Defend this

Texas isn't a corrupt shithole that was openly embezzling federal funds for the past decade

True but he didn't say the same thing about texas

No they don't. No federal taxes. The poverty rate is the highest in any U.S owned land or state. 64 percent of working age men are unemployed. Its a welfare island

If Puerto Rico gains independence, who will give it their gibs?

subhuman spics

Puerto Rico literally voted to not become a US state. They just want to the benefits of being part of the US with none of the down sides. Fuck 'em.

They already are home.

They could join the EU.

there shall be order

They are a tax haven and a place where international money is laundered.