Hey faggots

Hey faggots,

My name is Nadeko and I fucking hate every single one of you. All of you are annoying, selfish, no-lifers who spend every second of their day buying stupid ass charms. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any snake skin? I mean, I guess it's fun not talking to other people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of class reps with glasses.

Tonikaku, don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the national twister team, and starter on my Shinobu search group. What sports do you play, other than "get scammed by Kaiki because I'm so stupid and gullible"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot half-vampire friend (he just rejected me; shit was SO haah?!). You should all do the world a favor and kill yourselves.

Pic related, it's me and my Koyomi-oniichan.

epic

kill you're self

8/10, needed more yankee noises.

>tfw remembering seeing this pasta for the first time

I can't believe that it's already been 3 years

JUST

>I also get straight A's
Is that true? I always assumed Nadeko was a mediocre to bad student like the fire sisters.

I love Nadeko.

You're manga is shit, faggot

>Tonikaku,

I still love you Nadeko.

Monogatari is shit and all Monogatari girls are shit

nadeko is cute

I got to "I fucking hate everyone of you".
I'm the 100th user. It's coming Nadeko. It's coming for you.

glory

He tried to do it. Forgive him father.

Hey Nadeko can I lick the gap between your skirt and thigh-high socks?

>Hey Nadeko can I lick the gap between your skirt and thigh-high socks?
You should know how that's called.

Okay

Feel the burn.

Come get some bitch.

>Tonikaku
>he just rejected me; shit was SO haah?!
That's rather sad Nadeko.
Don't worry I'll still love you anyway.

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>becoming a perfect gear in the economic machine
Yes, yes, my little livestock. Go on contributing to "society".

It's amazing how they never realize just how much like livestock they are. When you do try to point it out they scream and lock you up, probably so no one finds out.

Everyone looks the same, acts the same, and does one of a few jobs that millions of others do. It's not that you're replaceable and expendable, oh no. It's far worse. You're the most valuable tool that this world has to offer, and your masters certainly wouldn't want harm to come to you.

Of course, if a few have to die every so often so that fear may be re-instilled and the livestock cling tighter to the "protection" of their masters, it's a reasonable sacrifice.

not seen this in a while

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sauce?

I really miss this pasta and all the edits it got/gets. Good stuff, wish we saw more of the good stuff from time to time.