Hard mode: post two stories of which only one is allowed to be Keit-Ai

Hard mode: post two stories of which only one is allowed to be Keit-Ai

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>Hard mode: post two stories of which only one is allowed to be Keit-Ai

wut

>wut
wat

let me help you, it mean
>dont fuckin post Keit-Ai you bunch of retards, your joke is not funny anymore

Alright hear me out, what if we make a RomCom where first girl doesn't win and Best girl wins

A BOY

But there are RomComs who actually did this

been lately thinking about how a second season for cowboy bebop could look like
>Setting leaps forward in time 10 years
>Humans have expanded to Alpha Centauri
>Faye and Jet are still working as semi successful bounty hunters on these hard to control new worlds
>this continues on for a while with no real introduction of the new story line
>until they meet spike
>some episodes focusing on how spike survived the fight, led the cartel and then bailed again
>they meet ed again
i'm not sure what it could ultimately lead to.
going against the cartels?
the whole cast dying?
settling down?
also, don't think it would work out with spike remaining dead. it would be considerably less interesting and would end with people wondering whether it would have been more interesting with spike alive
also, they should get a new ship

A boy falls down the stairs, becomes retarded from the concussion and now spends his days shitposting the same shitty memes on an anonymous malaysian sand painting board

Unable to confess

keeping spike alive would undermine everything that the first season succeeded at, and take away any dramatic tension or stakes

>Hard mode: post two stories of which only one is allowed to be Keit-Ai

i absolutely agree
i've been thinking about how to reintroduce spike without shitting all over the original series

Coco was first girl and she's also worst girl. Try again.

>Deliquent that is very smart skips on school often.
>He has a bad attitude and shit
>One day while skipping school he stumbles onto a crime happening in an alleyway
>Struggles with the criminal but eventually the criminal escapes and the police finds the MC with a knife on the crime scene
>He is taken to the police station
>While waiting cuffed he notices the police bringing in a criminal and he figures out some shit by analyzing his clothing and stuff.
>Eventually the head detective interrogates him and the MC tries to convince them he is innocent
>He tells them he can help them with the other case if they let him go and tells them what he analyzed from the suspect
>They use the info to solve the crime and make a deal with the MC, he has to help them solve 100 crimes for him to go free
>It's episodic and shit and he slowly finds hints of the murdered who framed him while he works.
>Eventually it turns to shonen and shit like everything does.

Oh and if that's not interesting enough the Head Detective is a little girl.

Guy has a rivalry going with childhood friend, as they grow up their friendship falls apart. Years later they both work at a law firm and they DUKE IT OUT BATTLE SHONEN STYLE except in court cases rather than actual fights.

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Excel Saga but everything is super serious unironically.

...

A loser NEET from the Nineties gets visited by a girl who calls him Daddy. He thought she was a prostitute, but it turns out she's his daughter from the future who's there to help him get together with her mother so that she'd be born.

She's actually her own mother. She fucks the NEET and gives birth to herself, and in order for her to get born, she needs to send herself, her daughter, back in time to fuck her husband and father.

i remember a doujin like that

Would watch.

>apathetic and herbivorous male protag takes his seat second from the back next to the window
>Suddenly there is a threat to japan, and subsequently the world.
>despite having organizations, agencies, and departments of trained professionals, Japan places the fate of the world in the hands of the protagonist by granting him the use of The MacGuffin, something that he's never been trained on or instructed to use.
>Helping him are a number of increasingly cuter and interesting girls, all of whom want to have sex with the protag immediately, giving rise to a preposterous love polygon that overwhelms the original story with its "trip and land on girl while simultaneously cupping a boob" and "cooking in the kitchen spraying semen-like liquids all over the girls" antics.
>the plot builds as The MacGuffin has a darker secret: It's actually a cellphone the girl he likes' cellphone number in it.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>the show ends with a climactic clash that accomplishes nothing, leaves the way open for a sequel, and introduces heretofore unknown characters.

