Alright Sup Forums
Believe it or not, I’m an ICE investigator. We need help tracking down information on a target.
I’m low man on the totem pole here, so tracking down this guy would also help me get a huge bonus right before Christmas, just in time to buy my white kids some nice presents.
Help a young agent out, and help two kids have a beautiful white Christmas.
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teenvogue.com
twitter.com
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
tfw 3 letter agencies come to Sup Forums for help.
"unafraid" so solicit him for gay sex seems pretty easy
fuck off
NYPA
Prove it
bump
this post seems like a trap. if its true and you all can't do your job properly and need to depend on a Cameroonian basket weaving forum to catch illegals then idk even know what to think
A friendly LARP?
still a faggot
fake and gay
fuck you faggot
I hope none of our fag anons here go on grindr. make a fake profile. use a location spoofing app to set their location to Stockton, California find him on there with his location and report him to ice. that would be very bad.dont do that im serious guys
What do you have besides Twitter?
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ok I'll help..
who's the target?
A watch, WHOA.
How about some proofs and I'll help you
This is fucking stupid. Don't insult my intelligence you piece of shit.
What do you want then
...
>gee how do i prove I work for ICE guise
Fucking kill yourself you daft cunt.
>ICE agent
>wrists smaller than my dick
Pick one
Gullible
Post the severed head of an illegal.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL g shock your budget status is looking low
this guy is an illegal!
how about we track down this faggot larper instead? central time. black. probably Chicago?
a badge you fucking autist
Chk.
Shills are no longer sleepy...
They've workshopped new divert strategies...
All the ***user*** posts.... And Sup Forums falls for it every thread
after the guy in OP gets deported you have to go back (to Africa) too
How about uniform. A badge. Use your brain
Now _that _ would. Be. Fun.
Surprised this hasn't been said yet:
>inhales
Not your personal army.
>Work for a government agency
>Don't have government ID
Yeah let's do that. This shitty LARP really pisses me off.
Op is an antifa shill trying to weaponize pol to find people to racially attack in the name of the right wing. theyll say pol organized it and are racist.
hello new friend
see
Illegal immigrant isn't a race.
teenvogue.com
He made an article for teen vogue
He's black? Looks more mestizo to me.
Shit watch tbqh.
Why can't he be both?
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I think sometimes boredom.
I can enjoy a good larp when I'm bored,
Aye
His name is Juan Mireles
Didn't even try that hard...
>I’m an ice investigator
neat
ok whaddya need
>facepalm
what does it say Sup Forums? don't use my shitty phone version, use the original from his post.
fancy
That is the worst shop ever. And I've shopped a lot of things in my lifetime.
fuck off juan
0KAY HES LEGIT
Nice.
Must remember to buy one next time I'm in the $2 shop.
I know Juan Martinez. He lives in the Bay Area. Why are you tracking him down? He’s a good guy
>he dindu nuffin
I know youre stupid but try to keep up. They will be racist towards these targets and spam nigger all over their facebooks and shit and then spin it into a race bait war. then theyll say a bunch of trump supporters started it.
hahaha
Pizza and lots of children.
I hope thats a tan
Now that we FORSURE KNOW youre real, we can deal. What else ya got on him, buddy?
bumping for justice
i think you're right
Ok man I'm in, waddaya need?
The ambiguity of Sup Forums
>your are a gold-plated idiot
>Grade A shitpost.
/thread
OBVIOUS PHOTOSHOP. FUCK OFF, DUMB ASS.
REMINDER: DO NOT ENGAGE SHIT POSTERS. SAGE, REPORT AND IGNORE THESE RETARDS.
I think there's a tool for this. I can't remember what it's called.
Why is airplane mode on you fag
take a second look at his flag, 'stupid.' You clearly know nothing about the ascended masters and the art of the bantz. that was quality, but you wouldn't know it if it hit your dialator and knocked it off the nightstand.
Its Juan Mireles faggot. You cant save your butt buddy.
That would be literally everyone on this website, retard.
I've analyzed the pixels and this is legit
>queer,
>undocumented
>stockton, ca
>commifornia
>unafraid...
>UNAFRAID
well, maybe you should be. that is a fucking terrible set of circumstances that no one would ever want. Too bad you can't choose to change any of them ...yeah none of those terrible things can be changed by you and your will and determination. Nope, you are a victim. The only thing that can solve your problem is attention on social media.
pic unrelated
you got to be kidding us, you nigger faggot.
I found him
he lives in Stockton California.
thank me later
it's been publicly admitted the Sup Forums does their work better than they do. At least it was said for Bike Lock arrest. And that one time Sup Forums accurately called a drone strike against an isis base.
high contrast of the two images. still cant really make it out.
And.
This isn't one of those two times.
/spoiler/
Op is the owner of the undocumented Twitter, and wants so see if we can dox him. Literally the same skin color...
Welp, I'm divided, what do?
Based Pajeet
Not even fully blended, line doesn't connect with border. Horrible shoop.
Mirror it pls
Post gore and boobs?
>tfw fed cannot even afford metal badges anymore
>Welp, I'm divided, what do?
Look in catalog
See what's being slid.
pls tell me this is a joke
>first, shop is super obvious, try using shadow next time faggot
>An "officer" would not have the authority to conduct a special investigation, you would be reprimanded swiftly but that doesn't matter because
>ICE is under the authority of DHS, you would have to produce a Homeland Security Investigations Special Agent Badge
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Your photoshop is shit, somebody track this idiot and burn his house.
Impersonating an officer
I'm around Stockton, how exactly beyond fusion center DB and his Twitter app do you need to track him down? You literally have access to god view on SM/Cells. I know, I've been in the Long Beach fusion center multiple times.
Gay Larp.
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