White people ruin everything, Again

Why aren’t millenials saving money?

>A Michigan woman has traded in her limited-edition Szechuan sauce packet from McDonald’s for a new car, media outlets report.

>Rachel Marie had originally intended to swap her “Rick and Morty”-inspired sauce for a collection of pins but was offered a 2004 Volkswagen GTI instead, according to an article by The Drive. Fox 2 Detroit reports that the car is worth $5,000.

>"I didn't even think I was going to get pin offers," Marie told The Drive. "Then he offered the car."

freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2017/10/13/rick-and-morty-szechuan-sauce-traded-volkswagen-michigan/762789001/

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>Trading a car for a packet of sauce.
This better be a meme.

>white people ruining anything.
This better be a meme.

sounds like fakenews ad campaign stunt

doesn't pass the sniff test

Reality is no more..

Enjoy paying those taxes on a clunker you stupid cunt.

And Esau traded away his birthright for stew

Hide the slide.

I'm starting to think that we should gas rick and morty faggots instead of jews. Fans of that show are more cancerous than any kikes I've ever seen.

>implying
Only white people do stupid shit like this and you know it. When it comes to collecting useless junk or shtick collectibles from Reddit shows instead of, say, working out, getting a job or having children, whites take the crown.

That idiot traded for a golf? I would have held out for at least a Jetta.

jinx?

It's the same car

>implying the overlap isn't like a Venn diagram of a dick in an asshole

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wubba lubba dub dub
my IQ is 195 if anyone is wondering B)

>tfw putting 15% into a ROTH 401k with a 5% employer match

Adults watching cartoons, let alone being excited for happy meal sauce is fucking pathetic.
youtube.com/watch?v=VBcwWeTZFsY

>saving money
But muh travel around the world! Muh experiences!

It was savory!

just googled this, it wasn't even particularly good stew, it was lentils
what a fucking turbopleb

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>sauce

>youtube recommends a series of vids from “vehicle virgins” and the “my gf” lisping son of a billionaire
>says he gets free aston db11 with purchase of huracan
>people get cars now for watered-down kraft bbq sauce
>muh ribwich sauce
Is is the same sauce? What in THE FUCK is mcdickalds putting in the rib sauce

this is why it's not worth having white children, they will just end up like this. it's better to just enjoy life instead.

speaking of this, any of you ever play the trading game?

You start out with a penny, and then go from house to house trading.
For example, you might trade the penny for a feather, and the feather for some wire, and the wire for a plastic toy, and the toy for a soap dispenser....etc.

Eventually people who play this game long enough have gotten up to trading houses and cars and shit like that

Save money for WHAT?
We have only about 70 years to live left AT BEST. Most wont make it that far.
You are not going to take your money to the grave. Enjoying every moment of your life, and spending money for it is the only logical choice.
Just don`t take any loans and you`ll be fine.

this is the dumbest craze of all time.

No kids, No regrets!

An enterprising person might start making counterfeit sauce packets...

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