Every time you masturbate, unless you eat it like a deranged fuck, or you keep it in a bottle, or maybe you have a corner next to your bed, you are likely to THROW your precious seed in the fucking trash.
Pornography not only makes men cucks, if you throw your cum away you are subconsciously affirming to yourself that your cum is WORTHLESS and belongs with other worthless shit.
Cum belongs in women, for procreation only.
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When I masturbate, right before I make big cummies, I waddle to the kitchen garbage from my living room cough, pants around my ankles, and shoot into the trash
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tfw no fap no waifu.
*cums all over your vace*
Oopsie
user the very essence of lust is what should drive your motivation to claim your waifu!
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>Not ejaculating into your sisters panties right where they touch the pussy at the front
It basically doesn't even shoot out anymore.
Just 2 or 3 sad little dribbles.
He has gone to Malmo in sweden and done it again
>Found the angry virgin who eats his own cum
Why?
eevery speerm is saacreed, op into monty python ?
Hans, get the luger
If I have not fired it for a 10 hours or so its really sticky and thick. Is this normal ?
>why
It's not hard to figure out why.
How can he keep getting away with it
What happens to cummies if you don't use it? Does it die and you poo it out? Is my cummies also shit? Should i save my shit cummies in jars now?
What if I mix my jizz with some fanta and knock it back? Can I continue masturbating?
Dehydrated?
>unless you eat it like a deranged fuck
So I'm properly recycling it when I consume it orally after ejaculation? I didn't think it worked fully that way, but I've done it for years for ease of access/quick clean-up.
Wouldn't that technically be self-cannibalism?
Eat lots of fruit & vegetables to keep your spunk nice and thick
Normal, but you should drink more.
What about wiping it on the wall and leaving it there?
>tfw just ingested my cummies
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You should also drink tons of juices. The flavours of the drinks changes the taste of your sperm
Wall candy!
tfw Sup Forums makes you realize that women are the greatest mass murderers in human history
>self-cannibalism?
Spunk isn't human flesh, man.
That'd be like saying sweat or urine is cannibalism.
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god bless
What the fuck am I supposed to do if I can't afford whores regularly, just go my entire youth without jacking off?
I do big cums in OPs mom all the time.
>Cum belongs in women, for procreation only.
Correct. Not even larping.
Yes, I'm not even joking. Since I've changed my diet to include more fruits and vegetables my semen's like sweet nectar I tell you
sorta related
the more you cum on a toilet paper and drain it away, the more it will go all the way to the seas and the fishes there will become more and more powerful with the seeds of humanity, one day they will evolve, overtake and cuck us all
I'm the curator of many a jar of semen, mostly my own semen. I have a few little jars filled with my dog's cum too
p0p.lol.
Anything is possible in this time-line, this wouldn't surprise me at all
u need to pickle vegetables in your cum.
;^)
What should I pickle first? I was thinking maybe starting off with a few onions, hopefully the pungency of the onions will mask the fermented semen taste a little
very nice lad
>jerk off
>semen goes to waste
>don't jerk off
>semen goes to waste
I catch it in a bottle and donate it for ivf and shit
Either way the sperm dies
>be sperm
>die in a guy's ballsack
>be other sperm
>die after a good fap
>be sperm
>die in a smelly cum encrusted sock
>surrounded by all your fallen comrades
>be sperm
>seize the means of reproduction
I just blow my load into potted plants that's not as bad right?
I eat my cum like a deranged fuck
What do i win?
This!
When i first discovered it I used to jerk it in bed before sleeping, realised fairly quickly easiest thing for the sake of laziness (didn't want to get up to get rid of semen) was to nut in my hand and eat it.
More or less every night for 7 or so years until I moved out. Retained every drop of my essence, who's laughing now?
You deserve to die.
Cum and get me, user.
Adam Webster?
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WHO THE FUCK EATS THEIR CUM SHAME ON YOU!!!!
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Recycling, I like it
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Rick
>what is spermatogenesis
You're literally making new sperm everyday, sometimes even high quality OP.
Harvey was right go on a plant, it's fertilizer!
Unless you are Gwyneth Paltrow go for the eyes!
I thought this was normal practice. Tastes good desu
you should die
Kill yourself
what the fuck
What a babe
jesus christ pajeet
settle the fuck down
sweat cant turn into a living being..
can it? i suppose you could clone. i dont know
Every time you shit, unless you eat it like a deranged fuck, or you keep it in a bottle, or maybe you have a corner next to your bed, you are likely to FLUSH your precious shit down the fucking toilet.
Bathrooms not only make men pussies, if you flush your poo away you are subconsciously affirming to yourself that your poo is WORTHLESS and belongs with other worthless shit.
Shit belongs in assholes, for sharting only.
you'll turn into a tranny with an infected taint piercing
this is some fucking brilliant shit here, m8
Dude what the fuck
This can be a new pasta
When I'm about to cum, I press on my urethra below my balls.
Everything stays in.
What now?
Learn to edge, faggot. Also do "kegel" exercises. Basically, your ejaculatory muscles have atrophied. If you do this, soon you will be shooting >10ft, no lie.
I do this also. How common is this? I wonder if it has a name?
Same thing here. No mess, no fuss. If it doesn't have a name, it needs one.
Nigger what?!?
Every time you piss, unless you drink it like Bear Grylls, or you keep it in a pissbottle, or maybe you have a corner under your battle station, you are likely to FLUSH your precious pee down the fucking toilet.
Bathrooms not only make men normies, but if you flush your pee away you are subconsciously affirming to yourself that your pee is WORTHLESS and can't produce nitrogen rich fertilizer.
Pee belongs inside bottles, the way of the road only.
Can't make cummies.
give cummies pls
It also belongs in my mouth and my ass to make ne feel better
WTF
where does it go??
lol who said that ((()))
Into the oven you go
Lads is it bad I regularly smack one out over my ex? Am I doing myself psychological damage?
It's certainly not psychologically healthy.
Try move on, there's plenty minge about
I cum in a bottle of water and then drink it.