What is thi...semen!?

>What is thi...semen!?
>Eugh it stinks!

Why do nips have to add smells to things that don't smell.

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>don't smell
u virgin grill ?

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What kind of weak-ass semen do you produce?

If semen had an odor my mother would have stopped coming into my room years ago.

>Why do nips have to add smells to things that don't smell.
>He thinks it doesn't smell.
A-user.. I can't even imagnie how rancid your bedroom must smell.

This thread will gives you cancer!

>semen
>not smelling
Clean your fucking bedroom and throw out all of your cum tissues.

She must love you very much, you smelly sack of jizz.

Semen does have a smell, though.

The kind that impregnated your mother twenty-something years ago.

Smells like bleach or chlorine to me

She also changed your diapers when you were a baby, didn't she?

>odorless semen impregnating anything
You're a cuck, dad.

She knows.

What does it smell like? Is it a strong and obvious smell? Either mine doesn't smell at all or I'm used to it.

see It smells like bleach.

I have a hard time believing that semen will smell like a cleaning product.

nose-blind to your own mess

It smells like freshwater fish.

Jerk off on something, do something else and then smell it.
Learn true fear.

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If you can't tell what your semen smell like, you should clean your room. Everybody knows you're a fapping machine (they won't tell you)

When I was younger, I used to sniff the part of the Xbox 360 controller where you plug the mic it because it surprisingly smelt just like semen.
Now that I think back to it constantly sniffing it for that reason is a bit weird.
But still, semen definitely has a smell to it, OP.

Except that she digs out your cum coated tissues from the bottom of your trash can and shlick to them.

Mothers are surprisingly tolerant of their sons masturbating
Mine used to clean my cum stained sheets.

I've been jizzing on my blanket since I started puberty 15-something years ago. It's never smelled, my mother has always changes my bed. She doesn't know. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

I clean it up right afterwards though. Why would it still smell?

I'm going to masturbate to this scenario
She knows you moron.

She knows. Mothers always know.

anyone got a screencap of that one user who said he cums in his blanket and cleans it every once in a while?

If you have a garbage bin on your room it smells, if you take out your trash every day then it's okay.

they do say if you smell something too much your brain stops identifing the smell.
its how you can smell your own smell.
take a fucking bath and clean you fucking room

Oh fuck.

Not him, but how would she know? It's dried and the smell could be confused with sweat if she really wanted to smell.

ITT: Fappers horrified by their mothers knowing about their fapping.

More news at eleven.

Why is that even screencap worthy, everybody does that. Right?

>his semen doesn't smell like salty bleach

lmao

Your mother had at least one load of it deposited inside her. SHE FUCKING KNOWS.

I always thought cum and sweat had pretty distinguishable odors.
>horrified
>not aroused
Fags

the two things smell nothing alike, if you cant tell the difrence you probably reek of it.

Ok, we've established that it has an odor. It doesn't stink, though. Not unless you leave it for a while and it starts getting fetid.

Has your mother ever said to you "user, go take a shower"?

You guys are scaring me. She has no idea. If she did, it would be awkward. She obviously just hasn't smelled my laundry when I was younger. RIght?

She has straight out told me I reek of semen. My mother is a bully ;_;

A lot of the smell goes when it's dried up. You'd have put your nose directly at it and take a big whiff to smell it.

I just flush the tissue down the toilet immediately. Would it still smell?

When she asks to borrow your computer and you take a minute to delete your history, she knows what you're doing user.

She
Knows

start investing in napkins or something alike

Are you faggios for real?

Unless you take a shower too, any residue on your dick will smell. Mothers are semen hounds, they can tell.

You're safe unless you don't shower regularly

Hot. nice get

>there are people who throw semen-stained tissues in the bin
>from their own room

Fucking barbarians goddamn. At least tell me you wash your hands afterwards.

Speaking of which, I was copying some music and movies to my mom's laptop from my dump 5tb external drive and she was peeking over my shoulder. I told her to go away, it's not interesting to look at filenames. She kinda blushed and went to watch tv, but yeah.

nope never

>She kinda blushed
You're watching too much anime user

Now I'm just imagining what user's mother is thinking.

>oh god, user smells like semen and his face is red
>his garbage is filled with smelly tissues
>I have to wash his semen stained laundry again
>he still thinks it's a secret

>mom outright asks if you have watched porn recently
It was a trap, wasn't it?

All these tissue-plebs need to get themselves a cumrag.

Its The Mother's Duty To Take Care Of Her Son's Ejaculation.

>he hasn't made his mother blush

Don't push your fetishes faggot. Do you smell the shit on your ass despite not cleaning yourself with water after a dump?

Like pancake mix

this whole thread is bait so might as well get this out of the way

Also sister's.

I did that, but I don't think I posted it here before.
I'd sleep in it and in the end my mom would clean them.

>askreddit
fuck off

STOP

Can confirm it smells like bleach after it dries up.

It doesn't have any smell when it's fresh though, it happens after being in contact with oxygen.

Sister's ejaculation?

I'm eagerly waiting for someone to start greentexting some bullshit incest story.

>being this new

Tell us how you feel user.

The truth hurts user.

It's time to go to the living room, look at your mom right in the eyes and apologize

My sister knows when I've recently masturbated and she jokes about it because she's always in my room showing me the funny pictures she sees on her phone.

>tfw you are a lonely mid 20s guy and your mom is always making masturbation jokes on you

someone just fucking shoot me

My nose sucks. My olfactory sense is probably my weakest, and even I'm aware that cum fucking stinks. Gosh some of you guys are dense and self-unaware

>Gosh some of you guys are dense and self-unaware

>sister keeps lazing around in your room
>all you want is to masturbate
Can't even kick her out because she cried the last three times

........

I spray cologne over my waist after I cum if I have no time to shower and have to go meet people soon

Semen does smell, mine smells kind of pleasant for about 12 hours or so after it hits a tissue and after that I'd say its probably not a positive.
Do you not have a nose or something, OP?

You need to punish her with your dick.

I just put it all in my fap hand, then wash my hands.

>weak-ass semen
>He thinks it doesn't smell.
You may want to see a doctor if your semen reeks. Semen has an odor but it's fairly weak.
You may be confusing it with the rancid, fetid odour coming from your unwashed genitalia.

I'm pretty sure most colognes say "DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SPRAY ON YOUR GENITALS" or something like that.

Hot

>posts reddit
If you weren't such a newfag you'd know that's bannable.

That's just because they contain alcohol, which does no favors to your dick.

You tell him, you've been here all summer.

Well shit, is that true?

I've been using after-shave on my dick, figured that if it's good for my face it's good for my crotch too. Guess I'll have to stop.

Semen does smell. If you think it doesn't, then you're going to come to a sad realization in the near future.

They're most likely just copypasting from that shitty webcomic that drove it's author to death.

Whip your dick out infront of her and say: "Either you help me out with this or you get the fuck out."

It does smell and to some extent it is probably affected by diet and hydration.

Just make sure to take your tissues and flush them rather than let them sit in a bin.

If you have to leave them, at least put them in a box or something so the smell is contained.

>tfw you haven't fapped for 2 days
>you unwrap your foreskin and get that fucking smell

NNNNNNNNNNNGH

nothing like this to get me in the mood for fapping

This entire thread

Something like pool water and trees, there's a specific kind of tree that smells kind of like my semen, but I don't really know the name.
They used to have them at the school I went to for high school something like 7 years ago.