Why is she so perfect?

Why is she so perfect?

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>Aqua-sama brought good fortune and unforgettable friendships. Everyone should join the Axis cult

Cause she's a literal goddess

>when he says he prefers megumin

Porque ella es idiota.

Aqua is so fucking repulsive.

Aqua a best.

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Aqua is cum

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>I WILL BURN THIS SHOP TO THE GROUND IN THE NAME OF GOD

I'm not sure if she's best girl but she is best lich-slayer.

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She's a lovable retard

She won't say no when you enter the backdoor.
Will accompany you to the bar and drink like a sailor then puke like the president.
Doesn't really mind rough accomodations meaning you'll never have to buy a grand house just to live somewhere and fuck her then get along with your day. = cheap.

Lower than average intelligent

Aqua ackbar!

Because she has the best smile.

Only a God can grant us a second season and she did that.

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This, she's a cute.

But for the konosuba protag it's literally the opposite, Aqua has resurrected him once already and has saved the parties collective ass more than once.

I'm gonna join the Axis Sect of Admireres!

Aqua is for fucking.
Eris is for marriage.

> literally
Not exactly. A great deal of Kazuma's miseries come directly from Aqua being Aqua.

You could consider Big Order an unwelcomed second season of Mirai Nikki.
Opposite of what? Yuno was tragically insane but despite that she eventually gave her life for Yuki in a world where death really is permanent. In konosuba you're talking basic MMO resurrection and casual death encounter with Eris.

SLUT

OI U WANNA FUKKIN GO

What?

Wow. This thread really proves that worshipping Aqua will lower intelligence.

Why is Aqua so dumb and fat?

Lazyness. She's a neet goddess, spoiled by her place in the bureaucracy of heaven.

This, I don't understand the Megumemes.

Its simple

If Aqua is for fucking, and Eris is for marriage, then Megumin is for both.

Post Darkness fags

Succubus are for marriage.

> Marrying a harpy that takes your health, your money, and invades your home
3d worshiping pig pls go.

You cannot be more literally a whore

Aqua is just Cirno when she grows up and melts a little

Aqua please, succubus are pure, they only need a bit of your health and they only invade dreams, you must invite them to your home and are free.

>steal semen during sleep because that's just your thing
>offer that service for money
guess you're right

I make Aquard word play!

because she has the most chromosomes

well , the semen is her payment

they never charged actual money

They absolutely charge a modest fee to cover brothel expenses and taxes. Unlike wimmins they do not need to buy shoes/food/copper coat hangars, so it is impossible for real girls to compete.

>Fill aqua with semen all night
>she attempts a water trick the next morning
>left over cum pours out of her fingers

> She panics, casting all sorts of strange magic
> Slowly her fingers and arms start emitting gross slime
> Wake up
> Wrap arms around Aquafu
> She is now a slime girl crying aqua tears

>copper coat hangars
Is this a DIY abortion joke?

I want to protect this smile.

Because she's secretly a whore and you know it.

She doesn't even wear any underwear ffs.

I want to lick aqua's anus!

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I want Aqua to crawl under the bar and casually suck me off, and then move on to the rest of the patrons.

Aqua is love.

Aqua is life.

Aqua is a cunt.

This just proves they might wear a thong. Arguably the worst type of panty.

"Now is not the time to be looking at my butt."

She knows there is a time to appreciate a butt you find attractive.

She understands what is important in life.

She wants you to too!

Get out, you fucking infidel.

There is no way in hell she wears underwear in the anime. You can't even Schroedinger panties these things away. She's going commando, no argument.

Our goddess Aqua would never do such a thing.

Are you saying her holiness is not the epitome of divinity and purity such that she transcends such human limitations? Are you saying that she cannot be sexy and pure at the same time?

Heresy! Blasphemy!

First of all, you mean YOUR goddess. Second, yes she fucking would, she's a total whore.

She's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but she has it where it counts.

T&A?

FLABBY
ASS

But I prefer Darkness.

Aqua a best

Because she is second best girl and she doesn't wear pads, unlike Eris.

May Eris forgive misguided sheep in this thread.

kanjo fugitsu

bandwagoners who can't think for themselves who latch on to a meme to feel accepted on Sup Forums it happens a lot.

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memes are a result of popularity and not the cause

stay mad

I really REALLY like this thread.

memes are popularity and not part of causality

stay in school

Even though I was an Axis cultist from the start, I'll admit my faith wavered from time to time, but as soon as she went into confession with an Eris cultist and said
>When ever your faith waivers, repeat this saying "Eris wears pads.", and you will be blessed by Aqua
I became a full fledged devotee

>I left the noisy bath and went back by myself.

>“That, that is so mean! I...! I didn’t do anything...! I only visited the bath!”
>“Aqua-sama, how terrible... Erm, please, don’t cry anymore! When your tears touch my skin, it feels like an electric shock, it hurts...”

>After that, I met Aqua who was weeping in Wiz’s arms.

>“What is it now? Today is a bad day, trouble keeps coming one after another!”
>“What do you mean by bad day! What trouble! Why are you blaming everything on me!?”

>Aqua suddenly raised her head and snapped at me.

>“Erm... Aqua-sama went to the secret Hot Spring of the Axis cult, and the Hot Spring turned into normal warm water, after that...”
>“They chased me out! But I am a goddess! Why must I be chased out the church worshipping me!? That is too nasty!”

>By the way, this girl will purify water just by touching them.

>“And...! The thing that made me angry was when I told the Hot Spring manager ‘sorry for turning the Hot Spring into warm water, but it couldn’t be helped since I am the goddess Aqua herself!’, that manager... that manager he... he laughed with a ‘pfft’!... I am the goddess! That’s me!”

>Aqua started wailing again as Wiz patted her head to console her.

>I looked straight at Aqua.

>“... Pfft.”
>“Waaaahhhhhhh!!”
>“Kazuma-san!”


Aqua is made for bullying.

>pussy made of water

The feel of that on the penis must be really damned good.

>You will live to see this scene animated
January can't come soon enough

goddamnit user this made me hard

Rub lotion or lube on your inner forearm
Now rub just water on your other inner forearm

Tell me which felt better

because she is based on Benzaiten, the goddess of water and art

Super long torso, short legs, extra joint in right arm, extra finger on left hand, mouth size of nostril, skinny but double chin and no neck.

Why do people with deformities always end up being revered as deities or prophets?

Aqua get out of Sup Forums

>no straps
Well, she did. Maybe she's wearing a pastie or a bandaid but panties? there are none.

Why can't you make an interesting thread instead of boring stale post?

Announcing a sage is bannable, and you are not contributing.

When she squirts you can be 100% sure it's not piss on your chest.

What did she mean by this?

she doesn't like gooy stuff on her face.

Praise Aqua, Sup Forums.

Actually, they lived pretty well as construction workers

>asking intercession of a lesser goddess
>a goddess subservient to Aqua
>who wears pads

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Why bother with a filthy, poor girl like Megumin when you can have a literal goddess like Aqua?

I'd have Aqua cool an RX 480.

>Not a fury X

Are you saying that Aqua is really cool but not hot at all?

Pajeet, please.