Who wants to hear Slim Jebby bust a sick rhyme or two?

Who wants to hear Slim Jebby bust a sick rhyme or two?

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youtube.com/watch?v=xdgjDRqiFRM
vocaroo.com/i/s1cBsfqx9Cay
youtube.com/watch?v=-_Qq1VB6H3g
vocaroo.com/i/s1Sz4S0NroFx
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who /jebhead/ here?

I can already tell this is going to be a good thread

this is what i've been waiting for.

Jeb threads never go to bump limit ;_;

yo
his nubs are sweaty, knees weak, shell is heavy
there's gaucomole on his hoodie already, mom's recipe
he's nervous, but on the surface he looks like a corpse ready
to drop spaghetti, but he never forghetti
what he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
he opens his mouth, but ravioli just tumble out
he's chokin', how, everybody's heimlich now
the clocks run out, times up, over meow!

I'm slim Jebby, the real slim jebby
Watch my spider sling webbing
From thread to thread, ready?
So if you're down with slim jebby
Stfu, stfu, please stfu
Cuz I'm slim jebby the real slim jebby
No coal burning pinheads
With strong dick, spaghetti
So if you're down with slim jebby
Stfu, stfu, please stfu

JUST

Low energy.

i can't believe no one's done the virgin/chad meme with jeb

youtube.com/watch?v=X8--vbk5S6E

Mamas guacamole

I miss the campaign.

my name is jeb and i like turtles
please clap

Clap clap clap

Damn, Melania is THICC

Can we outdo ourselves by trumping Trump's victory with another Jeb defeat by convincing him to run again?

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kick it!

I don't want to see Jeb suffer again

Why didn't you elect him? How could you do this to her sweet boy?

Jebby Jeb here fuck Drumpf he’s whack
MC Guac in the buildin can my niggers please clap
I really don’t care if you losers don’t feel me
Cuz when I was born my mama tried to kill me
Part of the Bush clan and we always keep it funky
Pretty much a retard but my daddy still love me
I’d kill for him, die for him, love him so much
Tongue kiss him publi,c tell the haters so what
Cuz thats how we do it up in the Bush clan
Played with toy turtles while my big brother planned
9/11 in advance, I never had a chance
To beat Trump when I whipped out the turtles from my pants
You jealous every night I be banging Columba?
Is she really a troll? Sometimes I do wonder
Now it’s time for me to run and get some guac in my tummy
Just remember my niggers vote Jeb! 2020

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die

youtube.com/watch?v=NCL_9lfvFuU

keepin' it bushy for you faggots

CIA in the house dropping a sic diss track
whats the lyrics faggots?

pasta nigga paulie a real OG mobsta

he aint no nice guy
hes a wise guy
blam blam
filthy rat !!

its ya boi HITLER
here to drop some diss tracks harder then canisters of zyklon B on yo arse !

Sup Forums approved version of Slim Shady's freestyle
youtube.com/watch?v=xdgjDRqiFRM

mossad makes a diss track what is it?

no it isnt, thats horrible theres a way better one than that i hope you feel stupid because you are and late at night you think about it and it keeps you awake and you kick your blankets in frustration

hope your island sinks m8

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>Bushlets thinking they can compete with based George.

fantastic

my name's jeb, I'm low energy white bread.

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Guys let's not piss him off too much what if he throws up mums spageddi ? Wad do then ?

Check it out. Laid it over a classic beat.

vocaroo.com/i/s1cBsfqx9Cay

actually chuckled from this one

Fuck forgot pic

My mom's spaghetti is the strongest spaghetti I know.
>Guaced and Voted

kek also +1 for biz markie beat nice.
You still sound like a faggot living in moms basement paying for his sushi, though.
Any chance you work at taco bell user?

Slim Jeb slim Jeb
Fucked your bitch in my cuck shed
Slimmjeb slim Jeb
Made her squirt guacamole im fucking retarded
Slim Jeb slim Jeb
No energy
Slim Jeb slim Jeb
Trump is the frenemy
Slim Jeb slim Jeb
Big brother and dick Cheney
Slim Jeb slim Jeb
Aww yeah nigga I'm Jeb

>crewrelated.pic

Thanks user. no taco bell unfortunately but I was trying to sound like as much of a fag as possible. really trying to channel jeb

Somehow I knew that was going to be the beat

>faggotry
>jeb
pick one

nice trips
jeb here about to 9/11 this shit
going to drop a stuck diss
Fuck trump he can suck my old grandpa dick
I'll be laughing while he flips
watch my flow go off with a flick of the wrist
I'm low energy white bread
and my wife is a goblin
I'm not George so instead of searching for weapons of mass destruction
I'll be producing and I'll be using
weapons of ass kicking instruction
I'm jeb not a pleb so don't underestimate
and insinuate hold that thought
while I reiterate
these words donald dump
fugly chump small handed cum dump
I'm master jebby jeb in the house tonight
grab melania and ivanka by the pussy all right
celebrity apprentice?
you're more like a fool
check yourself I'm jebby jeb you just got yourself schooled.

i pick jeb

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top kek. i can't write flows that good

Jeb here, count on me I'm back
while I'm casually throating orange limp-dicked fag
slow paced like the turtles indeed
still waiting for my dad to return with dat weed
people still wonder why I am right here
to stick it up that orange dotard' encrusted thicc rear

Holy shit, we could build a campaign around this. I think we JEB kin really have a chance now.

checked
you obviously made the right choice user

digits confirm jeb 2020

HEIL JEB!

shes such a dumb cunt

> shuts him the fuck down for making a joke about being her favorite

> mocks him for not interrupting more

not that it made any differnce but why sabotage your son lol

Great stuff user

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I want to see a Ted Cruz rap, but I don't have a good ear for lyric writing.
I want it to be speedy, intimidating, and based around the word "delegate" (it's relatively easy to rhyme)

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lol. Wtf is a "watch", grandma?

the same look he gave when Trump fucked him raw live on stage during the primaries.

