How should imouto refer to her brother?

How should imouto refer to her brother?

big bro

onii-sama

anything but by first name

Aniki

I actually got my little sister to call me onii-chan. She's 6.

You posted it.

His name.

My little sis calls me "brody" as in brother + buddy.

I call her little sis.

Nii-nii.

An-chan.

Name + onii-sama

No. That would imply unhealthy amount of respect, and quite possibly yandere streak.

Nii-san and onii-chan are top tier.

Nii-sama

During sex: Onii-chan.
Everywhere else: [Insert Onii-chan's Name]

>Brody = Brother + Buddy

It's brother + grody, man.

Imouto lover expert here.

Elder God tier:
-Onii-chan
-Onii-sama
-Nii-Nii
-Aniue-sama
-Nii-sama

God tier:
-An-chan
-Nii-ya
-Nii-chan
-Onii-han
-Aniki
-Anii

High tier:
-Anigimi-sama
-Ani-chama
-Anigimi

Mid tier:
-Anicha
-Big Bro
-Ani-kun
-Dear Brother
-Onii-tan

Low tier:
-Big Brother
-Onii-chama
-Onii-tama

Shit tier:
-various insults (3D imoutos in particular)

Aniki is elder god tier if you're a delinquent gang leader and your imouto is part of your gang.

>-Big Brother
Whats wrong with that?

It sounds awkward and not moe.

Fascist detected.

Please rub your face in some rusty scrap metal and never post on Sup Forums again.

Kuya

>Elder God tier:
-Onii-chan
-Onii-sama
-Nii-Nii
-Aniue-sama
-Nii-sama

/thread

Fag

Aniue.

>During sex
Incest is immoral.

Every time mine refer me is with "tch"

Dude, if my Japanese animes are to be believed, she wants your dick.

It depends on the imouto and delivery. Nii-Nii is probably the one most imoutos can pull off easily and be amazing. Aniki and [nickname]-Nii are honorable mentions.

Kill yourself.

My imouto calls me 'dude'.

But user-kun, suicide is also immoral!
>not being C/a/tholic

How do you foreigners pronunce onichan?

r-really? Every time she called me that guy or sayed ew when we were close is just tsun? Man and here i was getting nervous because back in school she would never go or leave with me and always told her friends she was a single child. Good thing that nowdays she always recommendd me to her friends, but too bad it never seem to work. Funny thing that her friends are really jumpy around me but oh well
Thanks user i will continue trying to gwt close to her

My imouto doesnt call me anything, if she wants my attention she just say 'yo' or 'hey'

Mine calls me jackass and I call her stinky. She really is becoming Tomoko in human form

Do something with your life that your imouto can be proud of. And stop insulting her. She'll follow suit.

I'm actually very accomplished. I know you won't believe me but Idc. I also don't care that she insults me (I find it hilarious). I just want her to take a damn bath once in a while and she'll stop breaking out in rashes.

That image always hits me hard.

お兄さん

Of all the brands she chose this one.

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>Tfw only have a aniki
What to do?
No we are not faggots

what's the context?
did the guy make his sister hate him?

Why's that?
onichan sounds cuter

Beg your parents to have another kid.

I would but she won't let me. Feels bad

They're divorced

I actually have no idea. I either assumed that he did something to make her hate him or she just grew up. It still hits me hard though.

She became tsundere.

>tfw took imouto to the comic/manga store today
>tfw asked me to buy her boy love mangas
>tfw i did
When does this ride end.

I didn't say they needed to be married, they just need to make another kid.

What do you do if your sister calls you "Hey you"?

It would be easier if i had a child, and believe that's really fucking hard

Good job ruining your sister
Don't complain when she starts panting when a friend of yours is over

yea, you'd have to find a girl willing to fuck you

>when a friend of yours is over
I don't think that is very likely user.

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How should a man refer to his neesans?

Why do imoutos become so mean to their onii-chans when they grow up?

My sister just calls me by name and constantly asks me to drive her cow tits to the store for snacks because she's too lazy to go herself.

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To be fair, I'd be mean to this as well.

Livin' the dream.

You would be mean to 90% of Sup Forums, including yourself?

Give her a D injection before she mutates into something worse. Fujoshits will often become something much worse unless you do something.

The whole basement dweller thing is a meme, even me in highschool had friends to play LoL and talk about anime (shounenshit) but still the point is you got to be really autistic to don't make any. Or in my case nowadays, i don't have interest. But soon enough when i start working i'll make some because getting excluded is danm boring (in work)

Your sister has lovely feathers.

Yeah? Not knowing how to cope with people being mean is how you got into this mess.

>she starts calling you oniichan frequently
>parents are curious
>google the phrase
>come across lewd anime shit
>they accuse you of molesting her

>implying

But she has a boyfriend, user. And she scolded me for looking her tits one time.

were they nice?

M-maybe, but I think that being on Sup Forums in general helps you deal with mean people.

Yeah? I just drifted my eyes down to her chest while we were talking once. I didnt walk in on her or anything that crazy if that's what you think.

Can otoutos love neesans?

neesans need love too

>deal with
It teaches you to insult them using a list of 15-20 buzzwords, pretend that memorizing history trivia is somehow an actual skill, and to hide away from the world instead of facing it. No self-improvement either physical or mental. No education. No facing your fears.

Not sure who exactly considers that 'dealing with it' but they're wrong.

Only for a little while

A loving Onee-chan is the best sibling you can have.

Never. Which is a shame because Nee-san is usually best girl.

Stop bullying me. I'm warning you.

Nii-nii-sama

Guess who?

Are you telling me I should seduce my neesans?

Lover

Reminder that Shirou was willing to kill Rin if she did anything to put his Oneechan in danger.

You should see them before her boyfriend, it's only natural.

Kuso-nii-nii

Nothing better than being an otouto and ani.

Master.

Y E S

>tfw age gap between sister and I is 10 years

FUCK, by the time she's 18 I will be 28. Why couldn't they have her sooner.

Actually, that isn't so bad. When you are closer in years, you have more opportunities to fight since you grew up together. Your little sister probably won't see you as much and will look up to you more. This is a good opportunity to bond with her. Show her the ins and outs of life. Help her grow up. Maybe she will come to love you.

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>have Imouto
>she's a fat liberal tumblr bitch
>friends with other ugly tumblr bitches
>yesterday was the first time she took a shower since last thursday
>she mostly watches entry level shit like fairy tail and yaoishit
>constantly make fun of her for being fat in the hopes she'll go out and lose some fucking weight but she doesn't care
>constantly argue with her

Just further proves that 2D really is superior to 3D. Why do things have to be like this you guy's?

Blog elsewhere.

this is what I am afraid of. How do you even prevent that shit from happening? It's almost like cancer, it can get anyone and once they get it might as well say goodbye.

Life is cruel. Western civilization is crumbling. But at least 2D exists though.

My oldest sister is 6 years older then me and the younger neesan is 3 years older then me.

>tfw 22

What do, Sup Forums?

>half sister
Belongs in the trash to be honest

Full Sister > cousin > half > nbr