Americucks on suicide watch

Americans BTFO.

>”The average erect penis size in America is 5.57 inches, about an inch shorter than the standard condom size”
>”Experts believe this is one of the main reasons why just one-third of single American men use a condom during sex”
>”Now the FDA has made a policy change that will allow companies to make smaller condoms”
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AMERICANS BTFO OVER AN AD DISGUISED AS A NEWS STORY!

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> FDA has made a policy change that will allow companies to make smaller condoms
Why was it forbidden before?
Why would they even go so far as to regulate that at all?

Show your fucking flag
Fucking cool lol

>muh dick

Fat people have small dicks.

Because American white men are impotent and have horrific genes which leads to balding at the age of 19 and low test. It was literally the last resort not to hurt their ego. This is the “master race” at work.

condoms are god damn terrible anyway just avoid fucking anyone you wouldn't without a condom

6.75ish x 4.25ish reporting. Cut but restoring

What's that in real measurements?

I can barely fit most condoms on my dick. Too thick. Get mad, short-dicked fgts.

length doesn't matter in a condom it just stays rolled at the base, its girth that would be an issue. OP linked article and this thread posted by people who possibly have never needed to use one?

>tfw I have to buy Magnum condoms because the regular size is too small
>tfw it's always a cutie at the register when I buy them

>US turning into a spic country
>average dick size dropping
What did they mean by this?

This is caused by 2 factors: increasing non-white population (nigger population has been stable for decades) and increasing waist size, aka fatness. Remember, this condom average was determined in an older whiter USA.

since when does FDA 'make' condoms?

>as america got browner the average penis size shrunk

I only fuck raw. Condoms are for simps

This. Researchers at the CDC are all women. Girth is the real issue. Needle dicks getting BTFO by the CDC.

>tfw you thought you were big but you are only average

The shit they put on the water is making men's dicks smaller, buy Super Male Vitality and your dick will get so big you will need jumbo condoms in just one week!

This is fake news.

I'm just a regular white boi.... and even I use Magnums.

>posts his faggot ass posing with his bulls condoms
>doesn’t post dick

>being this insecure about the size of your dick

Sounds like you're projecting. Why would you think in insecure?

Literally no one cares. Lick my nice pale white ass faggot

Maybe it's because you took the time to take a photo of your magnum pack along with a timestamp so you could post on an anonymous image board

>mad about someone posting in a thread, on a website that is made to have threads to be posted in.

Topkek

>tfw you thought you were small and it turns out you are top 97 length and top 100 girth

Man, the whole penis size thing really does a number on men psychologically. imagine actually having a small dick when I felt bad about mine as Chud Thundercock

post more you fucking faggot

6'3" 205lbs Chad who buys Magnums here. I may even try Magnum XL

SHWING
I hope it has fiveskin

what do you have

If you can use regular Mags, the XL's ain't that much bigger.

Erect cock in condom or gtfo

thats what ive heard but ive broken once and also my head looks like its suffocating with a condom on. Sometimes it feels like bloodflow to my dick is being cut off too

I really miss having a girlfriend and using him & her KY lube

>”Experts believe this is one of the main reasons why just one-third of single American men use a condom during sex”

So if we even believe this tabloid bullshit and look at birthrates in the USA, who would you say isn't using rubbers?

>from 3.5 to 5.0 inches in width.

Wut?

I've very rarely used condoms, and every time I do they break. Shit is way too small.

finally. i got a tiny thin dick.

I thought this was already known
>getting buttflustered and bombing the shit out of people isn't obvious penis envy

You ever have the girl make jokes loudly about it when the store's full?

It don't matter. N-none of this matters

youtube.com/watch?v=qX-YfuVQmX8

I might just be super fucking horny atm. I'd have sex with just about anything right now

Seriously can anyone explain this? Neither of these measurements make sense for "width". Or circumference or whatever.

ill fug ur boipucci bby ;)

>4.25 circumference

Jesus that's sad.

hispanic immigration finally taking its toll

Sadly, were just small.

>faggot is hypersexual
oh.....wow. im shocked

dont say you wouldnt rape his boipucci, fagboi.

Mine's about 6.75 bone pressed x 5, but it literally doesn't matter. Most white guys I've seen (which isn't many honestly) have dicks proportionate with their height. Most around 5.5 inches or even a little less. Most guys don't go around showing their dicks

I'm not a faggot. I'm bisexual sometimes. I have bipolar disorder. I don't like it in the ass. I just like looking cute in converse and stuff sometimes and having my butthole licked and getting blown by a guy. Yeah, I'm a little bit kinky and weird

>live in society advanced enough for massive city structures and motorcycles
>uses a sword
anime retardation never ceases to amaze me

They need to do something about average condom girth. Who else /thick/ here?