>release the kraken!

I got a cow made of butter/spreadin it on toast/then i fuck your mother.

>mfw reacting to any kind of dotard

HAHA, Drumpf was killed within the first week. We've been living under a covert Jeb! presidency.
SLOW.
AND.
STEADY.

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Jebs a creepin'
as ya sleepin'
crawlin around yo house peepin
thinkin about gettin deep in
inside you 1 finger or 2 no lube
teeth full of pubes
different colours from different dudes
as he picks and chooses to choose
niggers spics gooks jews
white black red yellow or blue
dont matter he's keen to abuse
all kinda dudes, he 's got a short fuse
and an anus that is so loose, he could use it as a parachute, it creates a vacuum that sucks up an entire guac bowl you confused?
yeah well so are we, me and the DNC
both agree, we're displeased,
he's got the whole world at it's knees
and that's not just figuratively
he actually wants us to suck his peen
he's so fuckin keen, it's green and pulsating
as it gleems like a broken machine
now it's free flowing it's glowin and jebs moaning and groanin, somethin about boeing.
now bloods leakin, jebs done streakin'
"fuck me harder, fuck me like ya did ya father"
"me father? don't ya mean me pastor, yeah he was the one the tied me to the rafters.
And then he gave me his communion afterwards
Yeah I'm pretty sure he was the master, don't think I've been fucked harder.

He's got osteogenesis imperfecta,
be careful cause he will molest ya
they call him the guac inspector, the rectum stretcher, the human cum detector.
he'll infect ya, with HPV, hepetitis A,B and C. Shit don't forget the HIV, the herpes and scavies....even mother fuckin rabies.
Gonorrhea chlamydia syphilis symbiosis,
you can't fuck with this there's too many to list.
so now do you get the jist, do you understand how important this election is?
we gotta form an alliance, in defiance of this tyrant, I know your fightin, so lets kill him or die tryin, i ain't lyin this shit ain't flyin, I'm gunna defend my ass till I go to Zion

i got bored, i still think Jebs a closet faggot tho.

I look like the zodiac killer
mean lyric machine spitter
I'm gonna delegate
so you can get a taste
of the ted nuts supreme
I dont want illegals in my country
so vote for me in 2020

youtube.com/watch?v=-_Qq1VB6H3g
Dahnald
Release your fucking delegates
you said a killer is my relative
and if you get elected - well the best man wins
I've got more scalps in my basement than than crabs on the olson twins
Dahnald
what's your sign nigga? you messing with the zodiac
now hold steady while I grab my zodi axe
democrats? More like demo-cants
drain the swamp of the demon rats
Dahnald! looks like you're the nominee now
open up for my delegate beam now
take this energy to the white house
blow the clintons out
dio mio
mi pantalonays no beuno
What was that? I don't mexi-know
Hit you with that texas-flow

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I digress

2020, don't vote for that renegade
I'm going to make Trump hand me the delegates
So remember to vote Cruz in the ballot
Unless you're some kinda faggot.

>them raps

this

does anyone have any youtube links of the sword of chang shit? That might be the best Jeb! moment ever

Haven't keked this hard in a few months, 20/10

A man cornered me and began insinuating I had some delegates in my pockets. He then forced his hand into my pocket and pulled out a little plastic turtle.

This is real talent

I'm recording this. Will post vocaroo soon

Fuckin Brilliant

Damn good stuff for a wallaby banging Fosters chuffer.

i liked how this turned out

vocaroo.com/i/s1Sz4S0NroFx

bretty gud can you do this one

give me an instrumental and i can try.
the other one just went with the beat so well

im on it, stand by

i dont know anything about rap desu, wheres that vegemite nigga that wrote it? someone give this man some music.

what cunt, I ain't a singer I just write

>pic related
your a piece of shit thats what you are m8, fight me dog

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cmon den, fight me cunt. You won't do me m8 i'm sober

That's pretty good desu

im just gonna lie here on the ground u farkin maggot and all i gotta do is wait for ya too trip over me and you'll be too fucked to get back up, dogcarnt

nearly there

>delivery
vocaroo.com/i/s1INEmqdwxum

u call me black?
ooohh yarrh your one of dem racist white cunts arnt ya?
come a bit closer u thieving cunt and ill kick ya in the head !!

Im doing this one right now, user--you still here?

nicely done fellow burger
are you rapanon from last night? you sound similar.

alo yer i got ur number wite man ima calling you and letting you know im gonna debone you and feed you too me dogs

yeah I am
hmm