>tfw 6' 4 >Manlet in a "free palestine" shirt comes up to me and asks me to sign his petition >inform him that I actually don't support terrorist quasi states >he stammers and postures like he's going to swing >I look him in the eyes and explain Israeli legitimacy and the problems with Islam >his hijabi gf is blushing hard and looks down but says nothing >I later saw her at a party not wearing her hijab >we both laughed at the manlet, she said he's just a friend >I got a bj and finger banged her
Have I made it Sup Forums?
Mason Myers
>defending Israel
Even though this is bait, this is something that should never happen. Saged.
Eli Davis
Only thing you've made is the list for next beheading you filthy kike.
Isaac Bailey
Nice LARP
Michael Rogers
this never happened. if you happen to write bullshit stories regularly, you could bundle em and give it to friends as the lamest present ever.
Nathan Sanders
Sellaset voimafantasiat siellä
Brody Brown
Things that never happened
Brayden Hughes
>shit that never happened:sand edition
Benjamin Torres
>6’4” >calling other people manlets
Top kek little guy
Bentley Martinez
bait but I did enjoy the story so you get a halloween loli
Jackson Collins
Such powerfantasys there
Blake Baker
tää :D
Blake Gonzalez
And then you woke up
Josiah Ortiz
this is the most well constructed bait thread ive seen nice work leafs you should ask for a promotion
Wyatt Moore
Tää, niin vitusti tää
Ethan Robinson
>being this good of a goy gotta get those shekels, amirite leaf?
Justin Richardson
>Post on pol/ >goes to parties
Pick one
This happened.
Landon Gray
>i later saw her at a party not wearing her hijab
what a whore ! what about all the men (rapists) that would of seen her hair !!???
Michael James
>I later saw her at a party not wearing her hijab
Aaron Cooper
>I actually don't support terrorist quasi states thx mossad, interdasting, plz tell me more
Henry Turner
Top kek if that actually happened. Probably not true
Owen Lewis
You're a big guy.
Easton Wood
did someone say spiderman thread?
Benjamin Myers
The only thing you've proven is you can lie.
Chase Butler
>that file name
Evan Roberts
Dumb leaf poster, this is pasta
Tyler Edwards
>there will be t_d redditors that see your shitpost and believe it
Isaac Long
So this is the power of incels larping as superior Aryans
Kek
Lucas Morgan
Wright all that down on paper, roll it up into a ball and stick it up your ass.
Logan Williams
your're a gay
James Bennett
Wow, that’s very similar to what happened to me a week ago.
>be 7’7” >6’2” manlet in a Che Guevara shirt comes up to me >cutie commmie blonde with him >asked me to sign a petition to support the Catalonian communist revolution >recite the entirety of Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations by heart in response >commie tears his shirt in frustration and runs away crying >strut away with my massive strides >see commie girl at a rave later that night >she’s wearing a Trump shirt now >tells me the guy was just a half brother >asks her if she wants to watch me dunk >slam her puss all night while she recites the Pledge of Allegience
Jackson Sanchez
For (you)
Jackson Cox
So many mudhammads on my pol. You filthy sand kikes.
Juan Sanchez
>7'7 TFW 8'8 with size 14' dick
Daniel White
why you crying bitchboy
Ryan Garcia
>pol/ lol reddit trying to false flag again
Isaiah Roberts
...
Bentley Lee
>with size 14' dick Dicklet.
Adam Nelson
Says the incel making up fantasies in his head when in reality he's an incel.