death. I don’t want to watch Sex in the City and how much of a bitch Susan was at work today.

Soggy knees!

Exactly. This is whats happening with boyscouts

:l

Friends are likeminded men.
Like us..sort of.

Americans should be forced to spend 1 year in Australia and learn what a mate is.
Go make male friends, lots of them. Fuck this Cultural Marxist bullshit.
They are trying to femanize you at every turn. Don't let them. Be strong. Be a man.

Best friends not allowed for kids in UK schools.
Best friends discouraged for adult males in the US.

Yellowstone, please take us all out.

Knew it was coming. You should've worn a meme flag.

This is already the case. Women are boring as fuck. I hang out with guys for fun and interesting passtime, I pretend to enjoy women's company to use the warm hole between their legs and nothing more.

Thix.
Toxic female mental retardiation ruins everything.
What fucking cucks allowed them to vote in the first place ?!

Implying they ever objectively where more.

comfy

Unironically this. All that energy helps decalcify the pineal gland

>in criminological theories class
>talking about gangs
>prof: why don't women form gangs?
>class is silent
>finally say "because women don't work as well together for one thing."
>prof: "oh come on user."
>"no, seriously, put three 14 year old girls together and two of them will ostracize the last one"
>chick behind me: "it doesn't stop at 14"

Why do women hate gay men?

I never knew femanons could be this bitter about guys not paying attention to them. But then I remembered all the "HURRRR MEN ARE OPTING OUT MEN THESE DAAAAAAYYYYS" articles/threads that exist.

Literally Muslim culture.

>you have to dick your way up from the 0/10's to the 10/10's

This faggot is right.

Men and women through history spend most of their time in separate spheres, only at night do they come together to celebrate .

just because bachelor taxes and state assigned relationships are a long way off doesn't mean we aren't heading in that direction at full speed

They used to be ok to be around, not great but you could put up with them. But then they all turned into raging cunts. It's amazing the ability of a woman to ruin a place you feel comfortable in with out saying anything, it's like they radiate horribleness once they lock you down.
It's why women don't like men having female friends, because those friends will remind the man of what she used to be

Bitches gonna bitch.

>tfw no Sup Forums bro to bask in your mutual white male privilege the best way two men can

I already sleep in my best friends bed when I spend the night watching Chinese cartoons and playing vidya.

My brother has up to 4 friends spend the night just about every night and I've slept in the same bed with 2 other guys after a long night of fun with the bros then gone hunting early next morning.

Women are uselessly boring and incompetent at everything they are only good for sex and one day having a family with.

>just because bachelor taxes and state assigned relationships
That'll never happen.

The US will collapse into civil war before that happens.

Some women are disgusting

Move out west faggot, me and my bros even the gay ones go out to the desert and shoot machine guns at Javalias

Not mutually exclusive.
I'm in a bromance with the brother of my gf, he's my best friend and I'd gladly take a bullet for me

I think that one has already had too many deserts if you ask me.

This.

When you take off your vagina-tinted glasses and judge women the same way you'd judge a man, you realize that they're awful. Terrible failures as human beings, without loyalty or the ability to take responsibility.

That "reason and accountability" thing is so dead on.

And women aren't getting any nicer, they're becoming these narcissistic whiners who have a victim complex. It's awful having to hear them bang on and how terrrrrrrrible they have it.

End the EEOC, women would just ... disintegrate.

Because they are fully liberated from female control, they don't care about pussy.

Love the kike desperation.

Again.

Because they cannot control or influence them in any way, and more often than not they embody just the type of mate they would want : physically attractive and financially successful.
Unless you are talking about raging effeminate faggots, these fit women just like a glove

Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration for someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. Pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored, tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on yourself, and you realize you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.

This.
One positive that came from feminism, it removed the rose tinted glasses in regards to women from the eyes of increasing number of men.

Kikes and feminists hate males having close relationships with other males.

Think about modern entertainment; girls always have the "tightest besties" or whatever, they're super close and can always depend on each other; the complete antithesis to female relationships in reality.

Meanwhile, anything that features male friends (movies, hit comedies like The Workaholics, etc.) the guys are all manchildren who only hang out with each other because they can't get women. They're immature and chase dead-end jobs and hobbies. You can be sure that there's also gonna be homosexual undertones a time or two.

The only films where I have seen positive male relationships portrayed in the last 25 years have been FUCKING WAR MOVIES. Think about that. To the elite, that's when the average man is in his better nature; when he's dying for some kike-led cause.

>>With sex so freely available without emotional attachments

CITATION NEEDED

>spend two hours talking to some boring whore last night
>"You're so funny, user. We should get together more often, it's so rare to have a cool guy friend"
>oh fuck, red flag, abort
>"Oh, hold on my boyfriend is calling me"
>god fucking dammit
I truly wish I was gay sometimes, at least if I'm not gonna be successful, I might actually enjoy the wasted two fucking hours of talking.

Why do women go out of their way to ruin everything? It's like everything is going fine and then a woman comes in and just makes everything unpleasant.

>that ending
Leafs never disappoint.

The rare woman who offers intellectual stimulation and companionship that isn't intimacy. Off the top of my head I remember Lyautley the French conservative general who led them to conquer the Moroccans was gay yet had a brief and passionate purely intellectual/mental relationship with some real bohemian wanderlust woman. So happens these women are far from a common feature. Not sexist to say that, just you've got a lot of brain dead thots.

Even women don't like women.

kek

Man, It seems like being a fag is great until You have to get hard to a hairy ass dude that could beat you in arm wrestling.

Fucking hell thats the opposite of attractive faggo.

Whatever, we need you fags anyway, you are smarter and more creative than us normals.

>and I'd gladly take a bullet for me

Bachelor tax is guaranteed. State assigned relationships is not.

Really good. The cursing could be toned down, to make it a little funnier. "Fucking" is great when you use it once, not until about half way through, so it seems out of place and dramatic.

Good narrative friend, I could really picture it in my mind....I just smoked a joint though...

What about Supernatural? Two chads BTFO'ing degenerate demons and tossing aside roasters for the greater good?

> It seems like being a fag is great until You have to get hard to a hairy ass dude that could beat you in arm wrestling.
But that is part of the point.
Being attracted to masculinity has always been part of being a homo. Hell just look at the usual gay porn types, it's often an oversexualized paragon of manhood: the jock, the soldier, the cop, the bodybuilder etc, either that or a twink.
Not to mention as a fellow homo you can actually beat your partner into submission while mutually getting hard over it, then the winner tops.

That was just some old copypasta.

That pasta is old as fuck.

I dunno, it looks a little chilly to be biking in the nude

> want to have a quiet drink with my friend for my birthday
> his gf wants to come along

>I am that guy that brings his gf to everything

Sorry brah