Would Asuka be a satisfying lay?

Would Asuka be a satisfying lay?

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My dick is in Asuka's womb.

Depends what hole you use.
If you face fuck her she will at least stop bitching.
And if she sits on your face, you don't have to listen to her either.

>was never sexually interested in Asuka 10 years ago
>now just want to fuck her nonstop
What happened?

Maybe if you put a bag over it's head

>Sex Asuka
>she looks conflicted through it
>in the middle of missionary she opens her eyes, smiles and calls you dad
>as soon as she realizes what she said she has a horrified expression on her face, hides her eyes and starts sobbing

Is probably how it'd go.

You finally hit puberty.

it won´t be satisfying for her tho

At 27?

>Fucking an emotionally damaged teenager

You're fucking sick.
I agree she has an ass that just won't quit but you are sick.

>Yeah, call me daddy you slut

Is that important?

That's probably the most natural looking cosplay I've ever seen.

The years of being exposed to the manska meme made you perceive her as a man. That explains your newly found sexual attraction perfectly.

It's also the best Asuka cosplay desu.

I don't even care much about fucking her, I just want to be her seat and constantly have her ass in my face.
If she keeps calling me names and makes fun of me for licking her ass, even better, I would literally lick her spit of the ground if it would mean that she started using me as her seat.

Why is there a skeleton behind her?

no, if I´m satisfied i dont care

That's a dude from Russia.

Not s dude but she's from Russia.

Why does Russia have so many feminine boys?

Did traps fight WW2?

>implying Sup Forums, the gayest sfw board on Sup Forums, gives a fuck

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Yes.
Assuka dom is the best.

Ask Moot

Who?

It's simply solidifying the argument that Asuka is a man.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

Literally who

It's ok, no a must when the crazy is hot.

Fuck that, she's a virgin who would lie there awkwardly, not having the slightest clue what to do in bed, and would then berate YOU for being a shit lay

So she would be just like an average user?

Just take her doggystyle and throw her around a bit.

>nerv now accepts visitors
>go to hotel nerv
>wake up in the morning
>see this
what do?

Just grab her from behind, and fuck her against the wall.

Nice pic. Need sauce.

I love these. Misato in a plug suit is the best tho.

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Ask where the toilet is.

considering the satisfaction comes from fucking the bitchiness out of her, yes, no matter how awful she is

How did Shinji resist plowing her 24/7?

She's 14 years old, you sick fuck.

It must be because of his lack of balls.

>tfw barely any Rei-lewds
Where did all the Reifags go?

>She's 14 years old, you sick fuck.
And I was fourteen years old when I first fell in love with her, your point?

>Asuka will never nonchalantly sit on your face and smother your nose with her sweaty butthole, forcing you to sniff the intoxicating scent while she busies herself with other
I want to die.

He's gay

>tfw no 2.5D gf

Too busy getting fucked by Kaworu

>Not keeping her bitchy
What the fuck user.
Asuka being a bitch is the best part

>Moot
Dunno who that is but sounds pretty gay

I'd prefer if she would make fun of me in german while doing what you described.

Asuka doesn't have daddy issues, she has mommy issues.

I want Asuka to berate me in German for getting off on her tight teenage ass.

I know what you mean. Asuka speaking german is perfect for me, since I always felt like german sounds lewd and dominant.

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Let her out because that posture looks painful.

Teach her about proper ergonomics for the next time she wants to be raped.

But Asuka, I'd do anything to eat your ass.

Same, fampa

Fuck.
I'd train my tongue to be stronger and more flexible, and even stretch it, just so I can get it deeper up her asshole.

You are just saying that because you are scared of me beating you up.

Im awake! Im awake!

>Fuck all of you! Rei would be a way better lay!

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She'd probably be a huge prude and boring as hell in the sack. She probably gives awful head and won't even do anal.

I'm not gay, so no

>boring as hell in the sack
This is the most normalfag argument you could possibly make.

I want her to insult me and look at me in a disapproving fashion.

You can beat me up, I'll still eat your ass.

Source?

Whats with all the ass worship for asuka? I mean I'd also eat her ass, sure, but isn't this a bit too much?

ASSuka brings out the ass fetishists

Asuka's ass is a gift from the heavens, we should appreciate it by worshiping it every day.

Soryu would be dead fish
Shikinami would be ok

Yes!
But only for me!
She's my wife!

I want to shove my nose right in there and take a deep breath in.

Soryu is love.
Soryu is life.

I want to sneak up on her and push my face in her butt, lifting her off the ground.

More satisfying than that other toilet, but thats not saying much.

I want her to sit on my face

>this thread
>at work
Fuck me.

I want Asuka to smother me with her butt while simultaneously shit-talking me. Calling me things like a dog, a mutt! A disgusting, pathetic waste of a human, not fit to breathe the same air as her!

Heaven.

>Not just browsing on your phone

Kill yourself familia

After enduring a boner throughout the day I let that frustation help me get through pain at the gym

Why not just strap your face to her butt? You certainly wouldn't be breathing the same air as her.

Because it's not the same if she's not forcing my face in between her gates to heaven.

But if you are at the point of your face being strapped to her ass, it would mean that its completely natural for her to assume that this is normal and you could casually lick her asshole, while she does whatever she wants to do, without even recognizing your existence. Your face in her butt and your tongue in her asshole would be the most casual thing to her and you'd be just like a pair of panties to her, basically worth nothing.

I actually prefer the noticeable disgust and reprehensible looks over the ignoring bits, if I'm being completely honest with you. I'd much rather prefer her glancing down at me every so often, narrowing her eyes and having the corners of her mouth turn up in a small sneer, topped with a scoff, over her ignoring my existence and going on about her day.

asuka or rei?

Misato.

Rei all day.
Asuka at night.

Miss Langley, duh.

Fair enough, I still prefer doing it casually, but everyone has their own way to worship Asukas ass.

Teh rei would be a dead fish and if you like fucking pillows she's your gril

Asuka would get pissed off she hasn't cum yet and would ride reverse cowgirl while sticking her finger up your butt

Asuka all day, every day, and twice on Sunday

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Good lord that's hot

What matters is we're still worshiping that ass.

>and would ride reverse cowgirl while sticking her finger up your butt
Christ I wish I knew such a pleasure.

How do I get a gf like that? Seriously.

Rei is a toilet for nu-males

pic related

Same reason she didn't try to jump his bones: severe emotional issues on both sides. He didn't have the confidence to try and she was terrified of rejection.

They're probably just less pronounced, given her minor Electra complex.