>vampire girl marries an otaku

>Okarin refuses to undo Faris' D-Mail
>Instead he sends the D-Mail that moves him to -.275349
>The evening following the tournament they get a call from Faris' mother, telling them that Yukitaka died in an accident
>Okarin grows uneasy and tells Faris to contact Mayuri
>The police picks up informing them that Mayuri died
>Okarin spends the night pondering his options
>He decides to reform the Future Gadget Lab and begins convincing Faris
>First he sets out to Yanabashi shrine to reacquire the IBN 5100
>Using Faris, he recruits Daru, gets him to hack into SERN, delete the D-Mails that arrived on Yukitaka's phone and modify their database, so that any future record of D-Mails is automatically deleted
>He rebuilds the PhoneWave and lures Kurisu back to Tokyo where he demonstrates the PhoneWave to her
>Kurisu is intrigued and hesitantly joins the Lab
>Due to the existance of the Divergence Meter, Okarin talks to Yuugo and finds out that Suzuha exists and traveled to 1975 to get the IBN into Yukitaka's hands
>Kurisu manages to improve the Time Leap Machine to allow jumps of multiple years
>After finishing FG204, Okarin instructs Daru to tell his daughter on her 18th birthday to travel back to the 14th August 2010 and meet him there, Okarin proceeds to jump back to that date
>He meets up with Suzuha and instructs her to first steal Yukitaka's phone and then continue to 1975 and acquire the IBN
>This undoes Faris initial D-Mail and returns Okarin to 0.456914
OVA or Fan Disc i guess

>Keit-Ai
Mods are triggered by cellphones, user.

>girl who calls him Daddy. He thought she was a prostitute

Comedy gold

interresting enough
would watch

That already exists: fictionpress.com/s/3185673/1/Pandora-s-Paradox

>Nice trips, fag.

Real Steal: Forded One Mirrion Times.

Kyomanis Kenton used to be a master rogue but lost his chance to become king of thieves when rogue robots stole his jebs. Now working as a small-time apple salesman, Kyomanis pieces together scrap metal into low-end panty pickpocket bots, barely earning enough to make it from one otaku ghetto to the next. After hitting rock bottom, Kyomanis reluctantly teams with his estranged musume, Goyoyo, to build and train a uber-rogue robot for a last shot at redemption.

Tiny robots pilot lolis and battle over some nonsense

It kinda exists, and it's a short called I Can Friday by Day.

cute girls doing cute things

New Keit-Ai.

this is pretty great

>A bunch of 20 people are gathered.
>Each are given a shard of the true god as he/she needs a replacement.
>Operates with 20 rounds of fighting.
>All vs All, winner is granted death.
>Each round typically last for centuries.
>Last round is a rock paper scissors contest and the winner who scores the majority of the one hundred billion wins gets to die.

In the sequel the next group of 20 try to defy the new true god and get freedom.

Everyone has a gun with one bullet, what they do with that bullet is up to them

The idea is pretty good, you'd need one hell of a director/studio to pull it off though.

>assassinate those in power
>hoard the guns
>destroy the guns
GG ez

but can dead people remember that they died?

An anime about architecture.

According to the post yeah.

>Zombie apocalypse
>MC is a mix between Akagi and Nishi
>dead classmates
>try to survive alone
>part of a small group
>MC lets the whole group die for his own survival and because he doesn't give a fuck
>part of another group
>leader is charismatic girl not much older than him
>shit happens

...

MC was is master architect the best in the business. He is so good that the gods themselves come up to him and want him to create a heavenly realm for them to live in. As an advanced payment they present him a ring that can influence the minds of others.

no political intrigue or corruption for the architecture obsessed MC as he tries to make the best kingdom worthy of the gods.

I'm curious, why would reviving Spike shit on the original series? Is it because the series often talks about moving on?

MCs name in Yonni. He just graduated college and moved to a new town to start his job as a Salary man. He got good grades and landed a good job in a beautiful new city but he is still. One night he is drowning his emotions in booze when a man with messy hair in a leather jacket taps him on the shoulder. He is surprised to see that it is his best childhood friend Paki who moved away when they were 16. They were completely different growing up. Yonni was a shy, nerdy virgin while Paki was a big ladies man who was barley passing his classes.

They get out of the bar and go for walk back to Paki's place. They spend the tight talking and catching up. Paki tells him that he's gay and that having meaning sex with loads of girls as a teen was his way of suppressing those feelings. Yonni is very accepting and tells him he's glad he told him.

After a few meet ups Yonni starts to think about how he have never had a gf or done anything more than kiss a girl. He thinks it over and decides that telling Paki he's also gay may be his only chance at ever having a romantic relationship.

