Quarterly reminder that your posts here are used to build up your online profile in the NSA databases. Your posts here are in a way more important to them because it shows what you say without the scrutiny of your peers unlike on the normal side of the internet.
What do you suppose your NSA profile looks like? What makes you noteworthy?
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Idk but they'd definitely realize my love for America and my weaponized autism and they should definitely hire me once the bad people get purged.
'the fuck outta here faggot
NSA is no match for weaponized autism
they do not even have waifus
id like to see it, would be interesting to see a what they think of my decade of trolling
Since I posted in a rick and morty thread once they probably know about my high iq.
2. 2 scoops.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM THREAT LEVEL OMEGA
sunset 702
Probably looks like me saying nigger a lot then posting this
>What do you suppose your NSA profile looks like? What makes you noteworthy?
Fuck off FAT LESBIAN
> you need to go back
>not schizo posting
Btwn Apple, Google, Facebook, and the NSA, how in the fuck are we supposed to even care anymore?
There is nothing left to worry about anymore.
> Omega male
> Threat level
I resisted the psyops here so I'm good.
They'll know I strongly suggest the mass murder of communists
aaaand?who gives a fuck , whole burger nation is spy'ed on and records hold ,thats more scary.
They'd place me under incredibly autistic.
You embarrass yourself just by existing.
Yeah, well, they can suck my 72 year old man with one leg on an oxygen respirator cock.
lots of nigger posting. Can't put that back in the tube
Textual analysis is even more accurate than biometrics.
theyd be confused because Im a homosexual mexican who knows about (((them)))
Implying Sup Forums doesn't randomly post bullshit to fuck their algorithms, all in all though, they must know how I sincerely dispise ((their)) ways.
kek
What I find most hilarious is when you go on Sup Forums these days and there's obvious datamining threads like "Have you ever had sex with a child?!?!?!" and obvious feds will reply to idiots like "Cool! Tell me more about molesting your sister!" and these idiots will just go on and on greentexting their crimes.
I mean, to be honest, if the average Sup Forums user is that dumb and criminal, let the NSA get them. Like how can you not tell that Sup Forums is a huge Honeypot? they don't even try to hide it anymore.
WE GOT THE BEST GERIATRICS DONT WE FOLKS?!?!?1
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Yes because we can use descriptive language.
We do their homework too.
State leeches.
All the "everyone has secrets" threads.
Half the threads are like creative writing assignments and these morons reply. "Have you ever raped someone?!?!?! When and how?!?!" and they'll reply
it was all satire btw
Yep, exactly.
Jokes on them, nothing I say is serious at all.
Good
Then they know about me
Im their biggest fan
NSA, CIA, FBI: True American Heros
Fuck drumpf, fuck crackers too.
Sup Forums is satire
It's not what you say, it's how you say it.
This
Literally this, deshita
it'll say I'm anti semitic and anti immigrant
Lol I've known this for years though, which is why I've intentionally been posting shit I don't believe so as to fuck with their analysis systems.
A lot of other people also do this and honestly everyone should do it. Otherwise state.gov can run everyone's profile through supercomputer and have it spit out certain propositions and events that state just needs to propagate to manipulate the entire population into doing what it wants.
e.g NSA asks supercomputer:
>How do we convince all these people to race mix?
>Computer answers "Have this celebrity say this and do that".
Bam everyone's race mixing in new unstoppable trend.
Post shit you don't believe or this will be our future. Randomly convert religions. Pretend to watch random shows. Make ridiculous statements.
>the nsa watches you
wow welcome to 20 years ago you fucking fagola
did you guys notice that commie flag? its probably some derange antifa fuck who wants you to stop speaking your mind and self censor yourself instead, i wonder why he would want to achieve that... really makes the noggin boggle
The porn. so much porn.
Sir we got your background check back
What did you mean when you said
>FUCKING KIKES REEEEEEEE
>GAS THE BIKES
>RACE WAR NOW
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>government agents take anything here seriously
No wonder the government never gets anything done.
Lel suck me dry cunts
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I hope that the person reading my posts enjoys my sense of humor, or maybe thinks that I occasionally say something insightful. It would be like having a friend. I just hope they're not black.
Totally this
>not doing this just to fuck with other posters
>not doing an entire athiest thread followed by christposting
>not hopping on memeflags to cringepost
Get gud
My question would be if the NSA is archiving fucking everything, how the fuck do they sift through it all to find anything important?
