POTATO NIGGERS BTFO!!!

Hurricane Ophelia about to be upgraded to category 3 Major Hurricane with the potential to reach cat 4 before it hits Ireland's south coast and much of the UK feeling the effects.

>12z Model Intensity Guidance is out. Initialized with Ophelia at 100 kts (115 mph) Which is Cat 3

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>I wrote a script to quickly see how the Dvorak number relates to wind speeds and SSHS category:

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>Raw T from UW CIMS is 5.9, making it a Cat 3 borderline to 4...

Irish Meteorological Service issued a red warning (Severe Weather) for Galway, Mayo, Clare, Cork and Kerry on Monday

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It's nothing.

lol no its not.

It will solve the EU-UK border after Brexit.

Bullshit

>It will happen when the weather cools
>An island will drift away

European hurricane?
what the fuck

National Hurrican center will upgrade it to a cat 3
at their next update @ 4pm GMT screenshot this post.

>all those tea fags that mocked us are now going to take a hurricane up the ass
thank you 2017

Stockpile those spuds seamus, shits going down.

>Confirmation bias will cause a bunch of juvenile faggots to sperg over some faggy LARP
OMG IT'S HAPPENDING GUYS

Gonna be /comfy/ in dublin

>IT'S HAPPENDING
doubles confirm
>nice

Comparison of Hurricane Lee as a Cat3 storm (Left) and Ophelia (Right) right now... As you can see this could reach Cat 4....

african ancestral spirits about to BTFO euros for not taking enough refugees.

Deaths if Cat 4, OP?

What's happening to us?

>over 9000

OP am I gonna die? Please say yes.

We don't build all timber framed houses, so all we have to worry about is flood waters, and I have a plan for that.
I have realized that instant mash absorbs a lot of water and gravy can't seep through it, so I've created super sandbags.
They're a 50/50 mix of sand and instant mash, they'll absorb flood water as it tries to get in and block the rest when they've absorbed enough of the water.
I've also got about 200 euros worth of instant mash stanched around the house to soak up water if my primary defense fails.

For after

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Actually sounds like a solid plan, wishing you the best.

Sorry Potato Land The deepstate here used haarp too aggressively this year to try to fuck over Trump. We are having trouble shutting it down.

No, its not. The storm is going to undergo a post-tropical transition. 'member Superstorm Sandy? That is what we called the post tropical storm that was Hurricane Sandy.

Just because its no longer a tropical cyclone does not mean its not bad. Post tropical superstorms carry just as much force as the Hurricanes they used to be. The only difference is the power center is not a tropical updraft in the center, but a cyclone of cold and warm air on the outer bands of the storm pushing in.

Ireland needs to be ready for a storm packing Category 3 force winds on the Saffir-Simpson scale.

We gonna be still a hurricane by Monday morning according the NHC.

going out to get shit faced with the lads tonight regardless, been working and going to the gym 5 days a week since august I deserve this.

I had roast potatoes for dinner today, man they are soo good.

We build our houses out of brick tho. Amerifats haven't figured out brick technology yet.

you build the roof out of brick too?

yes

Brick windows hard to see out of

Yes

yeah thin bricks called slate

This is what they get for conor McGregor talking shit about trump and losing to a retired boxer. Topkek get fucked vampire skin wiggers.

Regardless of the strength of your roof, you should put some sandbags on it anyway.

God punishing the papists and degenerates again. I wish it would drown London.

Dude, a hurricane will lift those shits off and throw them like shuriken

You're a fucking genius

Oh thank god, Bongistan deserves it.

how come irish are known for being notorious pumpkin thieves? is it a fetish? a religious thing?

It's nothing you fucking idiots. A few roof tiles may blow off and bonk someone on the head in Ireland, big deal

>irish notorious thieves
its cause they're not white

I live in Donegal, will I get rekt?

It would be literally nothing if this was heading for Florida or Louisiana. A strong Cat 2 Hurricane is a bad weekend. I don't know if Ireland and the rest of the Bong Islands truly appreciate just what is about to happen here.

For one, you got old growth trees that have weathered the usual weather that would never have made it in the Gulf Coast to their age and size. Those will get flattened and bring down power lines, maybe land on the houses that they are next too.

Few people are going to follow Hurricane Protocols, so all sorts of flying debris is going to get left out. From garden rakes to plywood. All that shit is going to get picked up and thrown through windows.

And at the end, at least half the Island will be without power, and nobody will have bothered to stockpile water, dry food and cash for the entire week that they won't have electricity.

nah its the lower western parts of the country that will be hit the hardest.

i work for an ISP tho, and usually any time it rains the internet goes down in Donegal

yeah not used to this stuff, sure i'll be out in the pub tonight anyway safe as houses

Beautiful. I hope it ruins most British infrastructure and we end up acting like pack dogs. Hell will befall

Not gonna show up until Monday morning I believe.

>>Corkfag

>Few people are going to follow Hurricane Protocols, so all sorts of flying debris is going to get left out. From garden rakes to plywood. All that shit is going to get picked up and thrown through windows

In their defense we dont do that on the gulf coast either. So much junk. Hillbilly dodgeballs

>set to batter the uk
>worst part of it hits us
Makes total sense

With Eircom running shit, a slight breeze in China is enough to knock out the internet across Ireland.

>God punishing the papists and degenerates again
This.

The south will take the full brunt of it, by the time it reaches NI (God's own country), it'll be a mild storm at worst.