The next time they meet up he tells Paki that he's gay and that always kinda had romantic feelings for him but would never tell him because he didn't want to freak him out. Paki confesses he felt the same way. They have sex that night and Yonni looses his virginity. They begin a relationship. Yonni feels guilty for lying to his best friend but is happy at the same time. Eventually Yonni starts getting friendly with a 10/10 female coworker Shishi. She confesses likes him and they fuck in a storage closest. He tries to juggle both relationship for a while but the more time he spends with Shishi the more wrong being with Paki feels. He eventually breaks things off with Paki by telling him he doesn't want to ruin their friendship.

Eventually Paki sees Yonni with Sishi. It leads to a huge shit storm with Paki and Sishi finding out what Yonni did. In the end Yonni ends up all alone again.

>a lone knight but with a mace
>everyone is oblivious what the fuck a mace is
>enemies get mushed to death, confused what this weapon is
>girl is interested because MUH MUSCLE KNIGHT
>knight mushes the girl, thinks she is an assassin
>he keeps doing that to every girl that swoons to him, finding excuses like the knife on the table everytime

Spike wants to die with his waifu.

>MC sent on a quest to kill the demon king
>Kills demon king
>Gain immortality after killing said demon king
>Spends life in a quiet village married to childhood friend
>Many years pass, friends and family dying due to old age
>MC still looking the same as he was when he killed the demon king
>Outlives his grandchildren and their offspring
>Slowly driven into madness
>MC searches for a way to kill himself
>Fast forward many years
>Mentally broken MC is now living in modern nipland
>MC has an office job and is surrounded by Christmas cakes
>Learns that he must marry one of the office Christmas cakes coworkers and make love to them in order to kill himself and be free of immortality
>All the Christmas cake are rug munching dykes and fem nazi's

In Poodaloo, in the ancient India, the young Hindi Thumbila is a woman ahead of time. When her mother tries to force her to marry a manure dealer, she wishes to go to the future and vanishes. In the future days, in Okinawa, Jojo Whitu is an idealistic young artist that builds a fuckadoll. However, he is inefficient and can not keep his jobs and his ambitious girlfriend Rokkon Shoujo leaves him. But Jojo sees his fuckadoll in the window of the WackoJacko and Company Department Store. On the next morning, he saves the life of Ms. Brown Livery Mathers, who owns the WackoJacko & Co., and she asks the corrupt manager Richard!!! to give the position in the stock to Jojo. The WackoJacko & Co. is near bankruptcy and the Illuminati Company intends to but it, using Richard!!! to sabotage the Department Store. Hindi comes back to life as a Fuckadoll for Jojo and they arrange wonderful fucktoy windows. Jojo is promoted to window dresser, working with the gay Bollywood Kensama that becomes his friend. Soon Jojo becomes a successful designer, leveraging the WackoJacko & Co and is promoted to VP. But Illuminati's General Manager, Rokkon and Richard!!! want to force Jojo to work for Illuminati and kidnap Hindi.

>World population becomes to big
>Angel male MC gets the mission to go and kill people
>Equiped with high intelligence but only a little magic (to not get exposed) he becomes a terrorist and bombs away
>he attacks most of the events where many people gather
>eventually superagents from a certain antiterror organization are behind him all the time
>maybe takes in a cute grill as his partner for whatever reason
>once he dies, he returns to heaven and the next guy is sent (would be the end)

Run Rori Run

Rori's boyfriend Mancake works as a runner for yakuza and leaves a bag full of his employer's money on a subway train. Frantic, he calls her and says that unless he can come up with the money in the next 20 minutes, he'll have to rob a grocery store to get it. Rori heads to her father's bank to see if he can help her. At this point, the OVA shows three possible outcomes of Rori's attempt to get the shekels - not all of which necessarily result in a happy ending....

In 1st end, she robs a 7-Eleven and SDF kills her.
In 2nd end, her BF gets run over by a nice truck ,after she managed to rob a bank with no survivors.
In 3rd end, her BF finds his money back, while Rori wins big with a Lotto ticket after narrowly avoiding Truck-kun. Happy End.

I cant cure shit taste user. And Linda was first Girl

Linda was the first girl he met offscreen, Coco was the first he met onscreen. Coco is a greedy bitch and you should be ashamed for liking 3DPD: the character.

Some fucking NEET that feels sorry for himself gets transported to an alternate world where everyone is a JRPG fantasy stereotype just like in his Japanese anime and visual novel games. He is immediately introduced to and becomes affiliated with a guild of beautiful girls of varying but individually limited personalities and made their strategist due to his insight into their sorts of expeditions from a lifetime of experiencing it in visual and light novels. Hilarity ensues as this show becomes an easy seasonal hit and resonates with shut in anime streaming audiences all over the world.