I mean really picture it, just how much shitposting is done on the internet in a single hour. Do you think any supercomputer could figure out which are jokes, which are perhaps gamers screaming at each other in rage, etc? And of course which posts on Sup Forums aren't just retards.
It's super inefficient, specific wiretaps are probably far more useful, for one thing getting the warrant for it means they already suspect their target is doing something. Whereas here, half the people are probably masturbating to toast.
Also, implying I wasn't prepared for this
It's all archived and the analysis is automated. No actual agents are involved until they have a reason to look at someone. Otherwise, it's just trends.
They've got pictures of my guns, and know what my political beliefs are. And you know what, I don't really care.
If you see an NSA nigger...
LOVINGLY LICK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE BEAUTIFUL FOLDS OF HIS POWERFUL MASCULINE ANUS AND THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE.
CIA niggers tongue my anus.
Fuck you NSA. I'm a human bean. Stop spying on me. If you want to keep the country safe, help restore the American family. Dysfunctional childhoods, fatherless households and a welfare system with perverse incentives are why people are so out of touch, lacking empathy and prone to random violence. The right answers are also the hardest.
>What do you suppose your NSA profile looks like?
I guarantee they have no idea what to think about me.
>What makes you noteworthy?
I am one of the few liberals who have stayed on this site despite its shift toward the right over the last 5 years.
Honestly, I doubt the NSA gives half a fuck about what people on here say unless they are spelling out a terror plot.
But in the case that they are, I am not really worried about it.
My entire village all share the same wireless router, who are you going to prove i posted this, and not some one else?
This. made my day
Was that some kind of analingus coincidence?
L2engineering notation you colossal faggit.
>no actual government agents are involved
>government agents create a useless system to spy on a peruvian bird watching forum
man children have the tightest pussy holes though. way tighter than my moms. my and my sister have been eating my mom out for years. she taught us how to do it at a very young age. its not a sexual thing for us, or even for her. she just does it to relax and stay cool.
we know it makes her feel good though. sometimes we really get together and pleasure her very hard. it turns into something really strange sometimes, but still not really sexual for us. if you can possibly understand
Take your meds
Anusmind
yes they do, have you seen their CMS dump? they're more autistic than r9k
Assisted the most infamous larper on Sup Forums with a certain shill-related gif.
>An entire village of Australians shitposting from 1 router.
what the fuck is this shit
NSA niggers I got two word for you,
SUCK IT
>What makes you noteworthy?
The pictures of my 3rd testicle.
DRUMPF
Who cares. We turned big brother against them.
i olny care for erotic gmaes
SUCK IT NSA NIGGERS
>get with the memes grandpa
it only comes up when you decide to run for office.
"This individual is a threat to our operations not only on an international level, but on intergalactic and interdimensional levels as well. This individual must be monitored at all times whether that be from a physical standpoint or multidimensional one. We have alerted our partnered ETI of this individual where they now currently monitor at all times from a higher perspective. But be aware, the individual has direct access to unlimited knowledge, protection, and base-dimensional manipulation via unexplained entities at any given time. Do not get in this individual's cross hairs. Monitor until the time is right to strike."
If you aren't on some sort of list at this point for wrong think, you're one of them.
Well, thankfully I'm a good American with completely banal views who would never do anything illegal or immoral.
I do, however, know people who are doing illegal and immoral things.
Immunity.
Basically I want immunity.
And a yacht.
A whole lot of stupidity with an excessive use of the N word.
i'm probably filed under "antisemitic" because of all those "fuck the jews" comments, and under "conspiracy nut" for the "muh boston hoax" things.
I'm fine with it
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
KILL ALL NIGGERS
DEATH TO ISLAM
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
JIDF PLS GO
Im just another asshole who masturbates to Hentai and laughs at world events. So nothing special.
I think that they only record all the incoming information and will hold onto it until there is an AI or a supercomputer with sufficient processing power to effectively process all the information.
They surely have keyword alarms, but that's simple shit for now.
Then you get on the "not on a list" list.
S U C K I T
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shhhhhh
God forbid my peers hear about me wanting to suck cock on a regular basis. They don't hear that stuff, but they know I'm gay.
u wan sexx bibe?
take that CIA
Hope they like the bestiality porn.
Yeah, the "what are they hiding" list
>implying I don't shit post here for fun
They are going to be really confused about my pro jewish nazi communist free market libertarian views.
Drumpf it's over, we're removing you from power
You're the worst president since Dwight D. Eisenhower
Now run along before you miss your golden shower
idk but it's breddy gud
>2011
hmmm
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