I work for one of the larger ISP's in Ireland and on friday they sent around an email looking for everyone to do over time on monday, must be big enough of a storm that they're worried it will fuck the lines.

Batton down the hatches and God speed to you user

You ded nigga.

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>115 mph wind
oh no, it's a normal winter day

yeah but why pumpkins?

How many actual dindus does Ireland have? Asking because i would like to know how many videos of dindu-lootery i can expect when shit hits the fan.

Good luck eirebro's. Fingers crossed it turns out to be fucking nothing.

Nothing is happening to us.
We're the ones making it happen.

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basically lad, Pints, cinema, Pints, Pool, Pints, Pints,

cut a hole mircowave, keep for halloween

ummm no sweetie, its "Eir" now. More hip and cool name eh?

I don't know if burgers truly appreciate just how normal this weather is during winter here.

wind and rain is normal weather here anyway, and we dont build our house from flimsy wood like sunbaked lazy amerifats

>walk up to nearest red-headed bonnie lass
> "aye dere wee petal would ya like tuh have der best sex of ye life before the storm starts a-coming?"
>???
>profit
begorrah, dis be a golden opportunity

depends where you go, Dublin, Cork and Galway have the absolute most.

every where else is pretty much 99.9% white with some asians peppered across the country to run the chinese food places

Just gonna be a light breeze. Gonna sit inside with a cup of tea all comfy like

If we are lucky it will get to cat 5 and hit uk

>basically lad, Pints, cinema, Pints, Pool, Pints, Pints,
Have a cider for me

oh no what if the hurricane destroys this year's crop of no potatoes

How far are we from it?

Cork isn't as bad as it once was, most of the Muzzies left because the Polish took all the jobs.

>crops in october
stupid nip

Limerick is full of Hijabs and Niqabs on a Saturday. and fat Nigerian women with prams and 3 kids running around them while they scream into a phone.

>ireland's emergency potato supply

Good luck with that:

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>Ireland
>crops ever

They're also fucking off because of the Chinese snatching up most of the jobs within the city itself.
I've been at LIT for a while now, and the amount of Muslims has dropped a lot over the last few years while the Filipinos and Chinese have multiplied 10 times.
Compare the Thomond area's population to what it was in 2015.

There are so many fucking chinks in Limerick at the moment. My estate is at least 10% dogeater

thats good to hear but my gym theres always at least 4 muzzies there when I go, and I go often.

Those fast food places that stay open late, the lads working in them are all pakis and love to fondle the drunk girls when they can seen it a few times, the workers there going up and kissing girls on the cheek when they're fucked out of it. only do it when theres no lads in the groups tho.

Fucking cunts.

Limerick is a liberal shit hole anyway full of niggers pakis, sesh heads and wasters.

The kind of people who think the rubber bandits are intelligent and thought provoking lol.

good to know. Guess we won't see too much looting then.

one day overtime?
it will likely require more than that. prepare to be slammed, but maybe you will get lucky.

They make a mess, but they're less likley to run you over.
But if you're good at dealing with Chinese/Filipino cheekiness, it's not too hard to get them into bed.

do yee have any redpileld friends who ye hang out with or do you have to keep this shit to yourselves like myself for the most part?

Any change of it hitting the Netherlands?
This country is so fucking boring, nothing big ever happens.

NHC just confirmed High end Cat 3 potential to reach cat 4 by end of today.

>OPHELIA IS NOW A MAJOR HURRICANE

11:00 AM AST Sat Oct 14

Location: 34.8°N 26.6°W

Moving: NE at 25 mph

Min pressure: 960 mb (▼ 11 mb)

Max sustained: 115 mph (▲ 15 mph)

what's there to loot?
>aye they be stealed me finest tin cooking pot that were only mended 3 times, now how am I going to be doing me laundry, aye it's a pressing matter it is for next month be laundry month

not looking for doxable info just very general broad strokes here.

Its jst that as I said imo Limerick is a leftist dump for the most part.

Thing is, nothing is gonna happen because unlike in America everything isn't made out of plywood. :^)

We had a hurricane a few years ago remember?

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Depends, most nights I just fucking get stoned with my roommate. The weekend usually involves me and my roommate friend trying to pull girls in the city center.
If you want to get some easy pussy, just learn to DJ and ask a few of the clubs if they have a free slot during the week.

While Clothing stores are a primary target (gotta get those Nike's) for dinduderry, the mere chance of breakin'in'stores'n'steal'n'sheit without repercussions is enough of an incentive, even when the stolen goods aren't worth much.

Didn't Debbie kill 18 people??

Im not really interested in asian women or thots or drugs desu, I'm trying to organise groups for gym trips, camping that sort of stuff - Healthy positive self improvement type shit.

are you in college or what? and dont get offended but are you living in a low class area? just curious m8 bc I live in fairly posh place and from what I see, they're all nigger worshippers and love diversity tho they have very little contact with "diversity" itself.

What do you think your leaders meant when they said they wanted to make your country more culturally interesting by importing Muslims?

It's always something stupid though like someone gets a tree fall on their car when they're driving to work. It wouldn't happen if people just stayed indoors.

>Im not really interested in asian women or thots or drugs desu
Suit yourself, more weed and pussy for me. I'd honestly prefer to pull more local girls, but they're simply outnumbered by Asians in the places I visit.
>I'm trying to organise groups for gym trips,
I already have access to a free Gym and usually attend it every few days.
>are you in college or what
yes
>are you living in a low class area
Not really, cheap student housing but the majority of the people here are pretty sound and usually from relatively wealthy families.