Sexy Timecrossing

Sexy Timecrossing

In the Niigata countryside,a middle-aged man named Pedro Pedo and his waifu live in a home that they are renovating. Pedro Pedo scans the forest behind their house with binoculars and sees a young highschool grill take off her t-shirt,exposing her breasts. When his wife goes shopping,he investigates and finds the grill on the ground,naked and unconscious. He is then stabbed in the arm by a mysterious man with pink bandages on his face. Fleeing and breaking into a mysterious nearby building,Pedro Pedo contacts a scientist by walkie-talkie,who warns him of the bandaged man and guides him to his location,promising safety. The scientist convinces Pedro Pedo to hide from the bandaged man,who is just outside,in a large mechanical device. However,when he leaves the machine,Pedro Pedo discovers that he has traveled approximately an hour back in time.

The scientist explains that the machine is an experimental CHRONO CROSSER,and refers to Pedro Pedo as "Pedro Pedo 2". The scientist tells him that they need to stay where they are and let events unfold. Despite the scientist's warning,Pedro Pedo 2 drives off in a car,passing a cyclist,only to be run off the road by a van,cutting his head,which he wraps using the bandage from his arm wound. The bandage turns pink from absorbing the blood. The cyclist approaches to see if he is all right - it is the grill he earlier saw in the forest. He proceeds to replicate events by making her undress in view of Pedro Pedo 1. When she runs away,he catches her,inadvertently knocking her out. He lays her out naked on the ground and then stabs Hector 1 in the arm when he arrives. The grill escapes. Pedro Pedo 2 returns to his home,where he hears a scream and chases a grill through his house and onto the roof. When he attempts to grab her,she slips and falls to her death. Seeing the body from the roof,Pedro Pedo 2 is horrified,believing he has killed his own wife. (1/2)

An anime about salaryman killing themselves
It's episodic and the narrator is a little girl

(2/2)
Pedro Pedo then contacts the scientist over a walkie-talkie and convinces him to lure Pedro Pedo's past self to the lab with warnings that he is being pursued. Driving to the lab,Pedro Pedo 2 insists that he must travel back one more time,despite the scientist revealing that there is a Pedro Pedo 3,who told him he must stop Pedro Pedo 2 from doing just that.

After removing his bandages,Pedro Pedo 3 convinces the scientist to send him back several seconds before Pedro Pedo 2 appears. He finds a van and runs Pedro Pedo 2 off the road,but crashes as well,knocking himself out. Upon waking,he informs the scientist he has failed and to stop Pedro Pedo 2 by any means. He encounters the grill again,startling her into screaming,though she does not recognize him as her assailant. Since Pedro Pedo 2 has heard her scream,Pedro Pedo 3 and the grill flee to Pedro Pedo's house. They become separated. Pedro Pedo 3 finds and hides his wife,then realizes what has to happen/will happen/has already happened. He finds the grill,cuts her ponytail off,gives her his wife's coat,and tells her to hide upstairs. Pedro Pedo 2 chases her onto the roof. Pedro Pedo 3 sits on his lawn with his wife,as Pedro Pedo 2 accidentally kills the grill,then drives off. Emergency vehicles are heard approaching in the distance.

Make her a pink haired tsundere loli and I'd watch it.

A 30 year-old MC is an otaku and /vr/ gamer who returns back to his hometown to find it completely changed,except for a 2-storey manga rental store/house.When he enters the manga store,it looks exactly the same,like in the late 90s.He goes upstairs to browse the comics like he used to;it is also filled from random toys from the 80s and 90s.He unexpectedly sees a cute halfu(half nippon/white) loli named Meru whom he used to know and chats her up.Strange thing is,she didn't seem to have aged since the 90s,then again the oba-san running the store also looks like she never aged.Soon he meets the loli's sister who is now grown up with a daughter(Oga) who's slightly older than Meru.Oga causes awkward moments since she likes running around naked,masturbating and saying adult-like things.Meru asks MC about Oga's adultish antics,and he keeps trying avoid them and tells her to "just google it" which puzzles her.After a few days,newer post-90s manga and toys start appearing upstairs,and MC discusses with Meru about how newer manga is shit and panders to moefags with shit taste.

PLOT-TWEEST: MC eventually finds out from oba-san that he is actually dead and haunting the house while blinded by his own 3deep5u tastes.IRL the house is no longer a store,and Oga and her mom are the only real people living in the house.

In the end, they fuck up something massively and everybody dies

...

