Czech elections

I want to know: who is /ourguy/?

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The one who blows up the country first.

According to the Sup Forums standards the most based are the SPD (liberty and direct democracy). They are pretty based.
>promote direct democracy in swiss style
>promote the right to wear a weapon
>against islam (want a ban)
>against eu (czexit)
>against lazy gypsies
>the most chauvinist party, but lead by 1/2 czech 1/4 japanese 1/4 korean person (no kidding)

Why are the commies so high on the polls?

Realiste seem good.

QUICK RUNDOWN ON PARTIES

ANO - run by oligarch Babis, against euro against islam, most likely to win, currently between 20-30%
CSSD - Current ruling party, total cucks
ODS - Rightwingers, (prob second largest party) against islam, however theyr past is full of corruption but some of the new members are more than decent (Klaus junior)
KDUCSL - christian democrats - cucks
TOP09 - Their leader is a senile retard with name (((Schwanzenberg))) i guess i dont have to write more about them
KSCM - Commies they will get 3rd or 4th place again. literal bolsheviks, its hard to understand but they would be considered as rightwingers in germans. Against islam, against quotas, against eu

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but still commies, definitly not /ourguys/

Svobodní - rightwingers, free trade, no islam, no quotas /ourguys/ (no chance to get into parliament, their campain sux)
Realiste - G*rmans might know who Robejsek is, /ourguys/
SPD /ourguys/ party powered by some japanese meme magic, wants to exit eu, no to euro, ban islam by laws, kick out gypsies. Their leader is half czech half niú. +-13%

that + Mostly old people vote for them.

Commies are our guys.

Bumping with some modern streetart from prague

Svobodni have my vote.
SPD is pretty based tho.

But we know how its gonna turn out.
If you look at majority of voters, than ANO will win followed by socialist parties for muh gibs to old people.

Why don't you call your country Bohemia or something like that. Czechia is a terrible name.

>Svobodni have my vote.

Cannot deciede between spd, Realiste and Svobodni,

Just to piss off Moravians and silesians.

A bullet is yourguy faggot

Will Okamura make anime real?
Maybe not, but SPD will recive more votes than other alternatives. So from strategic standpoint its safe bet.

I guess that will be my vote anyway..
I still wish there would be someone as Kotleba.

Fascist party in slovakia; 12% during last elections. They were always one step ahead.

Could not agree more

That seems like a terrible strategy. Why don't right wing anti-immigration fags just concentrate in a single party?

Old farts also called "idealists" vote them

Because as i said, theres no "clean" right wing party at this point.

ODS won elections few years back, they were corrupt, increased taxaction, stole some money and shit like that. After that some people left were replaced with anothers, the new people are actually good and reliable but still some skeletons remains.

The new right wing party has to be build from scratch.

Robejšek (Realiste) started like a year ago, they have good campaign, Robejšek itself is very charismatic and knows politics well. But the party is quite new and people do now know them well yet.

Thats why if you want to see some decept oposition after many years you have to vote for spd (close to nat soc; not exactly right wingers)

This should explain a lot.

Vote Svobodni user.

If enough of us do, they may finally have a chance. People are getting tired of the old parties.

Bitter old people.

Why don't you blow each other, chiggers?

This.

Svobodní are right-wingers user. Read their program.
Also, Mach has done some great work critising the Brussel bureaucrats.

1% party, its like throwing your vote out of the window

Feel free to vote for Babiš.
What is herd mentality?

>newspapers bow to the Babiš
>in contact with tax evasion
>rumoured to possess hypnotic abilities
>control Česko with an iron, but fair fist
>own slaughterhouses and chicken coops all over the Republic
>direct descendant of the ancient financial blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Babišgrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every media editing research facility in the Czech Republic
>first designer EET terminals will be Babiš EET terminals
>said to have 9000+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>owns EET R&D labs around the world
>You likely have EET terminals inside you right now
>The Babiš is in regular communication with the Archangels Agro and Fert, forwarding the word of EET to the Media
>learned fluent Japanese in under a week to communicate with Okamura
>Nation states entrust their donut reserves with the Babiš. There's no gold in Dunkin Donuts, only Babiš Donuts
>the Babiš is 98 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, he is a timrless being existing in all points of time and space from the Babiš bang to the end of the universe
>The Babiš will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and tax evasion

Me too m8. I wish DSSS finally climbs into relevance in the future.

>not voting for her
sorry jako

I simply belive that there might eventually be better options

Babis hates Poland and likes Germany though, doesn't he?

