Daily Japanese Thread DJT #1624

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Previous Cool And Dope Thread:

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aozora.gr.jp/cards/000220/files/1094_18853.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hero's_journey
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

What are some Japanese gangster phrases that will get me mad pussy like that hip dude in the OP?

オマンコください

Obligatory meme post.

俺わ日本

Today I did Anki for 38 minutes and then I read a visual novel for 2 hours and 6 minutes.

ebin.

Why is this a bad thing

Because he stopped to come shitpost here.

Because he should've done Anki for 2 hours and 44 minutes

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むむむ
やっぱ中国語諦めるか

ははは

Theres literally nothing wrong with this.

メアリーさんはラブレターを書くの上手だ。
アノンくんも？

Today I did Anki for 87 minutes.

Just roll your r's like a mother fucker and you will be one pussy loving cool cat.

Today I did anki for 34 minutes, read a visual novel for 2 hours 26 minutes, played Idolmaster Starlight Stage for 40 minutes and shitposted on Sup Forums for 6 hours 20 minutes.
At least today I didn't spend 3 hours masturbating like I usually do.

女の子（ビッチ）は俺のポスティングを読んだ後惚れてしまうぞ

あっ！とてもかっこいいだな。

大切な(you)へ
貴方の糞投稿毎日見てると
見蕩れてちまった
僕の嫁になれませんか

レイプさせてやがれ、この雌豚が！！

大切な(u)へ
ちゃんと童貞を守っているよね

レイプされてしまえば永遠の愛が咲くと言ってんだな

Today I did anki for 0 minutes, PLAYED a visual novel for 10 minutes and masturbated to JAVs for 4 hours and 33 minutes.

All in all a productive day.

how do you keep from getting abrasions on your dick

i cant jerk off more than like 2 times a day or else the skin comes off and i get scabs

wow you learn it all in no time

i like that you put played in all caps as if your plan to trigger weebs was all carefully and thoughtfully planned out well i hope the best for you

I guess some men are just born to fap.

i wanted to buy a tenga but my mom wont let me use her credit card

How is my pixiv commento?

どちらがvi娘？低いぺったんこ？eMacsはちょっと肥大化から、巨乳のプログラム娘が相応しいだね。

じゃあ、母さんを肉オナホにしてしまえばいいじゃない？

It's "Emacs" not "eMacs".

Dang, you're right.

But how's the japanese?

It's pretty obvious which is which, do you really have to ask? Short girl even have hairclips in v shape.

What japanese?

I'm wondering because the title is "viたんとemacsたん", but the one I thought was vi was on the right. I know Japanese sometimes (including on websites such as pixiv) reads left-to-right, but do Japs always think right-to-left?

white as hell

What's the tipoff?

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Today I did anki for 0 minutes, watched anime for 2 hours 50 minutes, watched a lets play for 25 minutes and shitposted on Sup Forums for who knows how many hours. I still have 6 hours of the day left which I will spend mostly watching anime while shitposting

I can't sit still and watch anime for that long anymore, it's fucking impossible. Do you do something to play with your hands, or do you literally sit still?

Today I did wanikani for 45 minutes, pimsleur for 60 minutes, and wrote 20 kanji 100 times.

I usually play a mobile game on my phone or shitpost while watching anime

>let's play
I've been getting into 女性実況 lately, never thought listening to japanese girls playing vidya could be so fun.

Well? Are you proud of what you've started?

Can you do anything good with a Galaxy Note? I have one that I was thinking of selling for a smaller phone, but might keep it if it'd be useful.

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Looks like 巨悪 is a real word, though.

Yeah perhaps that was intentional.

A few lines later it had Xを気がついた though instead of に気がついた

There's literally nothing wrong with your screenshot.

That seems like an odd mistake to make for a native speaker.

What's the whole line?

褌

思い is supposed to be 重い but nice try

ひかりがまだプリマヴェールとして未熟で、戦いを恐れていることを彼が気がついていた

おはようおにいちゃん

ひとつたのまれてくれない？

It's two sentences you retard.
少女が思い、溜息をついた

うん、何

In the sentence
にほんじんはお米が大好だいすきです。
What does the お before 米 do? I see it a lot in sentences.

