Nail In The Coffee Pot

Rap user where are you? I got lyrics here that go hard. Please rap.

youtube.com/watch?v=TjxV8W5vbZs

This fuckin wigger man
Just wont shutup will you?
Talk about a coffee pot
you owe me
Im promoting you right now
Lets put the nail in this cofee pot

Chorus
I DONT WANNA BE LIKE THIS
I DONT REALLY WANT TO HURT NO FEELINGS
BUT IM ONLY BEIN REAL WHEN I SAY
NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR AN OLD WIGGER RAP
OLD WIGS HAVE HEART ATTACKS AND I DONT WANNA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT
SO PUT THE MIC DOWN AND WALK AWAY
AND YOU CAN STILL LIVE WITH NIGS ONCE WE SEGREGATE

I would never claim to be no marshall mathers
a 44 year old washed up rapper
So how can he come at me with a coffee pot
when he aint been hot since before proof was shot

Please dont the coffee would probably miss me
hit you and then your ass will be history
but then again you'll finally get your wish
cuz the coffee burns will make you blacker than 50cent

Fuckin punk pussy coming at Trump
Gimme a one-on-one and see if I dont fuck you up
Tryin to jump the alt right and they cut you up
and you put SJW on a track thats how much you suck
Dick in the establishment

Swear that you in the streets freestylin
you sittin on a jet headed to pedo island
and beggin motherfuckers for B E T views
When real black people dont evn fucking respect you
or take you serious.
Its not that they dont like you, they hate you period.

Talk about a mid life crisis damn
Last week you was talkin shit on women and fags.
Now you PC? What the fucks with that.
Be on a freestyle kissing hillarys ass
and asking me what I know about a border wall
Bite me
bitch I got 30 million illegals and no nation
Fight me

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What do I know about standin in front of a jew like a man
ready to take whatever plot that hes planned
What you know about your nation slicing its wrists
right in front of the only thing that you have in this world
your blood and soil
And I put that on her, when this is all over
I would never try to break her down and leach off her

I dont know shit about no coffee pots
but what you know about public schools and finding jobs
when your the only white boy up in that bitch just trippin
pressin up your own resumes and your haircut slickin
after spenidng six hours on pol and stormer
makin copies of pro white fliers
and put them up in safe spaces
spending your whole paycheck trying save our nation

What you know about bein attacked and told you have no rights?
Oh thats right you know what thats like your still white
Vanilla Ice spill the beans and rice
your no longer white
Im eatin you a live in side
If you that much of a leftist put the mic down
you should be out killin racists right now
Kill a racist dead Kill em dead bitch
Coffee on the head, go ahead bitch
Slap Donald, slap the fuck outta him
He cant sue you he wouldnt get a buck out of ya
cuz your broke as fuck you suck
your a fuckin joke

If you was really sellin records well than what the fuck
you stop for dummy
If you still sold records you'd make a lot more money
than you do from shillin
You'll never have no nation
youll never be black
You'll never know what its like to be a nigga
lifes a bitch
aint it wigga?

Here let me break this shit down in laymens
terms for you just to make sure that you can understand this
and Trump talking white usin too many big words for you
So you can understand if I say it slower
let it go wig its over.

Chorus Again
I DONT WANNA BE LIKE THIS
I DONT REALLY WANT TO HURT NO FEELINGS
BUT IM ONLY BEIN REAL WHEN I SAY
NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR AN OLD WIGGER RAP
OLD WIGS HAVE HEART ATTACKS AND I DONT WANNA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT
SO PUT THE MIC DOWN AND WALK AWAY
AND YOU CAN STILL LIVE WITH NIGS ONCE WE SEGREGATE

Will the real sclim grumpfle plz stan up

the apple fell far from the tree

eminem is the rap version of Korn, and I grew out of both of them about the same time.

the only difference is eminem does shorts about sucking producer's dicks and the guy from korn sings about getting diddled by his uncle or whatever.

either way its gay

sage

oh, or linkin park... Im pretty sure that guy got diddled too rip

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Eminem is 5'8"... who gives a shit what he says?

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>since before proof was shot

oh fuck

Nice. First time hearing M&M lyrics since, chika, chika slim shady

Yeah man these go hard. I need the rap user who recorded the vocaroo to go ahead.

FRESH COFFEE OC

youtube.com/watch?v=w7q9-NabWUk

There are better diss tracks than pol's out there:

youtube.com/watch?v=AP-wsrNJd4g
youtube.com/watch?v=oktJpCKz8Xo

the rap user sounded like weird al yankovic

Feminem

>Yo did you see Eminem today at the B.w.E.T’s?
>Black and white entertainment
>It’s like the nineteen thirties.
>Poor wigger begs and prays to moloch so that he could be black
>gaining street cred from the coloreds by goin on the attack
>Against trump, DJT, current president of the day
>build a wall and that’s bigoted, fake a southern drawl that’s okay
>grow pubic hair on your face but shave it for twenty years without a trace
>>>(Insert verse about race)
>but today things are different, this country is worse
>Vote for obongo to get change, now it’s been reimbursed
>cuz four years later niggers gettin shot for swipin’ Caitlyn Jenner’s purse
>Vote for trump because you want to make
>The country great?
>Well you’ve made a big mistake
>You can go jump in a lake
>Already got my pubic beard
>Next an eyepatch I will take
>one eyed symbolism, that stuff is dank
>I’m building a private army of my own personal snowflakes
>This is a nation without borders
>this ain’t Eminem anymore nah this is aids ridden venom snake
>The old brand got tired and worn down so that’s it
>Now go on B.E.T. And start throwing a fit
>Guess these sick rhymes are no longer lit
>don’t believe a word I say I’m just doin a bit
>Throw away the wrapper, spew them out in your spit
>cuz at the end of the day these Eminem’s will always be white chocolate

I felt sorry for you OP so I bumped this thread.
I know the feel of having a thread die too soon.
I hope some user records your rap as a vocaroo.

