COFFEE POT COFFEE POT HOT COFFEE THAT'S NOT COFFEE IN MY COFFEE POT MY NAME IS MARSHALL AND I GOT A COFFEE POT BOUGHT IT AT WAL-MART ALMOST DROPPED IT IN THE PARKING LOT COFFEE CAUGHT BEFORE IT LANDED TRUMP HARDENS MY COCK HE WROTE THE ART OF THE DEAL BUT I WROTE THE ART OF THE COFFEE POT JERK OFF MY COCK IN TIME SO I CAN GET OFF MY POT I DON'T SMOKE POT UNLESS IT'S MADE OUT OF COFFEE BUT IT'S LARGELY NOT USED TO LISTEN TO BOB MARLEY BUT NOW I JUST LISTEN TO MY COFFEE POT BUILD A ROBOT OUT OF COFFEE CALLED IT A COFFEE BOT LAUGHED SO HARD I GOT COFFEE SNOT RUNNING OUT OF MY NOSE BUT IT LANDED ON THE COFFEE SPOT GOT A WALKIE TALKIE NOW I'M TALKING TO MY COFFEE POT BUT HEY TRUMP, COFFEE POT
wow you guys really got butthurt about eminem didn't u
Noah Turner
SAD!
Mason Lopez
...
Adam Ramirez
YOU CAN CALL ME EMINEM CAUSE IM SWEET LIKE CANDY I CHECKED MY WHITE PRIVELEGE TODAY THEN I GAVE A BLOWIE TO DR. DRE
Dylan Ramirez
Coffee pot
Hunter Hall
fuck that THIS IS FOR COLLIN, BALL UP A FIST!
AND KEEP THAT SHIT BALD
LIKE DONALD
THE BITCH!
William Jenkins
Mom's spaghoffee pot
Ethan Taylor
Is anybody else curious as to why it took him 40 years to sprout a single facial hair? Is he THE soyboy?
Isaac Fisher
Why don't you sit down and have a cup friend
Levi Brooks
MOBY 2.0
Caleb Cox
Those are some badass lyrics OP. You is a star.
Sebastian Torres
So what you're saying is there's hope?
Parker Reyes
Penis?
Justin Gray
Don't give me no credit I just sat on my ass for 30mins listening to that verse again and again writing it down on notes vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j
Adam Bailey
really marshalls my mathers...
Carter Brooks
Does anyone have that pic of the trump tweets where he battled Eminem? He shot down Eminem pretty good in them. I want to post it on (((they)))book just to get some salty normie replies.
Christian Sullivan
...
Juan Stewart
ayo, ayo coffee in the pot CNN goin hot drumpf wit another tweet cracka you gon get beat launchin nukes, deporting gooks? nigga your election was a russian FLUKE ima virtue signal until my fire can't burn because bitch ass, it was HER TURN
I got banned from twitter for cum tributing his daughter.
Easton Fisher
fuck he looks old
Brayden Powell
It's someone on Sup Forums before the coffee pot verse, they cut the beat and then they're like hol up, Sup Forums's got some more to say There's Podesta memes in there, Comps as well Someone needs to make a music video outta it
Adrian Gonzalez
>First off you don't know Marshall At all so don't grow partial That's ammo for my arsenal I'll slap you off that bar stool >Put Anthrax on a Tampax and slap you till you can't stand What did leftist hero and SJW Marshal Mathers mean by this?
Elijah Myers
YO MY NAME IS SLIM LADY BITCH SHADY THE ONE WHO FUCKS ABSOLUTELY NO LADIES
AND I'M HERE TO SPIT ABOUT PRESIDENT DONNY DRUMPF HIT HIM WITH SHIT THATS HOTTER THAN A COFFEE POT
OH THATS SHITS HOT DONT POUR ON DONNY TRUMP COULD MAKE HIM START A BRAND NEW NUKIE HOLOCAUST
DRUMPF THE DICTATOR, YEAH THAT'S WHAT HE IS RACIST HOMOPHOBIC MISOGYNIST PIG! YEAH I'M A WIGGER BUT SO FUCKING WHAT ATLEAST I'M RICH AND TAKE IT IN MY TIGHT WHITE BUTT
MAYBE THE JEWS ABSORBED MY TALENT A BIT MAYBE THAT EXPLAINS WHY I CAN'T REALLY SPIT CAN'T REALLY MAKE THE MAD RHYMES THAT I USED TO MOUTH PIECE FOR THE LEFTISTS WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD COME TO THIS
NOW LOOK AT ME, A BITCH ON THE STREET GIVING HEAD TO SOROS AND TAKING DICK BETWEEN MY BUTTCHECKS YEAH I SPEAK THE TRUTH WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT I HAVE BECOME A LEFT WING ESTABLISHMENT DRONE
I'M SLIM LADY YEAH THAT'S WHAT I DO IF YOU AIN'T WITH ME THAN I'M FUCKING THROUGH WITH YOU
>Plebbit flag thinks being mocked for his own faggotry is "butthurt"
Carter Williams
Alright take your (you)
John Carter
Yes. Sup Forums wrote the lyrics. He mentions Sup Forums just before the music cuts off halfway in.
John White
I'm saving them all anyway
Evan Martinez
Say what you will bout M, DYEL virgins, but 'Till I Collapse' is still the GOAT workout track
Jeremiah Hall
Anyone else notice how much he's starting to look like Karl Pilkington?
