What would you do if you was born a nigger?

What would you do if you was born a nigger?

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Nog myself

>Reject African culture
>Embrace Americanism

>if

Бecпoлeзныe нe-фьючepcы

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have a 2.0 gpa get into an ivy league school with a full ride fail my way to a bachelors in computer science get hired by google do nothing and complain i'm being oppressed and collect 250,000 two years out of college while all my coworkers have to do all the work cuz i don't do shit

My nigger brain would probably compel me to do nothing else but engage in self destructive/impulsive behavior

damn nice what fallout4 mods u using?

You get born black.
You choose to become a nigger.

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Then at least enlighten us as to what exactly is being slid.

nuffin

I'm on Sup Forums. Everyone here is already a nigger.

and what you do?

ugabuga?

t. nigger

Reroll the reincarnation dice and neck myself

I would nigga nigga nigga then ooga booga and finally bix noot

fuck white women

What if I was born one?

Get white girls pregnant.

Either you are smarter, better educated, and more productive than every single black person on the planet...

or

You are a deluded fool.

Just because they are rare doesn't mean the don't exist.

probably post poorly written slide threads on Sup Forums

Take for myself and let the white man pay.

Probably look and act retarded and harass some strangers on the street who I've never met and don't know.
99% of the time someone is harassing someone on the street it's a nigger doing it

Find the most successful black woman in my tribe and try to make things slightly less shit for the next generation. Worked out pretty well for white folks, might as well give it a go.

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>implying that niggers live in New Zealand

i would is kill mahself

Nigger stuff probably

Let me explain in song form:
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>implying a nigger can be self aware

I would do probably I want just want to do, everything that feels good in the short term.

nig

I would be confident, voluble and violent.
I would get a government job through my local tribal representative.

Aye

Harass the nice people of Ukraine

Get BLEACHED

FUCKING BRILLIANT

differentiate between nigga and nigger, black and nigger.

...

Your race is an instristic part of who you are.

So if I were a nigger it wouldn't be me anymore.

Xaviera

Somewhat accurate.
MUH HERITAGE americans are the worst, in all their varieties.

Eh, I don't know about worst

Smack my lips

No feelings

Kek
I want to upload this to my status but I don't know if this is actually funny or maybe I just browse this board too much.

What a lovely old jewess

Exploit the hell out of affirmative action and apply myself entirely to my studies.
Become a wealthy, educated black man.
Only associate with people of a similarly educated caliber and avoid my hood nigger family like the plague.
When they come begging for gibs I'll shut the door and call the police using my best respectful white man voice.
Comply entirely with officers, show them the utmost respect and go back inside my nice house in a respectable neighbourhood and go on living my life.
Die childless, having utilized my supreme African cock for purely recreational pursuits.

Do nothin'

I'd du nuffin

for spartaaaaaaa

I probably wouldn't do nothing.

The fucking comments lmfao.

Is not funny, is just true.

/runs off to listen to Johnny Rebel " If I could be a nigger for a day" opps, Jewtube removed the song due to violating their hate speech rules

I wouldn't even leave the house. Fucking racist cops would shoot me dead in minutes.

Get gibs