Yo, factual rapanon here. Not sure how to prove myself but I'm the dude. You guys want me to go in on this? I'll actually try to get proper production values if you want... I'm having a blast with how big the last one blew up

Fucking Ann Coulter tweeted us, we /Jews/ now

Hide the slide.

post last one wigger

Also in coming back because adapting the old benzino bars to a diss track now has been on my mind for a day and seeing this thread.... good shit here... if I do it we have to meme it

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This is so cringe this is the equivilent of wearing a kek flag in public

CRINGE TO THE MAX

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based wigger. do it for Adolf

Is this Sinead O'Connor in the Econo Lodge? Or, oh yeah...

DO IT FAGGOT this shit is really funny right now

Thank you for showing up bro. I spent some hard energy on these lyrics. I'd record it but I dont have software. I wanna get this on youtube.

i love these. i wrote a jeb bush one last night and vocarood it if anyone cares.

vocaroo.com/i/s0W4uNXXb5sw

lyrics

Jebby Jeb here fuck Drumpf he’s whack
MC Guac in the buildin can my niggers please clap
I really don’t care if you losers don’t feel me
Cuz when I was born my mama tried to kill me
Part of the Bush clan and we always keep it funky
Pretty much a retard but my daddy still love me
I’d kill for him, die for him, love him so much
Tongue kiss him public tell the haters so what
Cuz thats how we do it up in the Bush clan
Played with toy turtles while my big brother planned
9/11 in advance, I never had a chance
To get elected when I whipped out the turtles from my pants
You jealous that every night I be banging Columba?
Is she really a troll? Sometimes I have to wonder
Now it’s time for me to run and get some guac in my tummy
Just remember my niggers vote Jeb! 2020

Right on. My only issue is that it might be a little weak to diss Eminem by altering the words in his own flow; what do you think if I alter it here and there, so it's an original flow that, at the proper times, falls into mimic his for a moment? Seems more powerful to me if we demonstrate originality that is fully capable of "being" old em, because he clearly can't without a pill bottle anymore. Weak faggot

I hope Eminem responds to us.

>we live in a timeline that an anonymous imageboard gets into rap feuds with big name rappers

Well I went with the parody Mr. Bond angle on this one. You can modify it if you want but I thought it was cool to flip his own script on him. How do you do the recording? I may try one myself.

I just think parodying can only go so far, you know? If you use it sparingly it can sting like a fucker but the real strength in our first track was that it was lit as fuck in an original sense--parodying slims old cadence with our own flow and cyphers right?

I just threw two voice tracks and an MP3 into reaper to do the first one; wanted to turn it around as fast as possible before the thread died

Do what you need to do m8. You're clearly talented, the goal here is to be as lit as humanly possible and make a rap feud between an ecuadorian anonymous lyricism message board and Eminem.

Yeah true. Just more people recognize his actual songs so if its flipped around on him with decent lyrics it could go huge. When people here his own bars taken to attack him they'll keep listening. Im about to log off I guess I will look for you tomorrow night.

>I don't wanna be like this
>I don't wanna hurt no feelings
>but I'm only being real when I say
>nobody wants to hear they
>grandfather rap
>(nope)
I would never start a battle with
Marshall Mathers, it's
Only after that faggot lambasted
Daddy that--

twitter.com/jojoh888/status/919017367883132928

My mom used to lock me in her trailer,
and get all the little black boys from the neighbourhood to come in there
they'd walk me around just like a rodeo,
then go at me like a coal train, two at a time dawg- hoo! hoo!

naw I'm just kiddin', but I did suck their dicks,
for real dog, Dre only signed me coz of my white boi lips,
Get down on all fours, ass in the air, just the tip
do a fart,
make some room,
[Dre's voice]: yo Jay Z you wanna get in on this?

And yeah I had my face done, it looks good, don't it?
I went to the same guy that blew up Kim's ass (wooo!) and yo Kanye,
I'm writing you a letter,
its an invitation,
to come round to my trailer park and rape me in the basement.
Don't be a stranger dawg,
all you brothers are welcome
to drop by when you want
and shoot your man juice up my rectum!
And now I'm shit talking Trump, running the same old joke,
Its like that time I was in jail and bent down to grab the soap,
and four or five or six big black dudes jumped up on me,
I knew then how it must feel now to be just like Hillary.

Stupid Drumpf, stupid cheeto, stupid racist, stupid president,
And that stupid wig he wears everyday like nuh uh (girlfriend),
Blonde toupees, orange skin, that shit is so last year dawg,
we laugh about his fat ass when I dress up and go out with the other queers,

When I shake my tail for Weinstein and that Podesta dude its funny,
The fat one fucked half of hollywood and the other swaps kids for money,
And I'm the one that's fucked up, coz I take it in the ass?
Naw dawg, fuck that, here's your grab the pussy pass,
Squeeze it, tease it, fist me to the elbow,
As long as you got nigger dick, baby im your homo.

ICP has already destroyed Eminem with this:

youtube.com/watch?v=GjUMnxy0kmk

Eminem is the U2 of rap music.

Truth, although freak on a leash is still pretty rockin

vocaroo.com/i/s1HewB3nAt7j

kek nobody cared about user's hard work

do it

>I hope Eminem responds to us.

>00

These were so fucking cringe worthy it's sad that this took you time, let the real wigs go for it anons

Strike the iron while it’s hot. Please do this one Not mine but I thought it was hilarious.

Dr Dre's bottom bitch white boi dissed Trump in a taped "freestyle" rap that aired on Negro Entertainment Television.

Wigga had to do what his black masta told him.