Austin Flores
drip coffee makers are patrician-tier. 10/10.
Henry Young
That's an awfully hot.... Coffee pot... relevant as 44 wrinkled old man prolly not, careers straight shot, old raps about raping a Thot, I'm just jealous cuz Melanias hot.
Got a plan and now i gotta hatch it like a dam Apache with a tomahawk, into boipussy so i can barely walk!
DAS RITE HEY MUHFUGGA ITS FEMINEM. I ONLY EAT TEH BLACK M&MS. MY FLOW IS VERY FEMININE. I LOVE BASED BLACK MEN. I LOVE JEWS I LVE DRINKING MY WIFES PUSSY JUICE WHILE TYRONE FUCKS HER, LEEEWD. YO FUCK DRUMBF HES ORANGE AND A NAZI. BUT HES A CuCK FOR ISRAEL SO I DID NOT SEE. THAT COMING BASED TRUMP BASED ISRAEL BASED BLACK MEN BASED CIVIC NATIONALISM PEACE MUHFUGGA BOOPDIDOOP DEM DIPS DERE ON DEM DOPES DEM DERE WIGGA SHIEEET PLS FUCK MY WIFE IM FEMINEM
Bentley Thompson
What's the coffee pot meme? I haven't listened to the enemy garbage yet about galumph
Daniel Lewis
Guess what acronym for rap is >Retards >Attempting >Poetry
Landon Davis
GOLD
Aaron Fisher
Eminem starts his rap with some awful sounding garbage about him pouring some hot coffee on Dotard Drumpf.
Isaiah Howard
the whole coffee pot thing is pretty memeable
Dylan Foster
Thanks for that. Posting it all over normie book.
Carter Perez
He came up with that rhyme after he heard Trump takes his coffee with two lumps If he drank coffee
Kayden Hughes
Real fucking old.
Hunter Garcia
That's corny as fuck. Hey remember when eminem made a song about how much he hates black girls? Maybe you niggers with burner twitters can give this more visibility youtu.be/UDJDhVkRhtQ
Connor Price
>not covfefe pot
One job, you aids wigger
Joshua Howard
not my eminem!
Jayden Cruz
It's just the fact that it got trolled here so hard the night it happened that it stuck.
Luis Torres
>feminem Go be a juggalo somewhere else, faggot.
Parker Ross
/thread rap is gay as can be too
Adrian Green
Big if true
Nicholas Perez
WOW SO SMART who could come up with something so witty
Adrian Kelly
Lmfao.
Tyler Flores
Is that even the real slim shady? He can't even rap anymore. sad so sad
This is what happens when you grow up near the ghetto and their are no white people to befriend.
Julian Turner
Stefan?
Juan Myers
I'm 100% sure this is not the real slim shady
Elijah Lewis
he's probably riffing on corvefe or whatever that typo was
Angel Campbell
Brown facial hair would not have gone well with his signature bleached hair. There is images of him with scruff, he just shaved a lot which is understandable with such a ratty beard.
Noah Sanders
Which one's that, Hailey or the other bitch he never really talks about? She looks like a pure ride to be quite honest lads
Luke Sanchez
He just needs to stop. It's like insulting Trump is a signal that some famous person's career is in its death throes.
Aiden Ramirez
Holy fuck that is unironically bad Damn maybe did Dre polished his ass up when he found him
Lincoln Bell
I legit believe the Leftists wrote 'covfefe' and Eminem said 'coffee' because everyone involved was incompetent.
'Cov -fe- fe' fits the beat better and makes sense as a reference instead of just a gradeschool rap battle-tier rhyme.
Justin Cruz
>That's an awfully hot coffee pot, >should I drop it on Donald Trump, >prolly not, >but that's all I got >till I come up with a solid (censored) what did he mean by this
Liam Sanders
Slim shady hasn't been a thing since san andreas came out.
Easton Taylor
So even Haylee's turned into a whore? Is nothing sacred anymore?
Ryder Ortiz
plot
Hudson Williams
Kind of what I was thinking. Dude doesn't even seem to have the same facial structure. That, and this guy is giving off homo vibes like marshall mathers does.
Isaac Thomas
isn't *
Nolan Reyes
every hot girl you see isnt automatically a whore you fat faggot
Bentley Myers
was he 13? this sounds more like vanilla ice than shady
David Allen
why would they censor that? shot maybe makes sense but even that's a stretch.
Thomas Parker
why would they censor a plot to kill the president?
Kayden Carter
HAHAHA, you got my almonds activated.
Landon Walker
2004 pretty accurate
Thomas Howard
She's dressed like a whore, that's all.
Jonathan Richardson
late teens? he was rapping and making little home made cassettes since the late eighties.
William Martin
Oddly enough I listened to both when I was a kid And then one day I'm walking to the buses, wearing a Jeckel Bros. tee and this 5th grader is like, yea man ICP! And right then and there I was done Their music is horribly bad in a funny way and I honestly only liked the album art
Colton Harris
They censored the word plot, not the plot itself. And never did Em say he was gonna kill him.
Luis Parker
That's a thousand cock mile stare.
Noah Parker
Nah, that's clearly not even Marshall.
Robert Clark
THATS AN AWFULLY SQUARE CAFETIERE SHALL I POUR IT ON DONALD TRUMP? IT SEEMS FAIR
