This is so perfect it had to be designed

This is so perfect it had to be designed.

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Crisis acting has never been so pure.

It's a shame his handlers won't be able to use him again.

lol we should meme this,

Maymay this "comped" see how funny

COMPEDDDDD

A fucking Bubba travel mug.

Better than the Sandy Hoax coroner named Dr.Carver.

Fucking THOUSANDS of dollars of Sushi!

he got his chance to shine and nailed it

you know that mug was comped

if you have never been comped then you wouldnt understand, taco nigger

Got a link? I could search for it myself, but I'd prefer a Sup Forums approved version, rather than have to sift through a dozen bullshit edited ones

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$100,000 is fucking nothing, you probably work at Taco Bell. Me and Steve would eat thousands of dollars worth of premium Japanese sushi while people like you shopped at publix. And the best part of it all is that it was all comped by the casinos. They loved Steve because he was a big spender. He'd literally put millions of dollars through the machines. If you want to spit on his grave that's okay with me.

fpbp

I thought this guy was a comedy actor at first and I'm still not sure he's legit, his mannerisms, expressions etc. Americans are definitely more "dramatic" in their behaviour, even in documentaries, everyday people sound and act like actors, it's pretty shocking

This guy was, sadly, real. An arrogant asshole, but truly in a tight spot. He knew his brother was a criminal, but he also knew his brother would not shoot up a concert. Could not exonerate him without the entire family being murdered, or if they were lucky, in jail. Stop with the "crisis actor" bullshit you fucking shills.

they could've gotten a straight story if it was by design. the entire setup would go unnoticed by anybody, they can carry it out at the time of their choosing. no pressure, no forced errors.

this whole thing is just an example of pure incompetence, in the immediate response and in the investigation. Clearly they made assumptions and ran on them on like the low IQ morons they are.

I kinda got that feeling too. Kinda like

"Holy Shit it's happening, I better think of the right thing to say before my family and I are in a hole in the desert"

His brother didn't do it. But he better not fuck up or he is dead too.

Do you honestly doubt that a universe so calculatedly sadistic was not designed?

how do I get comps? my job comps me insurance but I need food and shampoo and stuff too

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>so perfect it had to be designed

checkmate atheists

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Truly the most A E S T H E T I C mass shooting event in modern history.

chuckle'd

I know this isn't a mass shooting but...

harrison hanks trained robbie parker, who started out as a minor leauge mascot,

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I miss Eric

Go to prison.

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he is gonna COMMIT SUICIDE......... gonna find him dead in his house
fucking CIA is doing all of this, MK ULTRA you motherfuckers

This, it was kino af

are turks white?

not really true; you can still find plenty of stoic, withdrawn, introverted, remote, distant, unemotional, inexpressive people. look at jeffrey dahmer and his father, they are german descent but raised in the midwest.

>jeffrey dahmer
A turbo psycho isn't a great example user, maybe it's something modern but I find americans to be exaggeratedly expressive when on TV, granted that's my only source but still, it's coming from a eurospic and my people are usually very overt but they don't have that acting thing, they're pretty awkward when the camera is pointing at them.

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