S-sauce pls

Depends which action gives him even more popularity

Its a hired prostitute from ukraine, our girls do no look like this. Seriously we are shithole. fuck off we are full

Depends on his daily mood really.

There won't be, unless you put in your fair share of effort. Imagine if one million people liked the program of Svobodni, but didn't vote for them for fear of losing the vote.

Yah, like brazillian immigration is a big problem here.

Come visit and I'll show you even better. Bring some money tho. Buy some shit too.

Also, how can you not vote for this cheeky bastard?

The problem is not even one million of pepiks know who Svobodni is.

Their campain sux extremly
,
Currently i live in Budějovice, Everywhere i look i can see Realiste & Robejsek on billboards, robejsek itself came here and you could talk to him in a bar. thats how you do campaign
.

Meanwhile i found only one billboard for Svobodnis.
While i agree with svobodni most, people do now even know svobodni exists

>our girls do no look like this
You are not fooling me

Stop eating kebab

Good luck on the elections, Czechoslovakia fellas.

Shame you won't have anyone as near as good as Trump :D

No ahmed i speak the truth, i would not dare to lie on any chan board, go to poland or slovakia instead.

My local kebab shop is white non-muslim owned

I think they rely on their base to do the legwork. I've met Mach personally here in Prague a couple of times, but you are right they suffer from lack of exposure to the unwashed masses.

Come visit too. Bring them Deutsche money pls.

>Come visit and I'll show you even better. Bring some money tho. Buy some shit too.

>Come as long as you have money you can fuck my cousin

>T pražák

I'm in love...who is she?

Already told you faggots

>Babis hates Poland

WTF I love Babiš now

I work in tourism user, no need to get ass-blasted. It is objectively the best industry.
>people come to your city
>they throw money at you for all kinds of dumb reasons
>you meet shitton of people from all parts of europe
>some nice young italian girls
>you get to tell them about Prague
>they go home, leave the money behind, reap no social benefits, don't collect the welfare, don't vote, don't fuck up your system
>you get to go home and buy a new CZ 75 P-01 Ω

Nice fuhrers digits, I dare say SHOGUN digits now

When will Czechs stop larping as Slavs, and embrace their Germanic roots?

Of course they can fuck my cousin, if he consents. He's a nice young lad, girls would be glad to get Czeched. They don't even need money for that.

>Germanic roots
>Implying g*rmans arent just Slavic & Nordic & Celtic rapebabis

>(((Schwanzenberg)))
this guy's name is dick mountain

Dont worry, hes about to die soon anyway.
One day he falls alseep and never wakes up a

We are mongrels user. Not slavs, not celts, not germans, a random mixture of all three.

hope

Blessed semen demon of Svobodni

KSCM

SPD.

The guy who impersonates a baby in downtown praga is creepy

>The guy who impersonates a baby in downtown praga is creepy
?

DIUM

>DIUM
you okay there buddy?

I think someone might have had a stroke or something. I don't remember any baby impersonators user.

A důchody chodí včas?

/v4g/ was the greatest thing on this board.

fuck off, we are full

EDOP

Eeeeeh no?
Still nothing.

DSSS>Svobodní>SPD>Realisté>ODS>KSČM>ANO>shit>>>>>>KDU-ČSL>ČSSD>TOP09>>>>>>>>>>> sweden>Piráti=Zelení
How's this?

>DSSS
Literal Untermenschen

They're literally Sup Forums, the party. As such, they're bound to have some degenerate neonazis, but their core is good, and Vandas is buds with Kotleba
youtube.com/watch?v=LyuwGnzp3uY

ADEK

Vandas is good but the rest ...

desu I know Babis isnt ideal, but would switch Fico for Babis instantly. Babis isnt that bad.

We'll see after the elections, when he becomes our next PM. Everyone sounds better before gaining power.

The thing is he already has the power.

>KSCM - literal bolsheviks against islam and eu

Wait... are they NazBol?

watch the vid mongoloid

Not since Sobotcuck's virgin rage.
Kind of. They also want to leave NATO.

Slavs are a language group, not an ethnic one.
And we do in fact speak a slavic language.

this friday my class did a test to see which party fits their views the most. We mostly aligned with DSSS, Rozumní and SPD,
From what I read about DSSS, they're literal nazis (nao-nazism on wiki page)
Interesting times are coming if we get them to vote.

>tfw all kebab shops are owned by nguyens