Something that Spike never did

In a small town of northern Japan, Sukoshi "Suko" Mushimoro and Aika Mittsi, classmates since elementary, become high school students. During this time they begin to date and their conversations circle around the idea of what true tears really are, beginning after Suko's granduncle shares his story about a dead korean hooker with Suko.

After a trip the two take to New Zealand, Aika discovers she has key-AIDS, which limits her chances to go outside or see Suko. Once Suko learns the truth, he buys flight tickets to take Aika to Disneyland USA, a place she had always wanted to visit after missing a family holiday there, but she dies before she could board the plane.

The story takes place as a flashback through Suko's eyes as he and Aika's parents travel to USA to spread Aika's ashes in the place she had always wanted to see.

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

In 2063, space-cowboy Jack Taro and coolhand Annis Kyo are hired by rancher Joe Arigato as cuboid-pig herders in Neo-Wyoming.
One night on Baraki Asteroid-Field, Jack makes a drunken pass at Annis that is eventually reciprocated. Though Annis marries his longtime sweetheart, Alma, and Jack marries a fellow space-cowgirl Anne Hiroshi, the two men keep up their tortured and sporadic affair over the course of 200 years.

Its full title is "I can't believe a bunch of baka faggots broke their backs while holding hands but didn't gay

I want to make someone to make a comfy SoL anime about a faraway planet that's just plains and theres like 4 people on the planet and they just hang out under the stars and play and shit

Takumie Sudo is a 13 year old shy girl who originally lived in rural Obama,Fukui.1 day she found a boy who's a nerdy otaku and instantly "liked" him,and started keeping a diary recording all her fantasies about him and how they're going to be perfect for one another.She never found the courage to confess her love...I mean "feelings" for him until she found out he's transferring overseas.She tries to talk to him in a library on his last day in school,but instead bumps into him and drops her diary.

The boy picked up diary but never found the chance to return it back to her. After he'd moved to Paris, he opened up the diary in curiosity,and read it all in one night while masturbating... while imagining himself living the perfect live with Bob Sapp, and realises that he is in fact a massive faggot.He eventually gets a black north-african boyfriend to re-enact all the fantasies in the diary.

Meanwhile in Nihon,Takumie was forced to watch a LIVE! Nico Nico Douga video of a japanese boy fugging a BBC because her friends thought she acts too much like a virgin. She realises the boy in the video was the nerd boy she "liked". She goes into depression, but comes out of it full of rage against the penis and also she's an Androgyny Dyke now. She forms a counter-culture idol unit with other like-minded yuris , setting off on the mission to "Destroy all idols" and all 3DPD related to otakus and massive faggotry.

It's called "Love Lie!"

thats the plot of tsubasa chronicle... just it has no neets

An OP character fights a demon king trying to do bad things with the help of a dozen beautiful companions!

This is the level of intelligence the majority of otaku scum authors are on in nippon. Fucking disgusting, braindead idiot virgins.

A number of people suddenly gain minor reality warping powers, often transforming themselves to match their ideals and almost become Mary Sues of a sort. The only reason it's "almost" is because their powers only do what they're made to and ideals aren't necessarily widely shared, so other people are typically horrified by the power trips these people go on. There's little difference between if they're trying to force their ideas of good on others, or if they're deliberately making themselves into a kind of monster to get revenge on anyone they feel has wrong them.

These are basically people able to enact all of their power fantasies in the real world, no matter how delusional or insane they are. Even those who are entirely well-meaning, or at least believe they are, usually do more harm than good. Maybe a few of them learn from their mistakes and adjust their ideals, but the whole thing is still mostly a disaster.

MC wakes up, go to school, at the end of the day, he comes back home and sleep.
The next day, the MC don't go to school, in fact, it seems that nobody aknowledge the whole existence of MC, except one girl : the teacher.
She know why her student diseappear, because nobody managed to defeat "that strange creature" last night.
"that strange creature" is a monster who eat people's existence when they're dreaming and this teacher is a person who can't dream for herself, but a person who can intrude other's dream to protect her "host".
Her main problem is that the monster can't be killed.

A futuristic racing anime. The MC finds out she has a talent for it dues to her friend who was a pilot.

But soon after finishing her training MC's friend suddenly dies in their first race together. The vehicles they use suddenly have weapons on them and the participants are forced to compete until the end or they will die. The pilots who end up last in each race get executed. And one of them is a traitor who will make things "interesting" on purpose.