ITT anime things you do IRL

ITT anime things you do IRL

Only weebshits copy the edgiest and most weebish character in DN.

Why does he sit like that?

Whenever a friend if mine says something what, I fall over.

I do the chuuni pose

he thinks it makes his brain function good

I sit like that when I've got an urge to shit but I don't want to go instantly. So I just sit in there, like that, trying to hang around some time.
I'm doing it right now

a giant sweatdrop forms over my head when im flabbergasted

I eat food sometimes

I adjust my glasses like my animu characters.

squatting is supposed to help

that's a cord phone though
doing it with a cordless or worse a cell phone looks retarded

I often arrive at work with toast hanging out my mouth which pisses off my boss

It looks retarded either way

my fat tits jiggle at the slightest motions

Sitting like that makes you auto-shit.

You should lose some weight

I do that hands-behind-head, elbows-up pose when I'm walking around

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I know. After I wait for a short time I just run to the bathroom and take the most easy shit there is. 10 seconds shitting and then wipe my ass with no real worries.

>he thinks people actually do this shit

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I'll test this and hold you responsible.
I want to finish my shitty business in sub one minute, too.

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alright, i will

some retards do, but its a good chance to make funny ironic jokes!

I make bento boxes for this dude that I want to bang

maybe his butt hurts

only skelly japmen and neets need that many fingers to push up a pair of glasses

I NTR'd my childhood sweetheart

doing this doesn't take that much effort and it's a cool thing to do

Running like ninja

>part Russian

There was a guy in middle school who ran like this and sweared that it made him faster.