No it fucking isn't dude. Don't be so confident when you're still guessing your way through reading.

No を気がついた there and also nothing wrong with the sentence

>thoughtful sigh

Are you the same person as Are you just trolling here? Or are you really this fucking confident about things you're completely wrong about.

にほんじかん八時十五分、いまからだいたい５０分後

一分間だけ、あなたの時間を分けてほしいの

たいせつなひの、たいせつなじかんなの

おねがい

I'm not him and yes I'm confident there's nothing wrong with that sentence. Go ahead and prove me wrong

漢字を使え、この屑人間。そんな文章ひっでぇ読みにくくて、くそに見えじゃねぇか。

>prove
Okay so you have no interest in actually learning from this thread. No point trying to convince you anyways desu, since you'll see the light if you just read more. It's pretty amazing that you managed to be so confused just by 彼が being stuck between を and 気がついた though.

「屋根から伝つて雨樋に落ち、雨樋から庭へ下る流れの喧しい音、庭の花壇も水に浸つてしまひ、門の下から牀下まで一つらに流れとなつて、地皮を洗つて何処へか運んで行く。」(吉江喬松の「五月雨」から)の「床下まで一つらに流れとなって」の部分が理解できません。ご解釈いただければ幸いです。

That 彼が is pretty fucking important there. Maybe you need to watch some more anime

むずかしいね、もうちょっと前後をよまないと情景が具体的にならないよ

Yeah okay you're a fucking idiot.

Keep fighting anons. I want to see blood

Whatever helps you sleep at night

It makes the following word more polite. Keigo is weird, I know.

Note that this generally only applies to words of Japanese origin; words of Chinese origin are usually prefixed with 御(ご) instead.

Do note that for some words, such as ご飯（ごはん）, the polite form of the word is pretty much the only one -- in fact, if you see the 飯 without the ご in front of it, it's a completely different word (めし）.

aozora.gr.jp/cards/000220/files/1094_18853.html
けれど「一つら」とはどういうことですか？
一面ということならもし"From under the door to under the floor it became a stream on top of a surface"それとも「に」が書き間違えだとしたら"It became one broad (like a surface) stream"かな

あまどいって、地面にちかいところから雨がでるの。ふつうはこのみずは透明なんだけど

ひどいあめになると、この水が地面の土を削って、土色に色づくことを言っているんじゃないかなあと思うよ

一つらが間違った日本語じゃないかとおもっているのかもしれないけど、ただしいよ。

にほんごでも、せつめいしにくいけど、いのちとかきせつとか、ながれていていつもおなじものではないのに、いつもおなじにみえるものの形用に、一つら、って使うことがあるよ

よく分かりません
元の投稿の文章を書き換えしたらどうなるんですか？

Neah but I will hold onto this screenshot to post when he makes posts like in the future

雨が、庭で、川になっている

だよ

日本語を勉強するのは楽しいですが、全然簡単ではないや！how cool is this sentence?

水は濡れる

バニラアイスアイスベイビー

じかんだ

あたし

ゆかなくっちゃ

おにいちゃんも

みな、いってしまった

très かっこいいです

どかん

イモウト様は南京のことをどう思うでしょうか？
全部嘘よね～

お前何言ってんだろ

アホ外人爆笑

Today I didn't do my Anki reps yet, haven't played any novels, but I read h-manga for 49 minutes in between faps.

Do the nips not have a native word for orgasm?

How would you guys translate "Monomyth" into japanese?

to clarify:
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hero's_journey

What do you guys use to watch your japanese girls play video games? I tried niconico but this site seems like complete ass. Videos are constantly buffering and telling me to upgrade to premium.

why would they need one

Sup Forums人出て行け！

>japanese girls play video games
They should be learning Japanese

i just watch my girlfriend pwn noobs on xbox

Does anyone here have a list of Japanese vulgar words?

手をつなぐ

See you in 4 days

i dont get the joke