Tfw 6' 4

>tfw 6' 4
>Manlet in a "free palestine" shirt comes up to me and asks me to sign his petition
>inform him that I actually don't support terrorist quasi states
>he stammers and postures like he's going to swing
>I look him in the eyes and explain Israeli legitimacy and the problems with Islam
>his hijabi gf is blushing hard and looks down but says nothing
>I later saw her at a party not wearing her hijab
>we both laughed at the manlet, she said he's just a friend
>I got a bj and finger banged her

Have I made it Sup Forums?

>defending Israel

Even though this is bait, this is something that should never happen. Saged.

Only thing you've made is the list for next beheading you filthy kike.

Nice LARP

this never happened. if you happen to write bullshit stories regularly, you could bundle em and give it to friends as the lamest present ever.

Sellaset voimafantasiat siellä

Things that never happened

>shit that never happened:sand edition

>6’4”
>calling other people manlets

Top kek little guy

bait but I did enjoy the story so you get a halloween loli

Such powerfantasys there

tää :D

And then you woke up

this is the most well constructed bait thread ive seen nice work leafs you should ask for a promotion

Tää, niin vitusti tää

>being this good of a goy
gotta get those shekels, amirite leaf?

>Post on pol/
>goes to parties

Pick one


This happened.

>i later saw her at a party not wearing her hijab

what a whore !
what about all the men (rapists) that would of seen her hair !!???

>I later saw her at a party not wearing her hijab

>I actually don't support terrorist quasi states
thx mossad, interdasting, plz tell me more

Top kek if that actually happened. Probably not true

You're a big guy.

did someone say spiderman thread?

The only thing you've proven is you can lie.

>that file name

Dumb leaf poster, this is pasta

>there will be t_d redditors that see your shitpost and believe it

So this is the power of incels larping as superior Aryans

Kek

Wright all that down on paper, roll it up into a ball and stick it up your ass.

your're a gay

Wow, that’s very similar to what happened to me a week ago.

>be 7’7”
>6’2” manlet in a Che Guevara shirt comes up to me
>cutie commmie blonde with him
>asked me to sign a petition to support the Catalonian communist revolution
>recite the entirety of Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations by heart in response
>commie tears his shirt in frustration and runs away crying
>strut away with my massive strides
>see commie girl at a rave later that night
>she’s wearing a Trump shirt now
>tells me the guy was just a half brother
>asks her if she wants to watch me dunk
>slam her puss all night while she recites the Pledge of Allegience

For (you)

So many mudhammads on my pol. You filthy sand kikes.

>7'7
TFW 8'8 with size 14' dick

why you crying bitchboy

>pol/
lol reddit trying to false flag again

...

>with size 14' dick
Dicklet.

Says the incel making up fantasies in his head when in reality he's an incel.

What's circumcised pussy like?

Niggers. This is a fookin pasta

Great bullshit.