I'M FUCKING BETTER THAN YOU!

Absolute shit show.

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Sup Forums should campaign for her. Create nude photos of her as well. Make her overestimate her support.

On the offchance she wins, it's one Dem replacing another. No loss.

She is probably better than the other CA politicians.

>Kasparian vs. (((Feinstein)))

Either way, we lose.

Best Case - Kasparian and Feinstein blow tens of millions of a senate race Feinstein never had a chance of winning.
Worst case - Kasparian and Feinstein blow tens of millions of a senate race Kasparian never had a chance of winning.

Either way it changes nothing about the political standings, we have nothing to lose from fucking with the race.

Tbh i would just love to see campaign promotions with Ana being slutty

>Best Case - Kasparian and Feinstein blow tens of millions of a senate race Feinstein never had a chance of winning.
>Worst case - Kasparian and Feinstein blow tens of millions of a senate race Kasparian never had a chance of winning.

Please Kek, make this race happen.

Uhhh I'm not so sure.

Mfw Alex Jones causing her to sperg out and fat-shame him is her biggest public gaff that could be used against her in a political run.

Is she still holding a cigarette and a bong there?

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oh god we can only hope

This 100%. Fuck Dianne Feinstein.

Is that why she hasn't been on in a while. They've been pushing this other chick on the show now.

>Is that why she hasn't been on in a while.

No clue. I only watch that shit when it's being made fun of.

this guy gets it

its a shit show either way but at least Ana probably wont be AS anti-gun as the jew and Trump would have more chances to BTFO her in public. Both of them wasting millions on campaigns is progressive for wealth redistribution

Obligatory greentext:

>You enter your bedroom, and find none other than Ana Kasparian of The Young Turks lying on your shag carpet. She is wearing a skintight latex bodysuit, her tits are hanging out of the partially unzipped suit, hanging down like two bags of sexual pleasure, her ass is held upwards, her back is arched downwards, her legs are in the air and her stiletto heels are clacking together. Her face is made-up more slutty than usual. She looks happy to see you.

>She stretches out onto the carpet keeping her eyes locked on you, she is so excited, she can't help but smile in anticipation. "I'm so sick of all tiny limp liberal cocks I'm surrounded by all day at TYT" she says, "Show me how a true conservative man fucks their women." She motions you over, her lusty Armenian eyes made even more defined by the heavy black mascara, they never break gaze, she gets on her knees, the black latex squeaks as she does. She undoes your fly, you feel Ana's gloved hand enter your pants and pull out your cock, she looks genuinely thrilled at the sight. "This is a welcome change, from Cenks dried up brown turd of a cock." She puts the semi erect cock in her mouth. The feeling of Ana Kasparian's warm, moist mouth causes your dick to become hard as a diamond, it touches the roof of her mouth as it does so. Her tongue licks the underside of your dick as her beautiful head moves like a piston. Her latex gloved hands gently caress your balls. Her eyes are partially closed, savouring every moment. She unzips the crotch in the suit and begins pleasuring herself.

>After some time passes it seems this won't be enough to satisfy her. She stands up, puts her arms around your neck and whispers into your ear. "I want to fuck you, but I can't do it in good conscience unless you answer this for me." Of course you say. She looks at you with sad eyes and says "Do you believe the Armenian genocide happened?"

I remember her talking about dropping molly so she can forget about being taken seriously as a candidate

>implying Anahit has the temperament to withstand a single day of hecklers

This is the woman who, after nearly a decade on the air, still gets triggered on a regular basis by youtube comment trolls.

Degenerate Armenian vs Degenerate Jew
I vote we meme this and make them blow their entire campaign money on the primaries.

>"You'd be an idiot not to" you reply. Her face brightens up, "finally hearing somebody say that makes me so happy" She passionately kisses you with her wonderful delicate lips. She gets down on all fours, arches her back downwards and lifts her cute little round ass in a way that's meaning is universal to all living things

>"Fuck me".

>You unzip the crotch hole full way exposing her entire rear, a faint smell of womanly sweat wafts from the hot latex, it smells sexual and distinctly like Ana. You grab her milky thighs and drag them toward you, you push her head to the ground, to let her know who's the one being fucked here.

