ITT anime in reverse

Traveling badges salesman.

A friendly alien cat turns monsters into normal girls so that Madoka can have friends.

Philanderer's jealous girlfriend finally snaps and staples his mouth; he throws her away in self-defense

Some kid saves the world and grows distant with all his friends before going to live with his teacher.

A woman is given a gun that turns pizzas into shitty people by a cabal of brains living in urine. After collecting enough data she returns to HQ to report her findings.

a sword evolves into a boy

A man slowly loses every gamble he's involved in, until he becomes a broke loser who sucks at cards

That's just HF played straight.

Basically the same

One of the 7 Great World Powers in a fantasy realm reincarnates as a fat 34 year old otaku in Japan

Ms.Trigger gives up a life of pirate adventures and exploring the galaxy to settle down and live a normal life

damn the girls look ugly, especially syphiette

A young pilot of a machine of war suffers tragedy over and over, eating away at his mental health and degrading his battle performance, until he returns to the land of his birth and abandons the machine of war to be with his family.

A queen's country is thrown into chaos and turmoil, and instead of fixing it she just goes to Japan to be a normal high schooler

A journey to deliver 12 magic swords to their new owners in order for the MC to go live in an island, as he always wanted.

A Zombie that gains humanity and grows out of being a little girl to live a typical Japanese life

Kyon-kun denwaaaaa.

Homeless bums kidnap a baby and leave it in a pile of trash

A boring man's slow decent into hiki/neetdom

After months of declining sales, the new manager of the amusement park is fired.

Various supernatural occurrences in a town drive a group of friends apart, and once she's lost everyone she loves one of the girls kills her crush and commits suicide.

British couple use magic to shrink themselves, bring back people to life and them break up

After becoming a rock star, a catgirl becomes too shy to join the K-On club.

Hot-headed musician joins band only to quit it after she realizes everyone is a shitter

A mercenary travels the world with a woman he'll never have the balls to fuck. Then gives up, becomes a cuck to a nigger on a boat and gets a boring desk job.

A bunch of MMORPG players continuously lose their progress in raids and are pushed back to their town by a goblin army, where their government, led by an increasingly anti-social enchanter, slowly dissolves into a state of anarchy before everyone is sent back to the real world.

A hero travels to Earth to become the parkour champion.

Time slows down as friendly priest brings back people from the dead. Said people willingly get themselves back into jail only for one of them to be forced out by an all-to-honest lawyer.

>About to post this same thing
I hate you yet I love you.

A half human,half alien man goes around the world bringing aliens and people back to life, his son forces himself to age so he can help his dad on his journey.

God decides heavean is boring and comes down to earth and chooses the form of a robot car.
He meets a boy and a girl who travel with him back to the boy's hometown.
When they arrive the girl takes the car and dissappears

Wait, so Kaiji is a palindrome?

BRAVO FUKUMOTO

>psst, kid. Wanna buy some badges?

Pervert adventurer falls into poverty and gets kicked out of the fantasy realm to live as a generic neet in Japan.

A demon turns into an angel and assembles a sister for herself, saving christmas in the process. Then her sister gets her virginity back, only to lose it again in the next episode. Then they repair a bunch of clay figures, which creates ghosts.

A man losing both his age and his confidence in himself, then lives on in the shadow of another man.

Gods remove the double exp boost from a newbie so that he can level up normally.

It doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

A cute girl in a stable relationship slowly starts becoming more and more chuunibyo until finally her boyfriend decides to break up with her.

Siblings' relationship slowly deteriorates because she's an insufferable otaku.

A dude gets fed up with drowning in bitches and slowly begins sending them away until he is finally able to enjoy the quiet, everyday girl-free life he always wanted.

That happened to me in Wakfu

A skeleton starts out ruling the world and then finds out he's been in a video game the entire time

>Rainbow Badge
>Eight colours.

Christmas Party.

A girl with an ironic nickname rapes almost every girl on an island and infects them with a sexually transmitted diseases, so she's sent back home.

A 30 year old NEET with an explosive temper gets an awesome government job where he keeps track of magical girls, aliens, robots and people with superpowers.

Some dude with a big sword and his mentally handicapped waifu gets kidnapped by a skeleton knight and gets taken away to hell where his waifu gets raped into sanity by this gay ass bird man
Fuck this is hard someone else do this

It's better if you use series that are finished instead of things that are still ongoing.

Boy and friends make a deal with izanami to bring mist to small town and release a man whose only crime was to take people's out of the TV.
As the mist disappears the boy breaks up his friendship one by one until he just decides to go to tokyo.

Man saves abandoned city.

The class comes back from the dead

Its about a hero for fun whose power is to create and heal stuff with his punches.

An idol group loses popularity until the group falls apart and they stop being friends.

guy keeps dying and reviving while looking for the worst possible end so that he can return back to his homeland and be a NEET

A guy that loses all his fights with only one punch

A powerful god of death slowly cures his stress-induced myopia by taking on easier jobs.

Guy curses his town with supernatural beings and breaks up with a bunch of girls.

Woman moves to the city with her two kids and then eats them with her vagina, then goes to college.

After a peace treaty is signed, a military squad takes their tank apart and enjoys days of leisure until the heroine gets on a train and departs for her hometown.

