Look in the mirror

>look in the mirror
>look EXACTLY like this

What do you do?

>I became my waifu

curse the gods for torturing me by making me a girl but not dfc.

I take the poster off the mirror and brush my teeth or whatever I was looking in the mirror for

>tfw dreamed i was uiharu on multiple ocassions
get a feeling so complicated

I have been discounted

test if cute girls really do not poop

do the kimi no na wa
tfw nobody saw it yet

be an idol

This is your calling. Let someone who self-inserts as Misaka take advantage of you.

Take nudes just in case I turn back.

NTR shy anons

I want to be your Saten~

I'd become the village bicycle.

become #1 here

masturbate

be popular

pray i don't have a pet dog

Why am I attached to Mori Summer.

fuck a bunch of dudes

Become the heroine in a stereotypical rape/mindbreak H-manga, obviously.

I don't get it.

Indulge myself in bestiality.
No seriously, if I were a girl I'd really want to try out dog cocks.

Would you rather look like Shinka and fuck dudes or look like Rikka and stay pure?

The first option has no downsides.

Masturbate
Find a hot lesbian chick to bang
Repeat

Masturbate with my new vagina

Why would anybody want to stay pure? There's literally no reason.

You've been watching too much porn

dumb sluts pls go and stay go

This

Masturbate until I pass out.

You don't have to be a girl to do that.

This. I'd probably masturbate soo much that I'd grasp all my sensitive spots, learn how I can make myself climax faster or slower.
Then I'll look for clothing that make me look like an ojousama should my hair be long and straight or a tomboy if it's short and sexhair.

Masturbate

masturbate

[x] GENUFLECT

then go see a doctor.

>Being content with masturbation instead of the real thing

There's really only one choice here.

What else would you do?

Immediately start touching myself then find the nearest person to fuck.

Can you honestly say you wouldn't try fishing for dick when you're this hot?

Find the nearest group of black gentlemen.

Earn insane amounts of money camwhoring. Remain virgin.

You seriously want aids huh?

No aids in my fantasy.

Marry a rich guy and use his money to translate h-games like Monobeno, uncensor h-OVAs and take over wani.

Seduce Dekomori

shitpost about it on Sup Forums

It's just like any other day for me since I'm already a Shinka.

Take ~12 miles of dick in me

What did he mean by this?

If I'm being serious I'd firstly call the police. Someone did something to me and with today's technology people will know I'm still me and not someone just lying.

Hatefuck my new waifu.

I want to fuck you user.

wake up

Throw away the hair clip.

Yourself?

nigga, he's talkin about going on a road trip on dick what the fuck do you think he's talkin about?

>Get job as high-class call girl
>Rake in the money
>Life will be so easy

Dekomori, obviously.

Rape anons

Why is my breast size so small? I remember her tits being bigger in the anime.

You've read too many doujins, they're not that big.

It's not as fun in 3D. Diseases exist.

You remembered wrong.

masturbate

How old is Shinka?

Being a huge slut might be difficult in some countries

Sluts find a way.

masturbate

Just find the most alpha of alpha males if you're that hot. Someone that would love me implicitly, is rich, and is superior physically.

No homo.

Around 400 years old give or take.

What is the fastest way to get in a bukkake?

Go to a high school party and strip down I guess?

This, there's just no other answer.

Fuck my dog

normalfags tend to be too normal (surprise surprise) to jump into strange, fetishistic gangbangs or public sex. It takes a special kind of person to jump that bandwagon without second thoughts or inhibitions, regardless of how much alcohol is involved. You'd be better off finding an online group for networking that kind of stuff. There's really no shortage.

Alternatively, orgies are commonly advertised online and typically are 99% men and occasionally 1 or 2 ugly, overweight girls with no self-esteem. Crash that with Shinka's body and you'd be in for an all-you-can-eat dick buffet.

>barely anybody who'd fuck Dekomori.

What happened to Sup Forums?

As representative of Sup Forums I'd like to inform you that small flat chested girls need penis and semen, not carpet munching.

Profit.

I would lick and sniff Deko's ass all day long

be a pure slut who sits on boys' laps and teases them but gets embarrassed when they hit on me.

That's the worst kind of a slut.

I bet all the anons saying they would go out and fuck are hypocritical purityfags

>and you'd be in for an all-you-can-eat dick buffet
No user would want that.