It's Fate what kind of logic do you really want

this desu and my dick ain't even that big

>I'm not a faggot
>I'm bisexual sometimes
>sometimes
holy shit, user. thank you.

>Most guys don't go around showing their dicks
Thats where you have it all wrong bby

jew slave/10

>Americans BTFO.
you mean spics and chinks

So u like my dick? what would you do to it? would you suck it?

You're not most, but congratz

Hide the slide.

>”Experts believe this is one of the main reasons why just one-third of single American men use a condom during sex”
Condoms suck though, some STDs can be transmitted through pre-cum but otherwise pulling out works just as well.

>too long
>they fall off

Shouldn't they fall off only if the girth is too large

>Condoms suck though
thats what ur mum said last night, cuckboi

7.75l x 6.2c here

Feels fucking good

post dick

Typical Americans. Can't even use condoms properly.

hahahaha

>>”Experts believe this is one of the main reasons why just one-third of single American men use a condom during sex”
>not just whiggers parroting nigger culture

BT FO

Mfw needle dick, I can hit her uterus but can't fill the entire canal

>faggot shill makes thread about cocksize
>its obvious bait
>entire thread is anons talking about the size of their cocks
>using condoms ever

If you aint fucking for the purpose of procreation with a wife that you selected as being the best genetic broodpot for your seed then you are just fucking jerking of using some dumb sloot instead of your hand. Looking back now that Im older I wish I would have never bothered with the sloots. Fuggin feels 6 million times better knowing that you are creating more white soldiers.

Also, if you are 7 long 6.5 round master race reporting in

Literally enslave the blacks again, and none of this matters

>implying white women really want to reproduce with a nigger and make something that looks like a genetic fuckup

this. kikes really did a number with that one. I was always extremely bashful of my size.. meanwhile every time I fucked a cumdumpster the whole town heard about how she didnt know it could hurt like losing her virginity all over again.

I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole, much less my own. It looks like Tyrones afro got stuck and tore off down there.

I want consumer level media to be less fucking idiotic, that's what I want.

> him & her KY lube
that shit is really not fucking good for you. Nothing says "man I should put that all over my cock" quite like industrial by-products.

>be full of shit skins
>somehow have a lower average dick size
>muh dik

>thinking that penis size is what gets you a hot loving and loyal white wife

oh lawd, its money, sweetie, bless your heart.

not a pussy, is a shithole

>also that means my 6.5 inch dick is now big.

fug yeah

That's FATE/; if you did some research you'd find out that that the characters are supposed to be legendary heroes from the past. They did use swords in the past and are proficient enough with them, so why would they swap it for a gun?
Technically, in any Fate game, the characters receive general knowledge of the era they were summoned into, so Arthur, or for example, Charlemagne would be able to drive a car and a bike. They would probably know how to use guns, but it's better to stick with what you're good at, right?

>tfw you are technically big but your girth is lacking and it makes u feel like a pencildick
8.5x5.5 btw

>the length of the penis is what determines how well the condom fits

British education everyone.

>It's like a fishing rod

oh god

no bully
i'd trade two inches of length for half an inch of girth in a second

This is a thing that happened recently with all this spics moving into our country.

Honhonhon Iz not hairy enough

It does seem to have girth, but it's not very aesthetically pleasing. I'd suck it, but it's not as beautiful as my cock.

>spics
>heavily catholic
>don’t believe in birth control
>”hurr muhfuggin spics having these damn kids taking muh jerbs”
>”n-no it’s the spics needing these smaller condoms, I swear..”

Nice try, Cletus.

>now condoms will be too small

Thanks mexicans

The only thing I take from this is I thought I was my girls first creampie but that statistic about only a third of men using condoms has made me question that.

>tfw need magnums/XL/whatever but always use self checkout because I don’t want the cashier to see them
I legitimately don’t know why it makes me so nervous

>I'd suck it, but it's not as beautiful as my cock.
post dick, its also 6' or 15cm in girth.

Either you have baby hands or you've folded your hand behind your dick to hide it, making it seem smaller in comparison to make your dick look bigger. Taking this into account, I'd say your dick isn't even 6" long.

its like 7.2' so now post ur dick

Mmh, If your dick is 2" wide, which it should be if it really is 6" around, then I guess it is about 7" long.

I only know this because mine is... pretty much the same.