>You place your red lipstick stained cock into her perfect woman slit, she is soaking wet, and it fits just right, like a match made in heaven. The warmth of her tight vaginal tunnel hugs you cock from all sides. You grab her by the hair forcefully, she makes a noise like a cross between a gasp and an orgasmic moan. Your cocks enters and exits her, over and over, faster and faster she screams in ecstasy, a pure, high womanly scream that only someone as perfect as Ana could make.

>"I was so caught up in being an independent women all these years that I forgot how good it feels to be fucked." She thinks

>You reach around with both arms and grab two great big handfuls of tit and lift her off the ground, this exertion coupled with the smell of Ana, causes you to edge. "Get ready" you command. Ana as instructed kneels in front of you, ready for your love, you feel it coming, then the orgasm of your life comes, like a vice on your dick, you go deaf for a second and shoot four hot loads onto Ana's willing face, each harder than the last. One of her eyes is closed as cum got into it, but that doesn't stop her from pushing the rest into her mouth and swallowing it like a milkshake. "Thank you" she trembles and whispers.

>All that sexual exertion leaves you exhausted and thirsty. You enter the bathroom and fill a glass of water, after popping your water filter on, you look at yourself proudly in the mirror, and think:

>"You still got it Alex Jones, you old dog."

>You burst back into Ana's room and scream "INFOWARS.COM!"

I never get powsi

We can make posters and videos with her campaign slogan "I'm fucking better than you". We could turn her run into a shit show, start hunting for the best quotes.

Vote for me you idiots!!!

8/10 pasta

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>>"You still got it Alex Jones, you old dog."
Top Kek.

>mfw rock hard by the time I look at a shirtless alex jones riding on a horse

armenianweekly.com/2017/05/23/ucla-armenian-students-association-demonstrates-against-the-young-turks-ana-kasparian/
Nothing but a shill Armenian genocide denier. Don't forget the 6 gorillian guys!

Man those glasses make her look smart!

>confederate flag
>""""we""""

im gonna vote red regardless of how much either of them spend :^)

This is why I hope she runs. She smugly thinks none of this shit will come back to haunt her. It will kill her instead.

I threw up in my mouth a little.

Can you imagine being chunk or that bald homo and have to sit quietly while this retarded slut blathers on about some garbage? How humiliating.

Funny thing is Alex isn't even fat anymore. He's a big boned Texan, but I imagine you don't see much of those in L.A.

Feinstein getting knocked out of office by Kasparian would actually be good. Feinstein is one of the democratic leaders, Kasparian is a nobody on chunks show.

what makes you say that. feinstein is pretty moderate being a jew. i would assume any replacement be hyper progressive

feinstein would be 91 when the term ends. 91!

I could see her throwing a tantrum when she loses.

He's disgustingly fat. All you daughter-fucking southern obesetards are even fatter. That's all.

>(((Kasparian))) vs. (((Feinstein)))

>armenian
>works for the fucking young turks
How the hell do you answer that question?

Kek every time she pretends to be serious somebody will trot out her videos.

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i want to hate fug her so bad

Trust a snake before a Jew and a Jew before a Greek, but don't trust an Armenian.

I knew aristotle was full of shit
The ghost of Crassus might disagree with that armenian bit though

>Kasparian to Feinstein: GET OUT OF THE SENATE, YOU FAT FUCK!

Will the jews allow this?

what the fuck are you on about shlomo, id trust either of those before i trusted (((you)))
and from what I know this roastie is a race traitor and hated by most armenians

Cenks dried up brown turd of a penis lol

Pretty funny, but could have used more Alex Jones references.

Plus she'll be the junior senator, she won't have as much clout as Kikestein for another 20 years.

While I like to get Feinstein out of there by any means necessary, I don't like giving Kasparian access to the Senate.

Pick someone else.

Ana would be the hottest politician in CA that's for damn sure

God damn I'd genocide that pussy

Good God this bitch knows how to look like she knows how to be a woman

This has to happen.

Memes will be remembered forever

Nah it'll be a white person with ties to the liberal political party in Cali. Someone with connections to jerry brown or something. The liberal white political class is pretty strong here even though they want to turn us into a giant Mexican plantation.