Incompetent supernatural doctor infects and plagues all those he meets with magical bacteria.

A superhuman wipes his memory and immigrates to another city in order to start a new life as a regular human.

A bald hero expends his life energy to restore hundreds of monsters to life, who all proceed to return to seclusion as penance for their past crimes. The bald hero grows weaker and weaker, until he must return to a normal civilian life. Thankfully, his hair managed to grow back.

A group of heinous criminals terrorises the entire Earth.

doesn't work well with NHK, honestly not much changes

Can be part of the joke, though.

>raped into sanity
fuck now I want to see this used more often

Fuck

Beautiful.

Everyone in a class full of adults taking part as a research experiment goes from having healthy relationships and being able to cope with their problems to breaking up becoming increasingly anti-social and eventually just giving up on the whole project entirely and returning to their lives as boring adults

I actually did watch this one backwards too, in a fit of defiance/autism.

what animu?

You're not serious, are you?

yes

A bunch of schoolgirls break free from being possessed by one girl only to become mediums for other ghosts. After spending time in a class taught by the man they all divorced, they visit a hospital to have the ghosts removed and do amazing things like throwing up entire bottles of pills or jumping up buildings. Then, the original girl who possessed them comes back to life thanks to a friendly Japanese driver.

After a boy attempts strangling a redheaded girl, a robot from space enters a giant lady costume to reconstruct Earth and recreate humanity out of orange goo. Turns out the boy was inside the robot all along, and the redheaded girl is healed by giant robot seagulls. She however loses hope in a losing battle against the retreating government forces attacking her place of work. The young boy also becomes depressed, and masturbates to the girls unconscious body.

Come on man, it immediately comes up on google search.
It's a classic, you ought to know it.

A local detective heroically pulls women out of televisions.

He also had experimental eye surgery done to correct a birth defect, his arm was also restored. He then makes a bunch of undead friends who eventually leave him behind while he fights a fat guy in armor

What's the anime?

Everytime he pulls punches he creates powerful monsters and villains, thus losing the respect of people around him.

Sasuga Japanese Trucku, they were agents of healing all along

Shit, I hadn't thought of using reverse image search. Thanks user, will definitely watch it.

Acupuncturist travels the ruined countryside healing despots and tyrants. People wish he would leave.

Wouldn't he gain respect though? The public disliked him more as the series progressed.

Enjoy, it's my all-time favourite. It's a slightly different kind of tank though.

The president of the United States sends people on horseback from New York to California to bury Jesus across America

Holy fuck, this is depressing

A guy breaks up with his girlfriend who is also his coworker she gets more and more violent as time passes so he quits.

A traveling merchant and his wolf girl companion travel around a medieval land. Every deal they makes seems to work out for the but fails miserably by the end, with them constantly losing money. With their relationship deteriorating, the two part ways by the end with the wolf girl disappearing naked in the night.

I meant his hero buddies

I want one done for Death Note but I'm in no state to write one coherently myself.

Guy establishes as an urban legends, bringing back criminals left and right until his intensity and interest dwindles and fades into obscurity.

Ryuuk the recovering appleholic gets bored and confiscates the book and go back to afterworld to play some dice instead of being hooked into substance abuse

Ah finally a realistic LN.

Made my night.

After her friend falls into a coma, an angel goes around taking people's letters from them. After all of them are collected, the two girls fuse together and are abused by their dad.

An accomplished lord gets repeatedly demoted through bad decisions while losing his interest in aesthetics.

I think I had a dream like this

Wait, I can improve it.

The elf king turns Casca retarded, and then he occasionally accompanies Guts and his friends through various events. Over time, they decide to leave - either to live a life of a thief, learn magic or pursue religious enlightenment. Even the elf that was with Guts leaves at one point. This is very tough on his spirit..

But then Skull Knight takes them into a giant vortex in the middle of a red lake, where a dark bird-man heals Casca by taking in the remainder of the Elf King's semen in her body and transferring it into his balls. His minions also revive an army of dead people. This weakens him a lot, and he is left immobile for a year, until some guy heals his skin and organs by implanting them - and even putting new nails!

Then he goes on to meet the King of Midland who thanks him for saving their precious knight and lets him fuck his daughter. After that, he fights with Guts and those two start admiring eachother. From royal knights that successfully sieged castles that haven't been conquered in a hundred years, they slowly become an ordinary band of bandits. But that has made them happier than before - they look so much younger and satisfied!

...until Guts leaves after a certain sword fight. But that does not break Griffith - he is still a successful leader, but losing Griffith had a huge impact on the band's strength. Griffith goes to some old man and pays him money to remove the spell he took from Casca that's in his testicles..and something similar happens to Guts as well. After healing two men with his sword - his adoptive father, and a huge friend of his, he realizes that he has a certain curse in himself as well - and he lets the huge guy heal him...but he asked for 3 silver coins from his dad. Well, yeah, that's not much, but that set the budget of the band a bit.

He afterwards uses time-reversing cannons, and brings huge castles to their former glory.

And after all of this, he desides to crawl up [cont]

A group of friends/lovers are so close to each other that they begin developing a shared sense of physical and mental pain. In the end one of them decides to perform surgery to fix them for good and while they lose the sense of pain their relationships also worsen.